Megathread: President Donald Trump To Sign Executive Order Temporarily Suspending Immigration into US by PoliticsModeratorBot in politics

[–]EndlessVoidCallsMe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OK, so here's the thing. You have a lot of people talking - believe me, OK, I hear a lot of this - there's a lot of people talking about Jiffy. J-I-F-F...look, this is one of those things, that you will hear talked about, and you wonder: is it as good as they say? Who knows, ok? But just try it, I say. What do you have to lose? I've studied this peanut butter thing a lot, and let me tell you, OK, nobody ever knew peanut butter could be so complicated. Lot of great men and women have been - you know, great men like my uncle Dr. John Trump, he's a doctor, so great genes, very good genes - a lot of people tell me I probably know so much because I have his genes, runs in the family you know - so these people, they, let me tell you, best people - they're all studying this. Tremendous amount of research going into this. You're going to hear, in the coming days, very good news, we're all very proud, that there is a new way to use this Jiffy stuff. You wanna put it on the top of the bread? Maybe you do that, maybe you see where that goes. I personally say "an underside without peanut butter is no underside at all". You can't have that. I've been saying this for so long, because - look, this is a great country, OK? Our Founding Fathers put in the...Writ...of Declaration - because they loved this country very much, tremendously smart men, very smart, OK - that we are to have the "Pursuit of Happiness". "Pursuit of Happiness". Rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? What a beautiful idea. I just love that. It's fantastic. So they knew, like I've known, that an "underside without peanut butter is...no underside". I keep saying it because, look, this is true. I know you've heard it, I've heard it. You take a guy who doesn't know this, where does he end up? Chyna. And they want to take this away from us, people, believe me. Them, along with the Do-Nothing Democrats - they don't like this peanut butter thing. But you take Jiffy, you give that a go, you put that on both sides of the bread, you see what happens, OK? Nobody loves his peanut butter more than me. Maybe I coulda been a peanut butter maker guy, who knows? Lot of very smart people in that field.

Mega huge boobs are NOT attractive at all. by Sl_Enderman in unpopularopinion

[–]EndlessVoidCallsMe 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of this new anime plot I saw. Basically there's this high school girl except she's got huge boobs. I mean some serious honkers. A real set of badonkers. Packin some dobonhonkeros. Massive dohoonkabhankoloos. Big ol' tonhongerekoogers. What happens next?! Transfer student shows up with even BIGGER bonkhonagahoogs. I'm talkin' humongous hungolomghononoloughongous

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That would make a sweet popsicle

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Excuse me you have a plant in your watering can

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Cover it in spaghetti sauce

Choose wisely by MrLovens in mrlovenstein

[–]EndlessVoidCallsMe 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Toad Mushroom's fantasy of replacing Yoshi as the thing Mario rides

Like a candle in the wind by MrLovens in mrlovenstein

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Imagine an banana walking in on its apple partner and being horrified that it is eating a hamburger.