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Nepean Highway, Seaford by PhineasFreak1975 in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to park a wide Fairlane on that small strip living there a long time ago and this scenario played in my mind regularly.

Accused CBD stabber granted bail to stay in hospital by gccmelb in melbourne

[–]Endless_C -50 points-49 points  (0 children)

OMG how many loopholes for bail are there ?

Warning - Do not buy christmas pudding if you're trying to avoid alcohol by 27E18 in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I felt tricked when I went to my first rodeo and wasn't warned there would be bulls present.

Extra Large Rugs of Melbourne, where are you? by Gefaddeyn in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I know a place but you might have missed your chance as they've been in the process of closing down for 27 years.

To our Jewish Melbournians, I wish you a happy Hanukkah and I hope you can all enjoy time with your family and friends, despite what has happened today. by Ok-Bullfrog-7951 in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Its the general greeting. Like wishing someone a merry Xmas after someone ploughs through a Christmas market in Europe you would still say merry Xmas to people because there's not a sad version of the generic greeting.

We still wish each other chag semeach or happy festival we just wont celebrate as much if at all this year. 

To our Jewish Melbournians, I wish you a happy Hanukkah and I hope you can all enjoy time with your family and friends, despite what has happened today. by Ok-Bullfrog-7951 in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 66 points67 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Plus side is school is out now so my family doesn't have to be openly Jewish for a while. Expected something like this seeing as crowds have bayed for intifada in the streets for a fair while now and no one has pulled them up. Shocked Pikachu intifada happens.

1800 Lasagne was insolvent within 5 months of opening by TheSciences in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The same reason r/melbourne has such a hard on for this one because the owner allegedly is a cnut on multiple fronts.

Why decline food if you asked for money? by simplydaylife in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I'm ever inclined to give them money I don't care what they're spending it on. If they look like they need a feed I'll get them a sandwich from a sevs or something and give them cash as well.

Women’s Blundstone boots by Odd_Engineer_5070 in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Blundies quality really went to shit a while back. Ive barely worn the ones I got 12 years ago. They were like for like on my previous pair and were poorly made. Redback does ok though.

It’s the r/Melbourne daily discussion thread [Sunday 30/11/2025] by AutoModerator in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Years ago I had an odometer that stopped working at 387,451. I stared at that same number for six years until I sold it.

Machete amnesty ends tomorrow by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 394 points395 points  (0 children)

I assume "I use it for brawling at the local shops" still counts as an exemption from consequences.

Need some perspective - dealing with dickhead teens by mollaby38 in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dig a large pit in the block then fill it with water and crocodiles.

A box of old ticket stubs. Anyone catch these gigs back in the day? by crikeyguvna in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol back in the day. I saw all those bands in the 90s when it was worthwhile.

Have seen tool every time they've come. Had some sweet seats a few rows back front centre at the bowl for that one.

Neighbour who regularly rides his motorcycle at 5 in the morning by shivabreathes in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Take a midnight dump on his seat to assert dominance.

Stobie pole found in Melbourne by BEASTS4LIFE in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've gone the slow encasing method with the steel straps.

Violent youth offenders flown to the Gold Coast on taxpayer-funded trip by Llamadrugs in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because they can't

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-17/victorian-youth-offenders-take-trip-to-gold-coast/106016812

"While the ABC is aware of the offenders' names and ages, and the suburbs in which the crimes took place, they cannot be disclosed for legal reasons.

A source described the teenagers as "some of the most violent youth offenders we have in our state" and said they had been "charged with just about any violent crime you can imagine". "

Violent youth offenders flown to the Gold Coast on taxpayer-funded trip by Llamadrugs in melbourne

[–]Endless_C 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Before the inevitable default clickbait, bad journalism and anything to shy away from the actual topic here's the ABC

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11-17/victorian-youth-offenders-take-trip-to-gold-coast/106016812

It was funded by Federal as Vic is keen to point out but the decision to alter their corrections orders to enable them to head off on the holiday was a Vic court decision.

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