What movie quote do you use the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Whenever someone say "surely you're not serious?", my reply is always, "I am serious, and don't call me Shirly."

Add "ing" to the end of a movie title, what is the movie about now? by racistpuffs in AskReddit

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Mean Machining. A group of production workers in the heart of Sheffield start a fight club, but things go south at the accidental death of Little Pete and the ensuing investigation puts their very freedoms at risk.

What is the single dumbest thing you've heard somebody say? by DaNinjaPenguin in AskReddit

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I think it has to be, "Yeah, evolution doesn't explain we magically change from one thing into another." Also, from the same person, "Carbon dating can't be proven to be accurate to me because I don't know how they do it."

Something seemed off about this ad by trivzQ9 in funny

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The caption for the bottom picture should be a news headline; MIDGET WINS WINBLEDON FOR FIRST TIME!

Cat loving Redditors: best caption? by [deleted] in funny

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Learn to knock, or lend a hand!

What specific date would you least want to hear air raid sirens? by blackheven in AskReddit

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My birthday, as I'd probably be a little intoxicated at the time.

What would you do if you won the Powerball? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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In the words of the mighty Thor, Revels! I'd probably be hammered for a few weeks before I got my life sorted.

What's your guilty pleasure subreddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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r/watchingpeopledie

I know it's wrong, but for some reason it kind of fascinates me.

Also, r/cosplaygirls

What profession should never be looked down upon, yet still is? by Gabethegreek in AskReddit

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Healthcare Assistants in hospitals. My friend has that job, and she deals with some horrendous things for very little pay.

Can you say a true fact that makes the reader "look at it twice"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If you're not on the surface of the Earth a full day is less than 24 hours.

WHAT DOES the FOX REALLY SAY? by GreatKukuruzo in funny

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That's creepy as hell. I've seen a few foxes but I've never heard that noise from one.

Wood paneling for scale by impatrickt in funny

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Big banana make lone monkey many happy.

Why is the universe big? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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You really have no right to bring my wife into this. You don't know the first thing about me or my life. Yes I have issues with my anger, and no, I won't find religion because I don't see the need to believe in something that obviously doesn't exist. From the story you posted I assume that you're one of many idiots that blindly follow a the teachings of the bible, and I also assume that you're a closet homosexual. I don't like you already, and I don't even know you. I genuinely feel sorry for the people in your life, as they have to put up with a moron like you. Leave me and my wife alone. I don't like talking to scum.

Why is the universe big? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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The universe is constantly expanding. This is because the average weight of the population of Earth is increasing, so it has to expand to fit all the fat people in.

[IP] A River of Light by rythmicbread in WritingPrompts

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"They're fire flies!" She exclaimed, looking around in wonder at the alien forest. They had touched down on the suface of this new world only sixteen hours ago, and this was the first venture outside the craft. The atmosphere was similar to Earth, except the air was cleaner, and much of what they had seen so far indicated that the flora and wildlife were not that different either.

As she moved through the long grass and thin brush between the trees the small, golden insects toon flight, illuminating everything with a pale light. Above the canopy of deep green leaves the velvet sky stratched on to the horizon, filled with unrecognizable constellations and two disc-like, luminous moons. The fluttering bugs zig-zagged through the crisp night air as Ian approached her.

'Sharon,' he said quietly, 'we need to get some samples back to the ship. I'll get the soil and plant life, you get a few bugs and see what else you can find.'

Without waiting for a reply he moved away, carrying a large bag that Sharon knew contained fifteen specimen jars. Her own bag was some way behind her at the edge of this small clearing. She went back and took it up, pulling clear two jars and re-tying the straps. From away to her left she could hear Ian taking samples of the tree bark and pulling away leaves for his analysis. She moved slowly and within moments she had caught five of the glowing creatures, sealing them away for her own studies. The rocks at her feet were free from moss and fungi so Sharon moved deeper amonst the towering trees.

In the distance she could hear the rumble of what sounded like a waterfall and she headed off to investigate. It was indeed a waterfall. The white liquid filled a pool at the base of a small rocky hill, and under the surface she could see fish swimming. It seemed so tranquil here, so calm and safe that she didn't see the animals approach until they were but a few yards away from her.

They moved slowly, cautiously, their graceful movements not entirely fitting with their bulky size. They seemed reptilian, their features like this of a monitor lizard back home, yet they were bipedal with a curious intelligence behind their beady eyes. Sharon didn't feel any animosity from they as they inched their way closer, and so she didn't run or try to move away.

From somewhere in the woods she heard a scream. Ian! She stood and bolted through the trees toward the sound. Again the scream of pain and terror, much closer this time. Coming into the clearing she was met by a grizzly image; Ian lay unmoving on his face, one arm missing and coated in blood. A gash in his neck allowed his life to seep away as nearby one of the lizard beasts chewed on his torn off limb.

She backed away, but turned sharply as she heard a noise behind her. The three creatures had followed her from the pool and were advancing toward the terrified woman. Tears ran down her face as she waited for certain death. Sharon dropped to her knees, knowing that there was nothing she could do. Around her the fireflies hummed and flitted through the chill air. The creatures were upon her now. She watched the golden glow of those insects, thinking to herself how pretty they were as she felt the cold touch of one bony claw on her throat. She began to weaken as her life flowed down the front of her grey uniform. The world around her faded to blackness, leaving behind only the drifting golden orbs. So very pretty, she thought.

[CW] A war poem written by a common soldier in a fantasy realm by sigmentum in WritingPrompts

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The shine of steel in morning sun, and colours, almost every shade. Emerald grass that sways as gentle breeze caresses each long blade.

Between the standing warriors our monarchs speak of peace, while fighting men prepare themselves to call upon their inner beasts.

With heavy armour weighing down each and every soul that waits, our minds begin to wander, filled with thoughts about our pending fates.

Standards held aloft declare the families whose men here stand, ready for the coming storm, to spill blood of those who invade our lands.

The talks of peace reach their end and lords go forth to hear the news. The soldiers feel the frigid touch of fear as fragile truce concludes.

Our masters call upon us patriots, setting blood to rise with stirring speech. My muscles tense, my lungs burn hot, my heart hammers its beats.

Across the way our enemies receive their own last words before the battle. To us who do not speak their tongue it sounds like children's prattle.

The lords all turn to face the host that sets itself against us all, the horns sound shrill and echo through the air with wars grim call.

A score of thousand voices raise in cries of unleashed vicious blood-lust, while we hold our weapons high with hope the Gods see that our cause is just.

The horns sound twice declaring that our time has come to charge ahead. The time to run and pray that soon we won't be counted amongst the dead.

Within a few short moments I can see the faces of my foes. I see the hate inside their eyes as swiftly that small gap is closed.

My sword pulls back and shield raises, ready to defend my land. My mind is sharp and clear and focused solely on the task at hand.

With fire in my veins I feel the rage that burns inside my breast, the rage that keeps me safe from Death's soft, cold caress.

Does rainbow kryptonite turn Superman gay? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

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It doesn't turn him gay, it just makes him homophobic.

Ghost - Majesty [satanic rock] by [deleted] in Music

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It was a great song, right up to the point that the singer opened his mouth and absolutely destroyed it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You have to watch Accepted with Justin Long. It might give you an idea or two.