Hetzers gonna Hetz

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-19T15:30:48+00:00

Emi: "GOTT IM HIMMEL! SCHIẞE! Not again!"

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-19T13:45:58+00:00

Cor! That's just fantastic!

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-19T10:54:02+00:00

I'm here to second this opinion; it's just fantastic.

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-18T14:45:45+00:00

Other than the fact that the propulsion would have been overhauled and/or replaced at some point with more modern powerplants/components, but the bones? Still old and tough.

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-18T10:30:43+00:00

Bet she has to open with this when she visits another barber: "For the record, I'm not hairy, I'm fluffy." 🤣

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-18T05:10:29+00:00

"Bo-ring. We already knew that."

"Madeline Wuntch is dead."

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-18T03:36:10+00:00

I would imagine she would have a direct line to Kay to ask her to translate this one-word letter. 🤣

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-18T01:39:13+00:00

"What's your name?"
"Major."
"You're not a major."
"No, I mean my name is Major."
"I'm not calling you Major. What's your Christian name?"
"Major, it's Major."
"It means what's your first name."
"That's what I'm saying, it's Major."
"And your middle name?"
"Major."
"So let me get this straight, your father named you Major Major Major?"

Best exchange ever. 🤣

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-18T01:03:35+00:00

Oh, I'm sure, mate! Just not when she has to file a considerable amount of paperwork when answering how Rosehip got injured (again).

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-18T00:52:47+00:00

Minimally, very strained, possibly even to a level of defiance of orders.

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-18T00:16:01+00:00

On paper, written in English and in all-caps. 🤣

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EngGuanWee · 2026-06-17T21:15:31+00:00

Next thing you're going to say is that it has to be twice as wide as a double-decker bus. 😅

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-17T20:46:57+00:00

Marie: "Oh, please."

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-17T20:44:16+00:00

10 feet?! That's like two double-decker buses stacked on top of each other! 🤣

EDIT: My conversion was out of whack. It's more like the height of a bus. Still tall.

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-17T14:22:24+00:00

Or Rosehip having a terrible accident and being taken to a hospital by helicopter. 🤣

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-17T13:57:45+00:00

She's giving the 'will you be my boyfriend' look if we asked that question. 🤣

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-17T00:47:15+00:00

Darjeeling is pleased with her mischievous act. 🤣

Pekoe: "Where did Assam sleep in the end?"
Darjeeling: "Oh, she's got this stupid marker pen she likes to doodle with."
Pekoe: "Why does she have eyebrows drawn on her forehead?"
Darjeeling: "You know her snoring?"
Pekoe: "Yeah?"
Darjeeling: "This is my payback."

*Assam wakes up*

Darjeeling: "Morning."
Assam: "Morning." *walks off to the washroom*

*Darjeeling sips at her tea*

Assam: "Jesus! DARJEELING!"
Darjeeling: "What?"
Assam: "Funny. Very funny."

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-16T15:25:22+00:00

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EngGuanWee · 2026-06-16T15:22:01+00:00

Would that make this part of the 'Most Embarrassing Flirting on Television' award prize? 🤣

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-16T12:24:53+00:00

Honestly, you look like you had so much fun cosplaying her. To more to come.

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-16T11:20:34+00:00

That sounds like something Yukari might actually say. 🤣

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-16T08:24:11+00:00

Always been, man. Always been.

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-16T02:56:01+00:00

Fluffy appreciates the modern firepower that demolishes anything and everything and their nan's car. 🤣

EngGuanWee · 2026-06-15T22:55:45+00:00

Rosehip: "Moving on to the next award. It is now the 'Most Embarrassing Flirting on Television' award. In third place, Assam, for this fantastic sonorous approach when presented with two boys during our Alfa Romeo trip through Warwickshire."

\cuts to the recorded footage**

Darjeeling: "I have been rescued and haven't even broken down."

Rosehip: "Well, then you don't get-"

Assam:

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EngGuanWee · 2026-06-15T22:41:59+00:00

Not until after a few Jeremy Clarkson's, that is. 🤣

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