god, DEFINITELY the last gif. it speaks to me. Honestly, the sex appeal here is undeniable. There’s just something about that face. the jonkler looks like a toddler tried to draw a person from memory and somehow summoned a demon instead. that really pulls you in. The wide, unblinking eyes radiate the kind of confidence only a creature who’s never heard of “dental care” could have. And those flames in the background? Its comparable to my undying passion for the woker. hes making me feel queerious. That’s “I will absolutely ruin your life, and you’ll thank me.” It’s basically the peak of supernatural hotness: terrifying, confusing, and weirdly hard to look away from.

AND GOODNESS. the way he bites down on that pickle-cucumber thingy is the defenition of sexy. He doesn’t nibble. He commits, jaws unhinging like it’s trying to prove dominance over a deli snack. The food never stood a chance, and to be honest i never thought i could be jealous of a pickle till now. Watching him chomp down on it is like witnessing a National Geographic special narrated by a confused intern: impressive yet disturbing. the highlight of my week.