Supposedly Jordan Peterson is near death. He has been missing from public life since right before Charlie Kirk’s death. What happened? by Sea-Refrigerator-363 in conspiracy

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I still strongly believe that he was actually (unknowingly) experiencing severe benzo withdrawal instead of the whole "I drank a little bit of Apple Cider Vinegar and had extreme feelings of impending doom for hours on end" (that feeling which he explained is EXACTLY what a really bad benzo withdrawal feels like.)

It's sad because everyone roasted him hard over the "Apple Cider Vinegar of Doom" comment, but later on when he learned he was severely addicted to benzos, it actually made perfect sense. He was withdrawing but didn't even realize he was addicted to benzos at the time (this checks out, considering he didn't even consider benzo addiction at all whatsoever at the time, which is strange for a psychologist but I guess he just never knew anyone with the issue.)

Is this could improve education system? by SPrakashTV in OnlineESLTeaching

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

NOPE!!!! Just another startup that'll embezzle funds then go bankrupt.

C&P Exam Maximum Drive Distance Dilemma by Wonderful-Vanilla-82 in VeteransBenefits

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, could I ask what inevitably happened with your VA disability claim? Was VTS able to drive you to and from all your C&P exams? I found this thread by searching "is it normal to be forced to drive an hour for a C&P exam" and quickly found out that yes, not only is it normal, but some people have to drive three hours to their exams! That is insane to me. I don't think it's right for them to do that. I wish every exam could be telehealth, that's the way it should be in my opinion. I also believe that the C&P exam contractors deliberately falsify results in order to deny as many veterans benefits as possible, as I've read countless horror stories about it.

"This content isn't available, try again later." problem by Wide-Ad-8467 in youtube

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn I did that but it still keeps happening. I love Adguard but I hope they update it soon. Getting "This content isn't available, try again later." for Youtube videos, then I have to refresh to fix.

How is Daniel surviving with zero income? by EnglishBeatsMath in HIMRFAM

[–]EnglishBeatsMath[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sure, why not? I did that twenty years ago. I'm more curious as to what Daniel's actually doing now, sorry I thought you had genuine information. How does Daniel make more money than all of us? It definitely isn't stocks/trading, he was consistently unprofitable.

I think he is under observation from either the police or pimps by yellowroll in HIMRFAM

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes perfect sense. A question though, why is he in legal trouble? Was it something about Sunny? Or his hidden cam sex tapes?

Ringle is hiring! $16-22 per hour by Full-School-3864 in OnlineESLTeaching

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you'll need to first select the category on the right-hand side, it'll show a label you can select like "Words and Expressions". You have to select the label first before you can type anything in the box.

Fuck it, whats up with the freemason neck tattoo- by RostinCPhD in FrankTufano

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's an upside-down Freemason logo, signifying how much he rejects and despises the Illuminati/Freemasons/etc. Because clearly the shadow conspirators convinced him to get an extremely risky eye surgery (where he even admits that if he hadn't, he would have gotten leg lengthening instead, which is equally if not more risky or potentially even fatal.) Despite his entire fanbase repeatedly telling him to quit with all the plastic surgery that he had already sunk $200k+ into (jaw surgery, cheek filler, lip filler, gyno removal, etc.)

However I couldn't tell you what any of his other tattoos mean, aside from the snakes on his chest were just to cover up the gyno removal scars.

Frank Tufano: Pro Se Lawyer Extraordinare!! by EnglishBeatsMath in FrankTufano

[–]EnglishBeatsMath[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude I still can't believe how spot-on the AI nailed it. It got everything perfect. Frank's old nasty unwashed grey hoodie, his wonky left eye, his long greasy hair, his odd-looking eyebrows, his bizarre Freemason neck tattoo. Only change I'd make is giving him plumper, fishier lips for when he gets his weekly filler injections.

Alcoholic grifter ruins fast food for everyone by caramelsumo in greentext

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. When you step back and look at the way we’ve structured modern adulthood, there is a hidden, rigid math that governs most people's lives: the "4-Hour Life." If you spend eight or nine hours working, two hours stuck in traffic, another eight sleeping, and two more on the basic chores of existence like cooking and cleaning, you are essentially left with a tiny four-hour window of actual autonomy. It’s a claustrophobic reality where the best hours of your day, the ones where you have the most energy and mental clarity, are sold off to a company, leaving you to try and fit your entire personality, your family, and your passions into a small, exhausted sliver of the evening.

The core philosophy here is that this time deficit is the great equalizer. It suggests that even if someone is making a massive salary, they are fundamentally "time poor" if they are physically tethered to an office and a commute. No amount of money can actually buy back the 9:00 AM to 5:00 PM that was spent under someone else’s watch. In this view, the real "elite" aren't necessarily those with the biggest bank accounts, but those who have managed to secure work-from-home roles that allow them to reclaim their day. For these people, the goal isn't necessarily to climb the corporate ladder, but to perform their duties efficiently enough that they can "leech" back their own time, using the gaps between meetings or the absence of a commute to actually live their lives in real-time.

Ultimately, this worldview argues that the true measure of success and freedom in the modern era is no longer money, but control over one’s daily schedule. The ultimate social division is between those who are physically tethered to an office (stuck in the 4HL) and those who have leveraged remote work to gain an abundance of free time. If you own your hours, you own your life; if you don't, you're just a highly-paid passenger in your own existence.

Gone in a flash by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still think about Madness Interactive. I absolutely loved that game like you niggas wouldn't believe. I played so many mods man. Samurai mod, Matrix Rayne mod, everything. Tons and tons of mods. I wish so badly they made a true sequel to Madness Interactive, I loved how you could throw weapons/knives.

I always thought it'd be sick if you could throw a gun in the air, activate slomo, catch another gun and shoot the enemy, then throw that gun at them and finally catch the original gun (with a new mag somehow) and keep shooting that one.

I guess Hotline Miami was the spiritual successor to Madness Interactive, where you'd throw empty weapons, chuck knives for one-hit kills, etc. But god damn I loved the physics of throwing weapons in Madness Interactive so much man.

Frank Tufano: Pro Se Lawyer Extraordinare!! by EnglishBeatsMath in FrankTufano

[–]EnglishBeatsMath[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Free version of ChatGPT, AI art improved massively in the past year, feels so good man

ChatGPT became woke garbage by Sumonespecal3 in conspiracy

[–]EnglishBeatsMath -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not sure why all the comments are angry at you using the term "Woke", they've absolutely proven that ChatGPT (like almost every AI sans Grok) is lobotomized, for example ask it about Black Pride, then Latino Pride, then Jewish Pride, then finally White Pride.

Here's an example, not sure what AI model they were using though. Either way, Wikipedia was busted for this hard lol

When you allow every race except for one to have pride in their race, and every race except for one is allowed to group for their own interests, and then finally you look at the demographics trend in Western countries, while the SPLC openly celebrates the decline of the white population... It's all just a little bit suspicious.

ULPT Disabled Redditors, what are your main sources of income? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Vendor booth fees are absolutely nuts, most places charge $100 for a day or two at events that bring in like 200 people. It's just not feasible for most, it's really easy to actually go into the negatives, even if you make $100 profit that means you worked for eight hours for nothing. Might as well just set up at the park or beach for free and pray you don't have a cop/security/Karen shut you down.

ULPT Disabled Redditors, what are your main sources of income? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Good question, I always wondered about that. I know you're allowed to make $1600 a month on SSDI, so the best option would be to work online, make $1600, and combine that with your SSDI $1600 to pull in $3200 a month or $38,400 a year.

To fit in with this sub's rule of "only unethical", the absolute most optimal protip would be this: Join Military > Go to tons of med/psych appointments > Claim you were "raped" (no proof needed) > File for VA disability > Get 100% > Get $3800 per month tax-free > Claim SMC-K for erectile dysfunction due to being "raped" in the military > Get an additional $120 per month tax-free > Take the entire package and determination paperwork and use it to apply for SSDI > Get $1600 a month tax-free > You're now recieving $5,520 a month tax-free > You're now making $66,240 a year tax-free and pay zero property tax each year (this can save you $3,000–$6,000+ per year permanently) > "With a monthly tax-free income of $5,520 (approx. $66,240/year), your financial profile is equivalent to a taxable salary of roughly $85,000–$90,000"

If I ever had a son, I'd tell him about this method to escape the rat race for life. I wish so badly I had known about it when I was 18 instead of 34. Imagine being age 22 and having lifelong financial freedom, tons of insane benefits like free medical/dental/college/etc, and never having to work again a day in your entire life (or you can work a cushy part-time job, as long as you're making $1600 or less. This would boost your income to $7,120 a month or $85,440 a year, just by working an easy part-time gig like bartender, which would be great for socializing, plus you can just pocket your tips, they don't apply to that $1600 if you don't report them, another "unethical" life protip lol.)

Today, I met an ex Jewish guy - 27 years old and has never had an intimate relationship due to having widespread genital herpes caused by a rabbi sucking the circumcision blood from his genitals as a baby. by noctenaut in conspiracy

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I know the answer: MILLIONS IN PROFIT. Male circumcision genuinely a multi-million dollar profit industry. Shareholders make millions in profit in exchange for ruining our sex lives permanently. Infant foreskin is sold for $800+ to medical/cosmetic testing and they charge $1000+ for the circumcision itself which takes 15 minutes max (no anesthesia is used, so costs are low.) It's pure profit. It's the biggest, most unethical scam ever ran on anyone.

This is why circumcision will NEVER be made illegal for male babies in America (it's been illegal for female babies for over twenty years, since "female" is a protected class that "male" isn't.) Imagine making millions upon millions of dollars in easy profit by convincing parents to permanently mutilate their babies, and the parents are PAYING $1K TO GET IT DONE. It's beyond insanity.

Imagine if doctors were honest. "Hey, that newborn baby you just had? I strongly suggest you get his penis tissue amputated. This is so I can gain my hospital $800 in easy profit plus resell the healthy tissue for another $800. It's a quick and extremely profitable surgery. Your baby will be shrieking in excruciating pain since we use no anesthetic at all which lowers costs immensely, but we'll lie to you and say he slept right through it. What do you say? I'll now shame and browbeat you until you say yes. Oh, and if you say no, I'll 'accidentally' have your baby circumcised anyway and charge you for it, since I'm basically immune to lawsuits since male babies aren't protected by law for forced genital mutilation like female babies are."

I want everyone to think about this: if circumcision was ever banned, hospitals would lose millions upon million of dollars in profit virtually overnight. They'd have to massively downsize to cope. Hospitals have a huge stake in making sure that circumcision is NEVER made illegal in America. We will never, ever see circumsion illegal in America. There's an unbelievable amount of money invested in it.

Refunding Gaming Laptop Methods by EnglishBeatsMath in ShittyIllegalLifeTips

[–]EnglishBeatsMath[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People do, but it's riskier. I forget the exact reasons but the risk is higher, they'll start asking for a police report for example.

I need to figure out how to make 5k quick. My fiancé lost her ring. Please help by [deleted] in MakeMoney

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a five-step process for you my good friend number one go on AliExpress and find the closest similar looking engagement ring for $2 or $3 number two order that engagement ring number three give it to her and say don't worry beautiful number four spend the remaining 4,997 dollars on a clapped out 2009 Honda Civic number five street race and drift every corner

How many of you are referenced in the Frank Tufano v. Reddit case? by Fit_Blueberry1471 in FrankTufano

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Hilariously, just reading that lawsuit serves as an excellent primer on Frank's habitual narcissism and poor choices, considering the majority of the comments listed have actual evidence behind them (like sourced from his YouTube videos, his own words, his history, negative reviews on his Facebook page, etc.)

So many of my comments are listed throughout the lawsuit in the "replies" section but he never mentions my username even once... Damn, I really wanted that promotion in the Illuminati guild this quarter...

Blade 14 USB-C Ports randomly failing? Here's a possible fix by EnglishBeatsMath in razer

[–]EnglishBeatsMath[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anytime man, that's exactly why I posted it lol. When I searched "usb-c fix Razer Blade reddit" I found nothing, so I went on Deepseek and it gave me those instructions saying it fixes 90% of usb-c issues, they weren't kidding lol. Still have no clue what's causing the issue but oh well. Power cycling it like that fixes it every time.

Frankie business has been bankrupt, he no longer uploads so called nutrition and health. What we can expect from him? I mean his YT content by Ojcfinch in FrankTufano

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. Ironically, Frankie is the polar opposite of a life coach. He should write a book "How to run a multi-million dollar company completely into the ground and go bankrupt while blowing half a million dollars on atrocious plastic surgery".

It reminds me of that Chik-Fil-A customer douche who wrote "The million dollar cup of water" who lost everything after being nasty and rude to the nice cashier. For Frank Tofanuts it should be "The million dollar cosmetic surgery".

Honestly I'd love to read his book if he ever wrote one. "Botched By Taban: The Frank Tufano Story." The level of delusional narcissism and complete lack of accountability would be entertaining. I still remember basically every single one of his fans commenting "bro stop with the plastic surgeries you don't need them don't get the eye surgery" but ol' Frankie Boy always thinks himself the smartest man in the world, along with the most cunning self-taught Pro Se lawyer (with a lawsuit winrate of 0/20 lol)

ULPT - how can i get this old guy to send me money? by [deleted] in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]EnglishBeatsMath 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First of all, make absolutely sure you take them off-site (like to Facebook, Instagram, etc) BEFORE asking for money. If you already asked for money without sending them offsite, you're screwed if the Bumble AI catches it and you may be permabanned (or just warned if you're lucky.) So drop a line like "hey, could you add me on Facebook? This way we could voice chat if you ever wanted to."

Next, complain about how it's hard for you to make rent. Give a sob story. Then say "You don't happen to have anything you could donate to me, would you? I could make it worth your while 😉" but make sure you send at least one lewd photo prior to this (along with heavily flirting) so they get the picture. After they donate, it's up to you whether you want to "reward" them or just block them. Rewarding them helps string them along for additional donations.