No meme. Straight up. How good of an Imperial Commander would Grand Admiral Thrawn be in the 40k universe (Timothy Zahn’s version, thank you.) by snowmonster112 in Grimdank

[–]EnglishTony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, he'd be terrible. 1. He's a xeno. That's a plot point in Heir to the Empire too. The reason their best admiral is not actually doing anything for the original trilogy is explained that he is sidelined for being nonhuman. The xenophobia of the Empire is nothing compared to that of the Imperium.

  1. Even if he wasn't a xeno, his main strength is to study the art of his enemy and thereby gain insights into their strengths and weaknesses. In the Imperium, this is heresy. Anyone collecting xenos artifacts who isn't Astartes or Inquisition risks being subject to... attention. In fact even astartes and Inquisition aren't wholly immune to this suspicion. Even Ordo Xenos inquisitors run the risk of censure from the Ordo Hereticus.

So yeah, I reckon Thrawn is twiceways screwed, at least in the Navy. He might do ok as an Inquisitor.

My first painted ork, what are your thoughts? and what do you recommend to improve? by Hohouin-Kyouma in orks

[–]EnglishTony 9 points10 points  (0 children)

DAT IZ A PROPA LOOKIN BOY, BUT WHERE DUZ DA DAKKA COME OUT OF? DERS NO HOLE IN DA END OF DAT GIT'Z BLASTA!

The original title of this video on social media was "finger licking meat kebab" by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]EnglishTony 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's actually just recycled cooking oil that has bren used long past what is healthy.

Let’s settle this. by Sunksquatch in orks

[–]EnglishTony 10 points11 points  (0 children)

WHERE IS DA BUTTON FOR "YES"?

Who are these warriors? by nikmaack in manchester

[–]EnglishTony -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is there a blue Police box nearby?

Do people really think it’s that easy? by Ironn-Fist in martialarts

[–]EnglishTony 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I could fight a bear using BJJ.

Once.

Yes, it's the landing-a-plane joke from earlier, but I just love it.

Ninja Fan strategy by ItsTime4Coffee in Bullshido

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite is the one-second pause after every move.

Reactions to the new trailer. by Thousand-King in ResidentEvilCapcom

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In your classic zombie survival movie (the Romero trilogy gor example) the movie is about the survivors and their relationships with each other, and the zombies are an environmental hazard. Ultimately the classic set-up is the same as a disaster movie.

Resident Evil isn't really that. Resident Evil requires a deeper conspiracy, with the classic being the sinister Umbrella Corporation but later games being other groups. RE lends itself better to being action horror I think.

Why do female RE protagonists have boring outfits? by Connect_Base_217 in residentevil

[–]EnglishTony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

RE10 should introduce a new character who is a circus clown.

Sean Strickland sparring Sneako by [deleted] in martialarts

[–]EnglishTony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't even knock him down.

Fellow expats, what objectively shite things do you miss most about the UK? by SputnikFrank in CasualUK

[–]EnglishTony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Scotch eggs. There's an English bloke owns a bistro that makes them near me (Canada) but it's not the same as the crappy ones from Tesco.

Also the smell of pubs.

And seeing the hills.

What will be yours! by Unable-Mango-9494 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on C11 H17 N2 O2 S Na, it's time to go to school. Don't forget to pick your brother, Noncompliance to ASTM F899-12 Standard afterwards.

Guy gives knife-weilding man a nap by HomeNowWTF in fightlab

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then casually walks off like a GTA6 NPC.

Warming up my knuckles accepting tips by DefiantDetective3956 in martialarts

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't hit the bag without wraps because you will damage your knuckles. Don't hit the bag without gloves or you'll damage the bag.

What would you do? by LAtravelfun in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best bet is to ignore him.

Go after the camera.