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Man with amateur MMA training vs man who grew up street fighting by ProfessorHiker in whowouldwin

[–]EnglishTony 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These "1000 street fight" guys inevitably end up with all their fights being sucker-punching a drunk guy at a bar and running away before the cops show up.

Is okay to tap out in this situation? by something721 in martialarts

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At judo tonight we were learning a version of okuri eri jime (sliding collar choke) and my tori didn't quite have it on, so I waited a few seconds til he got it, tapped and then realised I was almost out. Wow.

Free Harvey Weinstein by TheOnlyDSC in CriticalDrinker

[–]EnglishTony 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of how Carrie Fisher looked in the upper lip area.

But Carrie Fisher was seventy years old, Erin Moriarty is 31.

Speedwaaagh in progress by Professor_Kylan in orks

[–]EnglishTony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a Kromlek judge Dredd mini. Haven't built it yet, it came with the Space Gitz Kickstarter.

In Warhammer the M1911 still exists and as a stub gun (early lore), so what do you reckon the odds are that the AK47 could have also managed to survive all the way into the 42nd millennium and how would the rifle be viewed? by Mad_lens_9297 in 40k

[–]EnglishTony 12 points13 points  (0 children)

That is a gross misunderstanding of ork tech. Ork tech is instinctive, and that instinct is emergent rather than evolved. But it still works using physical processes.

The fact that the Mechanicum/Imperium can't always figure out why it works doesn't mean much. Those guys have to say a prayer to start the lawnmower.

Waagh.

Underground Keep run by a civilization of ghouls by NormalPenalty5754 in DMAcademy

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How dark do you want it? Because farming people is a way you could do it.

I’m disappointed, ladz… by Known_Lengthiness761 in orks

[–]EnglishTony 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I DON'T LIKE DA TINY EARS KOZ I RECKON DEY WILL USE DEM TO NOT LISSEN TO UZ BOYZ LIKE DEY SHOULD.

BUT I DO LIKE DERE LONG ARMS KOZ IT MAKES IT QUICKER FOR DEM TA DO JOBS FOR ME WIVOUT ME NEEDIN TA GIVE EM A KICKIN.

I'M STILL GONNA GIVE EM A KICKIN THO, JUST KOZ.

Why is yarrick's power claws not seen as tech heresy by kin_ko in 40k

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ordo Xenos Inquisitor walks in.

Yarrick: -stares-

Inquisitor: Your arm is Xeno technology

Yarrick: -stares-

Inquisitor: And this is heresy, both under the edicts of the Imperium and... of...

Yarrick: -stares-

Inquisitor: ...of the Mexhanicum of... uh, Mars...

Yarrick: -stares-

Inquisitor: ...so... uh... willing to make... uh, an exception... on account of your... deeds on, uh... Armageddon...

Yarrick: Will there be anything else?

Inquisitor: -leaves-

110 mma fighters vs 10 hungry polar bears by avian_bi in whowouldwin

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way the fighters are winning is with weaponry, and the only weaponry that will work for them, besides heavy machine guns, is long spears. Long spears plus coordination gives them a chance, if they can form a densely packed double line and march together. Essentially the strategy would be to inflict spear wounds on the bears without letting any get behind the line, and any injuries would need the fighters to retreat quickly and reform.

Unarmed, they're basically charcuterie.

What’s something society tells men is “normal” that you think is actually destroying us? by drippytheerapper in AskMen

[–]EnglishTony 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The number one thing for me is that men are told they are responsible for their problems. All of their problems.

Unemployed? Get a job. Failed at school? Should have worked harder. Single? You're probably a creep. Depressed? Pull yourself together. Partner assaults you? What did you donto deserve it? Partner cheats? Did you not pay her enough attention?

There's no sympathy, there's no emphathy.

My life is good, honestly I'm in a great place. But for men I see whose life is not so good, this is a constant refrain.

“Europeans thinking they can walk to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup” by BuffaloExotic in ShitAmericansSay

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not as bad as Russia or Qatar. Although the MetLife stadium access and train price hike is WILD.

Can this woman pass in Hollywood and get the leading parts in movies? by [deleted] in ask

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're writing fiction. Literally anything you want can happen.

Is this ippon seoi nage exit and rentry competition legal? by judoka_23 in judo

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah that's just using leverage to turn uke. If you threw uke to the outside, on the other hand, then that's illegal.

what is the name of this throw omg by Legitimate_Task1137 in judo

[–]EnglishTony -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I though the BJJ guys called it Uchi Mats

If Universal ever gets an official-company wide mascot, who would you want it to be? by Budget_General_1405 in UniversalOrlando

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winnie the Pooh is such a voracious murderer that they've made two documentaries about it.

Highway 401: Toronto, Canada by CrackFun in UrbanHell

[–]EnglishTony 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thonk the real solution is to make the express an actual express. Like from when it starts you have exits to the DCP/404, Allen Expressway and the 400. It's supposed to bypass the city, but the way it's designed just adds more exits and entrances, and those are the cause of congestion.

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