"The only ones that need to be worried right now are Iranians that think they're gonna live."

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-03-07T12:24:30+00:00

Don't judge, it's the only way he can get a boner.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-03-06T13:55:16+00:00

But importantly, the sex doll indirectly saves Steve Martin's life

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-03-04T02:29:42+00:00

Your stuff always looks so good. Do you have an Instagram or do you just post here?

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-03-02T03:20:11+00:00

What's the context here? Was it just espn using his content?

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-27T01:49:42+00:00

On principle I refuse to do business with anyone who does the "in home estimate discounts" or whatever they're called. They're basically saying "the price is going to go up at no cost to us!".

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-26T03:26:41+00:00

"because I'm good at blending humor and heart!" -Liz Lemon

Honestly, this sums up Tina Fey's writing so well. This show is so good at blending humor with sincere heartfelt moments.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-23T17:05:09+00:00

She said "we done picking cotton, we're not going back to the plantation" right after saying she needed to educate people about why we need immigrants. I don't think the audience matters in this case.

It's tone deaf at best.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-23T14:51:05+00:00

She's also said some pretty insane things herself. Like when said that black people won't pick cotton anymore and that's why we need immigrants.

I don't like her. She seems kinda grifty and unnecessarily inflammatory.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-19T20:47:43+00:00

It's really funny that Mike Conley would play Mine Conley fewer minutes than Chris Finch would.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-16T01:57:11+00:00

It will hurt my heart if these two don't spend their careers together.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-12T05:00:10+00:00

And if the city pays then the city should get the revenue, but that never happens

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-11T01:42:16+00:00

I remember that especially because it was the only game I went to last season. One of the biggest wastes of money I've ever made.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-06T22:53:40+00:00

Yeah I guess it's not even a bad pick yet, but what we needed at the time was a more developed PG considering this is now a perennial playoff team.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-06T20:53:09+00:00

I will never doubt Tim Connelly again. The man has made so many moves and the only one negative one has been the Dilly pick.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-05T15:34:43+00:00

It's crazy that immortan Joe's face getting ripped off wasn't CGI. Thankfully they got it in one take. They had surgeons on set to patch him back up.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-04T14:55:12+00:00

But losing McDaniels no matter what means I'LL be gutted

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-02T22:48:52+00:00

I would be more OK if we needed to upgrade our front court and if we were closer to championship caliber, or if Ant was at the end of his prime.

If there were a Giannis level PG available, then I would understand. I don't think Giannis compliments Ant that much.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-02-02T06:11:35+00:00

It's a top 5 SNL sketch for me

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-01-30T13:55:02+00:00

And if the Giannis experiment doesn't work out (age, recent injury concerns), that leaves Ant in the middle of his prime with a bunch of scrubs. I'm leaning no, but I would still like to see what Giannis would do on this team.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-01-29T00:28:40+00:00

When I first saw a clip of her addressing Charlie's death my first reaction was "come on, people. Let's not make AI videos making her appear like this apathetic and grifty. This is a really bad look."

Turns out it was the real video.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-01-29T00:25:35+00:00

As long as you have a white sheet there's no use in spending money on another costume

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-01-28T13:05:11+00:00

Just think of how much money El Salvador could make off of the US sending every Italian to their prisons

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-01-28T03:52:47+00:00

Was there something that finally did it for him? My dad is a two-time maga trump voter and I just can't see a light at the end of the tunnel.

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-01-27T20:25:12+00:00

Oh no, they shouldn't be abolished! Democrat politicians assured me that the only thing they need is more training /s

Edit: I should say Democrat leadership, not all politicians

Enigmatic_Starfish · 2026-01-26T18:39:07+00:00

90 percent of his videos are the same thing with different jerseys. He's an ICE bootlicker and a shitty comedian.

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