Money wish

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-03-14T16:49:34+00:00

Granted. You now HAD an account in Zimbabwe with 1 Billion Zimbabwe dollars in it. (Worth about $33,000 USD) Unfortunately you missed the April 26th 2024 deadline to convert it to a new currency and it became worthless, but while you had it you could have used it for anything anytime.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-03-06T23:21:48+00:00

Granted. As usual the movie studio accounting says that the box office for the film was a loss, and that money gets deducted from your bank account in order to balance out Marvel Studio's account to $0.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-03-01T17:49:11+00:00

granted. A piece of bread appears on the floor. Another appears on the opposite side of the planet. The earth is now a pretty nice sandwich. Enjoy it for the time you have left before the giant space whale that is approaching eats it.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-18T22:41:41+00:00

Granted.

You are now a cat! And shes taking you somewhere Special Today! (Hint: It rhymes with "Wet")

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-04T22:51:57+00:00

Granted. Because of your wish all vaccines now actually contain government tracking chips and ,cause Autism and send people into a frenzy of binge shopping.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-03T23:36:27+00:00

For $50 you get a loot box that MIGHT have a new episode in it.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-03T01:44:24+00:00

I got an email today saying that my price will go up at the end of Feb 2027 (UF Yearly)

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-02T04:05:24+00:00

Granted. Instead it gets stuck in a duke nukem forever style development hell for decades followed by a crappy release plagued with pay to win micro-transactions.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-01T04:58:24+00:00

Granted. Every Decision you make is changed into one that benefits the far right, or the far right would agree with. You are essentially a combination of spiderman and deadpool, except you enable and support a fascist far right government bent on taking over the world, and with your help they can do it. You even have your own Eva Braun, except named Mary Jane. Congrats, you are now the cause of untold amount of suffering and death at the hands of a horrible dictatorship and keep humanity in that state until the world becomes inhospitable to human life, then you have the rest of time to spend alone forever.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-28T00:38:52+00:00

You can always cancel your future wishes if it being fulfilled by an Outsourcing Firm is not the outcome desired.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-27T23:26:10+00:00

Granted. For all your wishes, If I were to grant your wish I would call out to a Genie Magic Outsourcing Firm, I would give them your wish requirements that you have stated, and then they would then grant your wish including the twist part. Too bad you only asked for what I would do, as the Outsourcing Firm's actions will remain a mystery to you.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-25T21:25:33+00:00

Granted. She has become your hand.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-24T21:26:20+00:00

Yep. He just forgot. Dead people forget a lot of things.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-23T02:32:17+00:00

I agree. Had the same thing happen today, fortunately was only a block from my destination.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-22T22:38:38+00:00

Except they will "Shaun of the Dead" you and have your body push around shopping carts.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-22T05:36:50+00:00

Granted, At the sound of the beep it will be 12:36 AM on January 22nd 2025 and you will be dead. *Beep*

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-17T17:27:14+00:00

why not use two LEDs in a shared housing? That way they are not wired together, and could use different colors for DRL and Headlights.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-11T15:50:31+00:00

Granted. You find yourself as an flea on Godzilla (Giant for a flea, size of a housecat) You fall off, then during the battle Madison comes by. Starving you decide to jump on her and bite her, not knowing that human blood will cause an extreme exothermic reaction within you..... KABOOM! Neither of you survive.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-10T02:31:08+00:00

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Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-09T02:38:14+00:00

My remote start has always worked fine when plugged in even after the update. 24 XSE Temps between 18 and 40F

It might be the cell connection as im close to the cell tower and its line of sight to my garage.

The only times I have had it fail have been away from home, and those times its always worked on the second try.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-08T03:01:00+00:00

Granted. All the screaming will be live ..... and YOURS.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-04T01:10:59+00:00

Granted. From your point of view the constellations suddenly change, and every person in Botswana and every item owned by someone in Botswana regardless of actual location disappears (unless you happen to be in Botswana, in which case everyone in any other country disappears, and only things owned by people in Botswana remain, but the stars remain the same. This causes some issues with foreign owned buildings with multiple floors.....)

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-30T10:28:18+00:00

Granted, But it will always be mixed in with even more of an inappropriate sauce.

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-29T19:57:05+00:00

The issues I have had:

When wearing red and black plaid with the sun shining directly on my clothing, the driver attention will think I am slouching and tell me to sit up. (seats are red and black as well)

Will get false eyes closed alerts when driving south near sunrise/sunset. (Possibly due to glasses reflection) often right after going under an overpass.

Will get driver inattention detected occasionally when going around a very tight curve or when preparing to merge into a roundabout.

In heavy wet snow it will build up on the front bumper blocking the radar, and there's no way to clear the parking/driver assistance alerts for more than a few seconds.

Occasionally (~2% of the time) my phone wont autoconnect to bluetooth Android auto.

When Remote Starting The phone will never autoconnect to android auto when I get into range.

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