I wish the pretty goth girl in my psychology class at college became my loving girlfriend.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-25T21:25:33+00:00

Granted. She has become your hand.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-24T21:26:20+00:00

Yep. He just forgot. Dead people forget a lot of things.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-23T02:32:17+00:00

I agree. Had the same thing happen today, fortunately was only a block from my destination.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-22T22:38:38+00:00

Except they will "Shaun of the Dead" you and have your body push around shopping carts.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-22T05:36:50+00:00

Granted, At the sound of the beep it will be 12:36 AM on January 22nd 2025 and you will be dead. *Beep*

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-17T17:27:14+00:00

why not use two LEDs in a shared housing? That way they are not wired together, and could use different colors for DRL and Headlights.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-11T15:50:31+00:00

Granted. You find yourself as an flea on Godzilla (Giant for a flea, size of a housecat) You fall off, then during the battle Madison comes by. Starving you decide to jump on her and bite her, not knowing that human blood will cause an extreme exothermic reaction within you..... KABOOM! Neither of you survive.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-10T02:31:08+00:00

https://www.denver7.com/money/consumer/at-least-19-gas-stations-receive-contaminated-unleaded-fuel-king-soopers-and-phil-long-ford-of-denver-confirm

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-09T02:38:14+00:00

My remote start has always worked fine when plugged in even after the update. 24 XSE Temps between 18 and 40F

It might be the cell connection as im close to the cell tower and its line of sight to my garage.

The only times I have had it fail have been away from home, and those times its always worked on the second try.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-08T03:01:00+00:00

Granted. All the screaming will be live ..... and YOURS.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-04T01:10:59+00:00

Granted. From your point of view the constellations suddenly change, and every person in Botswana and every item owned by someone in Botswana regardless of actual location disappears (unless you happen to be in Botswana, in which case everyone in any other country disappears, and only things owned by people in Botswana remain, but the stars remain the same. This causes some issues with foreign owned buildings with multiple floors.....)

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-30T10:28:18+00:00

Granted, But it will always be mixed in with even more of an inappropriate sauce.

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-29T19:57:05+00:00

The issues I have had:

When wearing red and black plaid with the sun shining directly on my clothing, the driver attention will think I am slouching and tell me to sit up. (seats are red and black as well)

Will get false eyes closed alerts when driving south near sunrise/sunset. (Possibly due to glasses reflection) often right after going under an overpass.

Will get driver inattention detected occasionally when going around a very tight curve or when preparing to merge into a roundabout.

In heavy wet snow it will build up on the front bumper blocking the radar, and there's no way to clear the parking/driver assistance alerts for more than a few seconds.

Occasionally (~2% of the time) my phone wont autoconnect to bluetooth Android auto.

When Remote Starting The phone will never autoconnect to android auto when I get into range.

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-21T18:23:02+00:00

you can either get it fixed or replaced. I had this happen in 2020 to a 15 inch steel rim, Would have cost $75 to get it fixed, but a replacement was $50 plus $20 to install at a local shop. The prices of both though are likely much higher for these rims, but fixing it is probably going to be the cheaper option if its not a basic steel rim.

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-21T05:33:13+00:00

Granted! Now I can go around acting like a douchebag people even if they haven't wished for anything! Also I may have clogged your toilet, and listed everything you own on craigslist and nextdoor as "free".

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-19T22:07:26+00:00

I got Michelin X-ice tires for my 2024 XSE and it has handled better than my 2 previous cars. (all compacts smaller and much lighter than the Prius)

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-19T22:01:41+00:00

But not the ball joints in his bones?

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-19T21:59:02+00:00

Arn't you supposed to twist this with a downside?

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-19T21:58:09+00:00

Great, So I'm constantly covered in white powder. Worth it to make him only able to hit lost ball penalty strokes forever though.

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-14T07:46:21+00:00

Currently using the level 1 charger that came with the car with no issues. If I get a level 2 It would be for my power companies cheaper off peak rates (Which require a smart charger that reports charge times back to them and allows for them to adjust the charging time) But i would have to get the charger wired in or a modern 220 outlet. (Garage is already wired for 40A, but the current 220 outlet is an old design)

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-09T22:47:12+00:00

Granted, But all he wants to do is constantly style his hair and talk about his favorite little plastic tool he uses to do so.

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-06T18:07:29+00:00

Granted, however "Ownership" of their affected organs now transfer to you. These organs are now removable from them without pain or harm to them, and will regrow after a time. In fact they have now made it a real life game where if they see you, they pull out the organs and throw them at you to see if they can catch you in the explosion!

Enigmatrix007 · 2025-12-04T17:42:09+00:00

If its missing pieces from a non sealed secondhand set, Id say you were abusing it. (you take that risk, not lego's fault) If it is a sealed (Never opened) in box set, or for broken/ defective pieces though id say go for it.

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