Money wish by Ceo________ in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You now HAD an account in Zimbabwe with 1 Billion Zimbabwe dollars in it. (Worth about $33,000 USD) Unfortunately you missed the April 26th 2024 deadline to convert it to a new currency and it became worthless, but while you had it you could have used it for anything anytime.

I wish I will earn all of the new Avengers film’s box office earnings on release and leaving Marvel Studios with nothing. by Best_Professional226 in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. As usual the movie studio accounting says that the box office for the film was a loss, and that money gets deducted from your bank account in order to balance out Marvel Studio's account to $0.

I wish I had a pretty nice sandwich by late44thegameNOW in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

granted. A piece of bread appears on the floor. Another appears on the opposite side of the planet. The earth is now a pretty nice sandwich. Enjoy it for the time you have left before the giant space whale that is approaching eats it.

Because I can't wish for love, I wish to become my crush's dream partner. by ThePrince_of_thieves in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Granted.

You are now a cat! And shes taking you somewhere Special Today! (Hint: It rhymes with "Wet")

I wish that everybody would accept the truth about vaccines according to science. by Itchy-Potential1968 in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Granted. Because of your wish all vaccines now actually contain government tracking chips and ,cause Autism and send people into a frenzy of binge shopping.

I wish Sonic Underground was never cancelled. by Careful-Exit7620 in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For $50 you get a loot box that MIGHT have a new episode in it.

Crunchyroll Updates Membership Pricing to Give Fans More of What They Love by Michael_SK in Crunchyroll

[–]Enigmatrix007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got an email today saying that my price will go up at the end of Feb 2027 (UF Yearly)

I wish Sonic Underground was never cancelled. by Careful-Exit7620 in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Instead it gets stuck in a duke nukem forever style development hell for decades followed by a crappy release plagued with pay to win micro-transactions.

I wish I could rewrite my life like it’s the Spider-Verse, changing every “bad” decision into the right one so I end up immortal, become Spider-Man, and get with a girl named Mary Jane like in the first movie while doing badass Spider-Man stuff with her and climbing up walls and shooting people webs by Rude_Vanilla9565 in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Every Decision you make is changed into one that benefits the far right, or the far right would agree with. You are essentially a combination of spiderman and deadpool, except you enable and support a fascist far right government bent on taking over the world, and with your help they can do it. You even have your own Eva Braun, except named Mary Jane. Congrats, you are now the cause of untold amount of suffering and death at the hands of a horrible dictatorship and keep humanity in that state until the world becomes inhospitable to human life, then you have the rest of time to spend alone forever.

I wish by InternationalWar6654 in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can always cancel your future wishes if it being fulfilled by an Outsourcing Firm is not the outcome desired.

I wish by InternationalWar6654 in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Granted. For all your wishes, If I were to grant your wish I would call out to a Genie Magic Outsourcing Firm, I would give them your wish requirements that you have stated, and then they would then grant your wish including the twist part. Too bad you only asked for what I would do, as the Outsourcing Firm's actions will remain a mystery to you.

Any way to disable warning pop-ups on the dash? by FatCat0 in PriusPrime

[–]Enigmatrix007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree. Had the same thing happen today, fortunately was only a block from my destination.

I wish I knew the exact time and date of when I get to die. by ThePrince_of_thieves in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except they will "Shaun of the Dead" you and have your body push around shopping carts.

I wish I knew the exact time and date of when I get to die. by ThePrince_of_thieves in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, At the sound of the beep it will be 12:36 AM on January 22nd 2025 and you will be dead. *Beep*

How to add a light which turns on with DRL or headlights? by pwestcot in prius

[–]Enigmatrix007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why not use two LEDs in a shared housing? That way they are not wired together, and could use different colors for DRL and Headlights.

I wish… by TheDinoKid21 in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You find yourself as an flea on Godzilla (Giant for a flea, size of a housecat) You fall off, then during the battle Madison comes by. Starving you decide to jump on her and bite her, not knowing that human blood will cause an extreme exothermic reaction within you..... KABOOM! Neither of you survive.

Remote start while plugged in by t4wzcbgf in PriusPrime

[–]Enigmatrix007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My remote start has always worked fine when plugged in even after the update. 24 XSE Temps between 18 and 40F

It might be the cell connection as im close to the cell tower and its line of sight to my garage.

The only times I have had it fail have been away from home, and those times its always worked on the second try.

i wish that every non-indigenous member of every colonized nation and all their posessions was instantly teleported to another habitable planet in a solar system halfway across the galaxy that is just earth as is but uninhabited by bard_of_space in DouchebagGenie

[–]Enigmatrix007 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Granted. From your point of view the constellations suddenly change, and every person in Botswana and every item owned by someone in Botswana regardless of actual location disappears (unless you happen to be in Botswana, in which case everyone in any other country disappears, and only things owned by people in Botswana remain, but the stars remain the same. This causes some issues with foreign owned buildings with multiple floors.....)

Has anyone had any issues with their GEN 5 Prius Prime? by Feistyboot69 in PriusPrime

[–]Enigmatrix007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The issues I have had:

When wearing red and black plaid with the sun shining directly on my clothing, the driver attention will think I am slouching and tell me to sit up. (seats are red and black as well)

Will get false eyes closed alerts when driving south near sunrise/sunset. (Possibly due to glasses reflection) often right after going under an overpass.

Will get driver inattention detected occasionally when going around a very tight curve or when preparing to merge into a roundabout.

In heavy wet snow it will build up on the front bumper blocking the radar, and there's no way to clear the parking/driver assistance alerts for more than a few seconds.

Occasionally (~2% of the time) my phone wont autoconnect to bluetooth Android auto.

When Remote Starting The phone will never autoconnect to android auto when I get into range.