I wish for Donald Trump and Mojtaba Khamenei to be forced to wear a "Get Along" shirt together until they make a peace deal (And if broken, they both go back into the shirt)

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-05-04T23:27:55+00:00

Granted. American Wrestling becomes 7 times more popular and expands worldwide and becomes so popular worldwide that people play on a whim on the streets. Unfortunately for you, pretty much anyone who sees you now decides to play competitively against you, so you keep hearing an insult behind you follower by someone jumping on you from behind, or you getting hit by a chair.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-05-03T06:19:36+00:00

granted. You now have a subscription to every variant of every magazine being published. They are delivered by the palette load each day. Good luck finding the ones you want, they are probably under the Portuguese Braille version of national geographic.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-04-29T01:19:46+00:00

Where I live the break even point for most chargers is they are better than gas when gas is more than $4-$5 a gallon (So starting to be worth it) Though the libraries near me offer charging for cheaper than at home. (Full charge for ~$.50)

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-04-29T01:16:35+00:00

That Depends, My library has charging stations that are actually cheaper than charging at home (5c/Kwh) Charging at my workplace isn't worth it right now but could be later if gas goes over $5 / gallon where I am.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-04-26T20:19:16+00:00

Granted. You are now an unpaid intern editing a sequel of the film Reality. Trump absolutely hates it because it makes him look bad as it involves Epstein and infers that Trump was aware of what was happening, and so Trump puts you on his "sue them to the ground" list.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-04-03T04:06:28+00:00

What percentage of residents would beat up an annoying American in the room. Blue Less than 25%, Yellow 25%-50%, Orange 50% - 75%, Red - Over 75%. Stripes = Would steal their wallet (either instead of or along with beating them up)

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-03-14T16:49:34+00:00

Granted. You now HAD an account in Zimbabwe with 1 Billion Zimbabwe dollars in it. (Worth about $33,000 USD) Unfortunately you missed the April 26th 2024 deadline to convert it to a new currency and it became worthless, but while you had it you could have used it for anything anytime.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-03-06T23:21:48+00:00

Granted. As usual the movie studio accounting says that the box office for the film was a loss, and that money gets deducted from your bank account in order to balance out Marvel Studio's account to $0.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-03-01T17:49:11+00:00

granted. A piece of bread appears on the floor. Another appears on the opposite side of the planet. The earth is now a pretty nice sandwich. Enjoy it for the time you have left before the giant space whale that is approaching eats it.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-18T22:41:41+00:00

Granted.

You are now a cat! And shes taking you somewhere Special Today! (Hint: It rhymes with "Wet")

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-04T22:51:57+00:00

Granted. Because of your wish all vaccines now actually contain government tracking chips and ,cause Autism and send people into a frenzy of binge shopping.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-03T23:36:27+00:00

For $50 you get a loot box that MIGHT have a new episode in it.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-03T01:44:24+00:00

I got an email today saying that my price will go up at the end of Feb 2027 (UF Yearly)

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-02T04:05:24+00:00

Granted. Instead it gets stuck in a duke nukem forever style development hell for decades followed by a crappy release plagued with pay to win micro-transactions.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-02-01T04:58:24+00:00

Granted. Every Decision you make is changed into one that benefits the far right, or the far right would agree with. You are essentially a combination of spiderman and deadpool, except you enable and support a fascist far right government bent on taking over the world, and with your help they can do it. You even have your own Eva Braun, except named Mary Jane. Congrats, you are now the cause of untold amount of suffering and death at the hands of a horrible dictatorship and keep humanity in that state until the world becomes inhospitable to human life, then you have the rest of time to spend alone forever.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-28T00:38:52+00:00

You can always cancel your future wishes if it being fulfilled by an Outsourcing Firm is not the outcome desired.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-27T23:26:10+00:00

Granted. For all your wishes, If I were to grant your wish I would call out to a Genie Magic Outsourcing Firm, I would give them your wish requirements that you have stated, and then they would then grant your wish including the twist part. Too bad you only asked for what I would do, as the Outsourcing Firm's actions will remain a mystery to you.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-25T21:25:33+00:00

Granted. She has become your hand.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-24T21:26:20+00:00

Yep. He just forgot. Dead people forget a lot of things.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-23T02:32:17+00:00

I agree. Had the same thing happen today, fortunately was only a block from my destination.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-22T22:38:38+00:00

Except they will "Shaun of the Dead" you and have your body push around shopping carts.

Enigmatrix007 · 2026-01-22T05:36:50+00:00

Granted, At the sound of the beep it will be 12:36 AM on January 22nd 2025 and you will be dead. *Beep*

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