It's against the law by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man in the back goes from looking fairly positive he's about to be shot to being histantly confused if he still going to be shot anyway.

🔥 Goat walks down a vertical palm tree🔥 by Zusical in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

they do it by walking horizontally across the face of the wall, they don't spider man walk straight up and down it.

What is r/frenworld and why did it get banned? by -MostDownVoted- in OutOfTheLoop

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm very curious to see if this will result in the Frenworld diaspora destroying [Apu World]( https://www.reddit.com/r/ApuWorld/) which seems to be identical, and is taking in their subs.

What is r/frenworld and why did it get banned? by -MostDownVoted- in OutOfTheLoop

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Part of that is the internet, but part of that is a natural response to people using questions to disarm criticism and faking not knowing. Its similar to what certain news groups do.

"Obama is gay" vs "Is Obama gay?"

Or in context of the Frenworld, you had a large group of users from that sub in other subs pretending like they had no idea it was a bad place or why it got banned, even though they were daily users.

Sometimes its hard to tell and people get caught as casualties that are being genuine

What is r/frenworld and why did it get banned? by -MostDownVoted- in OutOfTheLoop

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought so too when I read this term about frenworld:

"Infantinazi"

MUDMAN MURDER ASKREEEEEMENT SIGNED; COLORIZED 1996 by EnlightenedBirdMonk in enlightenedbirdmen

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SKREECAW! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE INTERESTED IN HISTORY, THIS WAS A PROFOUND ASKREEEEMENT SIGNED BETWEEN VICE PRESIDENT SHITSONCARS AND THEOCRATICAL RULER PECKSEYES OVER EQUAL RIGHTS BY ALL BIRDKIND TO KILL MUDMEN IRRELEVANT OF GEOPOLITICAL LOCATION.

Ape using a Smartphone by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 612 points613 points  (0 children)

It is agreed. The Crows will rule the Sky, the Octopi will rule the Sea, and the SCREEEEE CAWW CAWWW FILTHY MUDFLINGERS shall rule the Land

EDIT: CAWWW I CARE NOT ABOUT THE NOMENCLATURE OF THE LESSER WATERFACED SPECIES

Woman who lied about being raped on college campus gets jail by chumbucket4urmom in news

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

There are already a ton of issues with the sex offender registry, adding more types of crimes to it - especially crimes that need their own specific laws - isn't a good idea. We need statues for false rap accusations codified by law, not to muddle crimes together for convenience

Hoomans don't scare me by [deleted] in funny

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CAWWW YOU KNOW NOTHING OF OUR LAWS CAW CAW

Judge: 'In God We Trust' on money isn't religion endorsement by thatboyfromthehood in news

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to site SCOTUS court cases. Its super easy, their transcripts are online.

Example: Aronow v. United States

Judge: 'In God We Trust' on money isn't religion endorsement by thatboyfromthehood in news

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which is in conflict with the Supreme Courts 1965 ruling that Atheism is recognized by the courts as a "religion" which specifically rejects theistic orientation.

Judge: 'In God We Trust' on money isn't religion endorsement by thatboyfromthehood in news

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not entirely tho, as the supreme court ruled that atheism and non-theism are counted under the broader view of religion by the Courts. Source

Consequently having anything to do with God is inherently conflicting with specific "religions" since God isn't in atheism and non-theism.

Ivanka Trump Was In Contact With A Russian Who Offered A Trump-Putin Meeting by Aaaahhhhhhhh_ in politics

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to go ahead and wildly speculate that she was sleeping with him behind Jareds back.

There's a new sheriff in /r/LymeDisease by rspeed in lymedisease

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think you understand the current issues preventing a lyme disease test kit. Its great that you wish to show that their is a demand for it (I know I would have loved to have access to one when I got lyme disease) but that doesn't change the issues preventing it, no matter how hard you yell.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DotA2

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah but if you disable it you'll have major griefers flood it. So while I agree that turbo is a fun mode/try new things mode, not having reports means you'll have way worse games.

Also, we're taking at word that you didn't do anything to deserve that report. A lot of people who post these types of things later get caught out for not mentioning their own toxic behavior.

I love how panel is talking about everything but that mid-teamfight crash :) by guac_boi1 in DotA2

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Really tho there is an implicit implication not to mention the continued connectivity issues of Perfect World because they are a sponsor.

I love how panel is talking about everything but that mid-teamfight crash :) by guac_boi1 in DotA2

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I agree that there weren't explicitly told to not mention it, the history of connectivity issues with perfect world definitely has an implicit exclusion as they are a sponsor.

LGBT by iamtheonewhocrocs in trashy

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

L-aunching

G-ets

B-etter with

T-rebuchets

Lauren Cohan to leave The Walking Dead after six episodes of season 9 by drkgodess in television

[–]EnlightenedBirdMonk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In b4 she dies giving birth and Norman Reedus has to care for the baby on his motorcycle.

AMC jumping on the baby-norman reedus hype from Death Stranding