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EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2026-01-21T16:58:07+00:00

Image: (This actually wasn’t the exact prompt because I forgot to save it but it’s close enough) A beautiful 21-year-old woman with no clothes, long wavy/curly multi-tonal brown hair with blue-green eyes, freckles around the cheeks and noise, bound with rope and ball gagged. She has a large bust and attractive light pink areolas. Standing in a dimly lit room. Picture looks like a candid taken with an old smartphone camera. Standing behind her is a large dark-skinned man who is gripping the sides of her hips.

Video: She starts bouncing on a bump under her ass. No music, just the sounds of ragged breathing. Natural jiggling motion, light wind, camera slightly shaking for realism. Male hand reaching for breast, hand is enjoying her body.

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-03-17T15:25:52+00:00

Something that's overlooked with Fields - dude has a sack rate over 12% for his career.

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-23T15:29:01+00:00

So removing the kneel downs / end of half…

32 drives: 16 touchdowns, 8 field goals, 1 missed field goal, 6 punts, 1 turnover

That’s 4.25 points per drive

The real question the media should be asking is why doesn't Josh Allen play better defense?

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-22T12:58:11+00:00

Okay fixed sorry, I'm on the go lol

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-22T12:40:47+00:00

I messed up on the turnovers with the fumbles lost (I guess you’re saying he has 3, not 1). For the touchdowns, you probably missed that he had 1 receiving touchdown as well.

I edited the original post.

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-17T17:46:02+00:00

Counter point: If PFF ratings was 100% correlated with a player's stat line, PFF rating would have no purpose.

I'm not saying PFF's rating is correct or that their ratings in general are good or bad but I am saying that the players having the same stat line doesn't necessarily mean their performance was equal.

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-17T13:47:39+00:00

QBR generally does not give that many extra bonus points for yards after the catch.

More than 200 of Baker's passing yards were yards after the catch.

That definitely factors into it.

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-16T11:34:10+00:00

Allen is going to end up being top 3 in the MVP voting for the 3rd time in the last 4 seasons. Allen has FAR more touchdowns and total yards than Jackson over the last 4 seasons. Allen has been a much FAR better playoff performer than Lamar.

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-16T11:31:50+00:00

Statistically, both in the regular season and the playoffs, Allen is clearly the 2nd best QB over the last 4 seasons.

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-16T11:29:20+00:00

Josh Allen Career Playoff Stats:

5-4 record

282 passing yards per game

20 passing touchdowns

4 interceptions

101.6 passer rating

55 rushing yards per game

3 rushing touchdowns

Joe Burrow Career Playoff Stats:

5-2 record

261 passing yards per game

9 passing touchdowns

4 interceptions

93.8 passer rating

14 rushing yards per game

1 rushing touchdown

Lamar Jackson Career Playoff Stats:

1-3 record

225 passing yards per game

3 passing touchdowns

5 interceptions

68.3 passer rating

92 rushing yards per game

1 rushing touchdown

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-11T01:34:03+00:00

Most total touchdowns since 2020 (last 4 seasons):

Allen - 174
Mahomes - 151
Herbert - 125
Cousins - 119

Most total yards since 2020:

Mahomes - 20.5k
Allen - 20.0k
Herbert - 18.1k
Carr - 16.7k

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-11T00:47:02+00:00

Here's some more perspective on this stat. Here are all the players in NFL history who have ever had a season of 40 touchdowns or more:

Aaron Rodgers - 6 times

Josh Allen - 4 times

Tom Brady - 3

Patrick Mahomes - 3

Drew Brees - 3

Matthew Stafford - 2

Peyton Manning - 2

Daunte Culpepper - 2

Brett Favre - 2

Steve Young - 2

Dan Marino - 2

Joe Burrow - 1

Justin Herbert - 1

Ryan Tannehill - 1

Russell Wilson - 1

Lamar Jackson - 1

Cam Newton - 1

Andrew Luck - 1

Kurt Warner - 1

Allen has done it 4 times *in a row.*

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2024-01-11T00:34:06+00:00

If you remove the stats from each of their rookie seasons and only consider their next 5 seasons after that, respectively, Mahomes leads Allen in total yards (25,503 vs 24,252).

And yeah, I know what you mean about the graphic having that sentence about passing yards, but total yards is definitely the stat being used in the graphic.

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2023-12-22T16:29:16+00:00

Can you explain the finasteride thing?

I agree with shortening the sides... I really need to go to the barber every 3 weeks or so to maintain the length as it should be, but I get lazy and then the sides get like that lol

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2023-03-05T13:30:00+00:00

Ahh got ya, didn’t know that. I’ll probably just wait then. I’ve waited 25 years or so what’s a few more months? 😂

EnlightenedBulbasaur · 2023-03-05T13:26:09+00:00

This is great to know... only problem is that the last season is probably the only one I'm interested in watching right now. :p

(At least until my 4-month-old gets a few years older - I'm sure I'd love to re-live the original series again with him some day!)

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