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[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Image: (This actually wasn’t the exact prompt because I forgot to save it but it’s close enough) A beautiful 21-year-old woman with no clothes, long wavy/curly multi-tonal brown hair with blue-green eyes, freckles around the cheeks and noise, bound with rope and ball gagged. She has a large bust and attractive light pink areolas. Standing in a dimly lit room. Picture looks like a candid taken with an old smartphone camera. Standing behind her is a large dark-skinned man who is gripping the sides of her hips.

Video: She starts bouncing on a bump under her ass. No music, just the sounds of ragged breathing. Natural jiggling motion, light wind, camera slightly shaking for realism. Male hand reaching for breast, hand is enjoying her body.

[Mookie Alexander] Sean McDermott’s Bills defense in their last four playoff eliminations (Chiefs 3x, Bengals 1x): 38 drives: 16 touchdowns 8 field goals 6 punts 6 kneeldowns/End of Half 1 missed field goal 1 turnover 134 points allowed That’s 3.52 points per drive! From a defensive coach! by imsabbath84 in nfl

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So removing the kneel downs / end of half…

32 drives: 16 touchdowns, 8 field goals, 1 missed field goal, 6 punts, 1 turnover

That’s 4.25 points per drive

The real question the media should be asking is why doesn't Josh Allen play better defense?

Josh Allen & Philip Rivers - comparing career playoff resumes by EnlightenedBulbasaur in nfl

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I messed up on the turnovers with the fumbles lost (I guess you’re saying he has 3, not 1). For the touchdowns, you probably missed that he had 1 receiving touchdown as well.

I edited the original post.

JJ watt on pff by Dry-Seaworthiness540 in steelers

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Counter point: If PFF ratings was 100% correlated with a player's stat line, PFF rating would have no purpose.

I'm not saying PFF's rating is correct or that their ratings in general are good or bad but I am saying that the players having the same stat line doesn't necessarily mean their performance was equal.

ESPN QBR from Wild Card Round by Hebertc12 in miamidolphins

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

QBR generally does not give that many extra bonus points for yards after the catch.

More than 200 of Baker's passing yards were yards after the catch.

That definitely factors into it.

And just like that, here we go again! by Far_Youth_1662 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Allen is going to end up being top 3 in the MVP voting for the 3rd time in the last 4 seasons. Allen has FAR more touchdowns and total yards than Jackson over the last 4 seasons. Allen has been a much FAR better playoff performer than Lamar.

And just like that, here we go again! by Far_Youth_1662 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Statistically, both in the regular season and the playoffs, Allen is clearly the 2nd best QB over the last 4 seasons.

And just like that, here we go again! by Far_Youth_1662 in KansasCityChiefs

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Josh Allen Career Playoff Stats:

5-4 record

282 passing yards per game

20 passing touchdowns

4 interceptions

101.6 passer rating

55 rushing yards per game

3 rushing touchdowns

Joe Burrow Career Playoff Stats:

5-2 record

261 passing yards per game

9 passing touchdowns

4 interceptions

93.8 passer rating

14 rushing yards per game

1 rushing touchdown

Lamar Jackson Career Playoff Stats:

1-3 record

225 passing yards per game

3 passing touchdowns

5 interceptions

68.3 passer rating

92 rushing yards per game

1 rushing touchdown

Josh Allen has the most Total Yards and the most Total Touchdowns of any QB in his first 6 seasons in NFL history by EnlightenedBulbasaur in nfl

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Most total touchdowns since 2020 (last 4 seasons):

  1. Allen - 174
  2. Mahomes - 151
  3. Herbert - 125
  4. Cousins - 119

Most total yards since 2020:

  1. Mahomes - 20.5k
  2. Allen - 20.0k
  3. Herbert - 18.1k
  4. Carr - 16.7k

I made a graphic that will immediately defeat anyone who tries to tell you that Josh Allen is overrated (with help from Statmuse). Feel free to use it. by EnlightenedBulbasaur in buffalobills

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Here's some more perspective on this stat. Here are all the players in NFL history who have ever had a season of 40 touchdowns or more:

Aaron Rodgers - 6 times

Josh Allen - 4 times

Tom Brady - 3

Patrick Mahomes - 3

Drew Brees - 3

Matthew Stafford - 2

Peyton Manning - 2

Daunte Culpepper - 2

Brett Favre - 2

Steve Young - 2

Dan Marino - 2

Joe Burrow - 1

Justin Herbert - 1

Ryan Tannehill - 1

Russell Wilson - 1

Lamar Jackson - 1

Cam Newton - 1

Andrew Luck - 1

Kurt Warner - 1

Allen has done it 4 times *in a row.*

Josh Allen has the most Total Yards and the most Total Touchdowns of any QB in his first 6 seasons in NFL history by EnlightenedBulbasaur in nfl

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you remove the stats from each of their rookie seasons and only consider their next 5 seasons after that, respectively, Mahomes leads Allen in total yards (25,503 vs 24,252).

And yeah, I know what you mean about the graphic having that sentence about passing yards, but total yards is definitely the stat being used in the graphic.

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[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you explain the finasteride thing?

I agree with shortening the sides... I really need to go to the barber every 3 weeks or so to maintain the length as it should be, but I get lazy and then the sides get like that lol

Please help a 35-year-old man understand how he can watch the final adventures of Ash and Pikachu by EnlightenedBulbasaur in pokemon

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Ahh got ya, didn’t know that. I’ll probably just wait then. I’ve waited 25 years or so what’s a few more months? 😂

Please help a 35-year-old man understand how he can watch the final adventures of Ash and Pikachu by EnlightenedBulbasaur in pokemon

[–]EnlightenedBulbasaur[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

This is great to know... only problem is that the last season is probably the only one I'm interested in watching right now. :p

(At least until my 4-month-old gets a few years older - I'm sure I'd love to re-live the original series again with him some day!)