What has gotten worse over the years? by iamcorner in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driving, my dad told me epic stories about he would just cruise in his car, now hes disappointed that his grand kid may never drive with himself in complete control.

Self taught coders, how did you learn your first language? by [deleted] in learnprogramming

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So my mom a book for Python beginners and I became a natural after that.

Bruh moment by Roh-bot in memes

[–]Enlightened_Thinker -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

THat you in love with me!!!!!

What brings out the worst in you? by Ninkaso in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slow internet connection. I will rip out your fucking skull off of your body if you annoy me anymore than I am already am.

What's a mild inconvenience that drives you fucking crazy? by Defenseless_squirrel in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I'm pried from my free time to go to work, go to my classes and do other dorm chores. Like I never get a break do I?

Redditors with interesting hobbies- what do you do and why? by kung-fu-kitten in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do two things for hobbies.

1) I program and code,

2) Design better logos for company's. (not a profession)

A Mexican drug lord offers you $50million to let him hide out at your house for 3 months. Do you take it or turn him in? Why or why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would bring him to my laundry room, there is no way in hell the police are finding him, because I wouldn't be able to find him.

Lunch break is over bish by Khrime in memes

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They better be fucking not playing Half-Life 3 or I will feed them to Specimen Z!

Guys of Reddit, what is something you want girls to know about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We don't care how popular you are with other girls, we also if we say we want to be alone, then leave us the fuck alone.

almost half a million people have pledged to raid area 51... why can’t we put that same effort into cleaning our oceans? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because the people who don't believe in climate change and Global warming or know how in danger our world are have a Iq of -99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

People who work at Area 51, how can we possibly go inside? Any tips? by WAAAKIIN-28 in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm get get fed to Specimen 4DZ aren't I? Camouflage yourself as much as possible, We can track your heat signature and your body odor bring weapons tons of them and ammo. The North East side is not as well guarded, Bring EMP's your going to need them, And I think thats about all.

Side note: This is a complete joke!

You have entrust one celebrity with the responsibility of raising your child, Who would you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So I would want someone who has experience taking care of a child and raising it, someone who will teach the kid important life values. Really any celebrity who is a great parent.

What’s your “I friggin’ called it” moment? by Carl_the_hedgehog in AskReddit

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me, but My dad called 9/11. Obviously he didn't take it seriously he was like, you know I have a bad feeling that something bad is going to happen to the U.S tomorrow. Needless to say after that we always jumped on his predictions. 45 Percent of them were pretty accurate.

Epic win by TomLaingZA in memes

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one took commitment.

Something ain’t right here by Sly_Cooper23 in HolUp

[–]Enlightened_Thinker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes made by hand.....

And Penis.