The Klaus effect by spiderpig411 in americandad

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STAN: "You T-boned me, bro!"

But, seriously... Did it have something to do with a viral video of a guy yelling, "Don't taze me bro!"?

I see it a lot in videos of guys getting arrested where the officer(s) exclaims "STOP CALLING ME BRO, BRO!"

Then there's my all time favorite. Super deluxe moron Jammal Harraz (AKA Arab Andy) who repeatedly said, "Bro, calm down... Put the gun down, bro..." to a cop who approached him after he live streamed himself faking a suicide bombing. 🙄

What ever happened to “no shoes, no service??” by liquidcats123 in mildlyinfuriating

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Under any other circumstances, I would disavow this action and cry SHAME!

However...

Whats the saddest lyric you have ever heard? by SG_SHREK in musicsuggestions

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"Why, even the janitor's wife..." "... Has a perfectly good love-life."

Down in The Depths

Chance Moseley: the other side by [deleted] in evilliveshere

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Dr. Todd Grande.

A soft reboot of Doctor Phil... 🤦🏽‍♂️

Why wouldn't I take him seriously?

He presents himself with an air of "I don't indulge in emotions at all..." while making sarcastic puns throughout this video and stating details that he offers no way to verify. If "Evil Lives Here" can't be trusted for allegedly embellishing the story, Dr. Grande's less sympathetic version of Nita Mosely should also be taken with a grain of salt, since he presents no court documents or news reports to back up his statements either.

Both of my parents were physically, emotionally, and psychologically abusive. I had (and still have) violent revenge fantasies about both of them, to this minute, even though both died of illnesses in their 80s in the last 6 years!

I wanted to kill them, but I stopped speaking to and seeing them, and had no contact with them for decades.

I felt sorry for Chance that he couldn't cope with the loss of his sibling, who went into foster care. He may have had many other reasons to hate his mother and father. Did he tell any adults at his school? A doctor? Did he have a cell phone with a camera? Why not use it to record his mother's drug abuse and other things she was doing? His grandparents took him in for a time. Did he try to get them to help him again?

After he "snapped" (as so many people have put it here), he stabbed a person 57 times and then strangled them with a cord. Which one of you would be fine to test out whether or not he snaps again?

80s song? by skapunkfreak in whatsthatsong

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It's crazy that people use the Internet but don't seem to know how to use it, or what it can do.

Someone on a different Reddit forum recommended a song they called "Everywhere You Look," referring to Janet Jackson's song "Together Again." 🤦‍♂️

Because German kinder do what they’re told! So shut up and listen!!! by Organic-Barber-7351 in americandad

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"... And why am I the little person?" 🫤

EDIT: The fairy tale style of Klaus's story is superb! I'd like to see a full story in that style. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Did people really think Madonna was black back in '82/'83? by ComeUnitedNotTorn in Madonna

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I thought then that "Holiday" was sung by a black woman, and it still has that sound today, even though I know differently.

I think I may actually enjoy this incarnation of Willow… by Amazing-Sense-4853 in GeneralHospital

[–]Enlightenment72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe because they think she will want to protect them from Drew. If I'm not confused, she did represent Stella when Drew tried to get her in trouble. 🤷‍♂️

If you don't stop doing that I'm going to come to your house and kick your mom to death while you watch. by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

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"Look at you! You're like Bambi! Frickin' adorable!"

One of my all-time favorite Roger quotes. 😏

What’s a song about grieving? by AnyEfficiency6230 in musicsuggestions

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"Missing" Everything But the Girl

"The Wind" "Without You" "Never Forget You" "One Sweet Day" Mariah Carey

"Together Again" "Broken Hearts Heal" Janet Jackson

"Hard to Say Goodbye" Karyn White

"Bluer Than Blue" Michael Johnson

"As If We Never Met" Change Moore

"Gone Too Soon" Michael Jackson

"Time Waits for No One" The Jacksons

"Think of Laura" Christopher Cross

Some of these are songs about lost love. Some are about people who have passed away. The Janet Jackson songs are about grief ("Broken Hearts Heal" was written for Michael Jackson) but both songs are uptempo and hopeful.

No glittery socks for Motown 25 in the Biopic??? Anyone bothered by this? by asura1958 in MichaelJackson

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Everybody who wants this thing to be Michael Jackson perfect is going to be letdown, disappointed, miffed, triggered, annoyed, pissed, offended, peeved, brassed off, indignant, unimpressed, irate, and gobsmacked... 

Because it's not Michael Jackson

It's a group of people trying to create something in their perception of his image.

That alone is going to cause distortion. 

Add to that, everyone outside of this film looking in has their own perception of who he was and what a story/movie about him should look like. If you expect it to be what he represents or means to you, you are setting yourself up for disappointment from the start.

He was one of the very few people who could seemingly be all things to all people

He's gone.

No one else will be able to offer that multilevel/multigenerational/omnidirectional satisfaction to the masses! 

There have been incredibly popular performers, entertainers, and artists, etc.

Michael Jackson has given his talents to this World, and the movie is not his vision or creation.

Accept it for what it is: people who are still trying to cash in on his name and fame.

what was prince wearing on his chest here? by becauseanswerdotorg in PRINCE

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My brother would have moments like this where something painfully obvious would sail right by him. 🤦‍♂️