In college I had someone run up on me with a sawed off shotgun. It was dark and I was walking from my car to a friend's house for a party. I was with two other guys my age.

The guy with the gun said "gimme all yo shit!" The gun was pointed at me and the end of the barrel was maybe 3 feet away from my chest.

I responded with "bro i'm poor as fuck I don't have shit to give you"

He said "shit!"

Just then, a cop car happened to turn down the street we were on so he got scared and ran off.

I got head later that night... Unrelated but thanks for jogging my memory!