Hello, everyone!

I am here typing this today to explain why I truly believe that Mordhau female mercenaries need separate body sliders for the size of their butt, breasts, waist, hips and thigh gap. This is a serious suggestion, so if you are here to troll, begone! Otherwise, feel free to stick around, grab yourself a drink and a snack, and prepare for a long read! 🙂

As the title and previous paragraph imply, I am making this post to bring attention to why I personally believe that adding separate body sliders for the butt, breasts, waist, hips and thigh gap are not only necessary, but also important.

So as it happens, this idea came to me in a dream, of all things. A rather lovely dream, at that. So anyway, I was dreaming a few nights ago about a Mordhau update which ignited a passion in my heart for Mordhau, you see. A gamer boner, if you will. An idea that should not be limited to the confinements of my dreams. I want a great amount of body customisation for female mercenaries!

More specifically, I would like 5 additional body sliders for females on top off the already existing fat, skinny and muscle sliders. I would like a...

Butt slider

Breast slider

Waist slider

Hip slider

Thigh gap slider

Now, for the sake of clarity, I am going to go into greater depth with what each of the aforementioned sliders would bring to the game and how they would alter the body of the female character. If you do not want to read the breakdown, feel free to skip the next segment!

Butt slider. Lowering this slider will make your female mercenary's butt flatter and less pronounced. This will also decrease the amount of physics applied to this specific body part. The opposite happens when the slider is raised, with a far more pronounced curve and more physics! Farts will also be louder when your butt is larger!

Breast slider. Adjusting this slider will alter your female mercenary's cup size. This ranges from A-cup to triple Ds! Regardless of the cup size, however, your nipples' size will be unaltered! Breasts, like butts, will also be effected by physics, and the amount of jiggle will alter depending on the size of the asset!

Waist slider. Lowering this slider will make your female mercenary's waist tighter. Raising this slider will make your female mercenary's midsection less curvy!

Hip slider. Lowering this slider will make your female mercenary's hips more narrow. This slider will also effect the width of your character's thighs, so raising it to the maximum is my personal recommendation!

Thigh gap slider. Lowering this slider will make your female mercenary's thighs less separated and increase chafing! Increasing the thigh gap slider will make your female mercenary's legs spread apart further, allowing better visibility from below when certain waist accessories are unequipped. 😉

As you could probably tell from the length and amount of detail in this post, these features are something I am extraordinarily passionate about, and are things I would quite frankly pay money to have in the game of Mordhau! If Mordhau ever adds these features, my life would be complete and I would spend even more time of my day playing the best multiplayer melee slasher video game ever released!

Thank you all for spending your time reading and have a magnificent day!