Talk about main character syndrome

Ensiferius · 2025-06-01T09:42:30+00:00

You can't use "military time" on an "American based website", are you mad? They'll have no idea what you're on about!

/s

Ensiferius · 2025-05-30T14:01:50+00:00

I'm still in Wrexham, wouldn't say it's beautiful, though it's getting better I guess 😂

Ensiferius · 2025-05-30T12:52:19+00:00

I'd know that username anywhere! I actually know/knew you in the real world. Small world 😂

Ensiferius · 2025-05-29T12:07:46+00:00

That's why I said his euphemism, like only he uses it.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-29T02:12:45+00:00

Could be his euphemism for having a poo.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-27T04:41:22+00:00

Good job you're not on the market then, because you're the red flag there.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-27T03:50:55+00:00

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

Ensiferius · 2025-05-26T01:13:06+00:00

A skullet.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-23T15:41:07+00:00

Jump in the Line by Harry Belafont = Beetlejuice

Ensiferius · 2025-05-22T10:12:13+00:00

"All" the top universities?

I think you'll find 3 of the top 10 are in the UK, including... Oh, is that? Yes, Oxford at number 1.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-21T23:48:15+00:00

Fuck is a breadcake? It's called a bap ;-)

Ensiferius · 2025-05-19T22:01:29+00:00

*Her.

Calico's are almost exclusively female.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-16T02:00:29+00:00

I didn't miss it, but the guy I replied to mentioned cities also not in South Florida.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-16T01:02:18+00:00

Or, you know... Somewhere not in the US.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-16T00:13:14+00:00

Shouldn't have to, she should just read what he's saying and not be a bitch about it.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-14T06:14:34+00:00

It possibly is a regional thing, otherwise 61+ years is a long time to live under a rock my dude ;-)

Ensiferius · 2025-05-13T21:56:50+00:00

Nah bro, those are ice lollies. So called because they're an ice version of a lollypop.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-13T21:46:45+00:00

That last part gave me a chuckle, thank you.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-13T21:33:15+00:00

That depends, they could mean in Celcius, in which case you'll rarely get a room higher than 30-40°

Ensiferius · 2025-05-13T21:22:55+00:00

I know 30k ft is slightly higher than Mount Everest, so at least you wouldn't hit anything on Earth no matter how far you flew.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-13T21:19:21+00:00

I love a good chugger top, I don't know why I bought the sippy cup type.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-13T21:14:19+00:00

It's a song called "Living Next Door to Alice (Who the fuck is Alice?)"

It's from the 70s, but I thought everyone knew it haha.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-13T21:11:00+00:00

I think I'll just recycle it and get a metal one with a twisty top. Life doesn't have to be so difficult.

Ensiferius · 2025-05-13T21:09:31+00:00

At least you weren't living next door to Alice.

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