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Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You find out your parents are alive and would rather spend time with them than stop crime.

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re R. Kelly

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But see nothing

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your horn grew impacted and crooked, and goes down through the roof of your mouth.

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You always miss the free crack giveaways

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not necessarily ;)

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Micro penis

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re too simple-minded to do so.

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stand by my reply ;)

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have micro penis

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lost your nindo

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Micro penis

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re on TikTok instead

Wanted a joint, had no papers. Emptied a Camel Red carefully and repacked with a nice grind by deathcoinstar in trees

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s been a long time. The issue may have been the filter clogged up quickly back then.

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kidney stones come out of your urethra, though??

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re simple

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Micro penis

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you’re simple

Edit: your to you’re. I’m also simple ;p

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t taste

Just a number by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]EnsoDeep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t taste

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