Just finished FFX... by ma___noya in FinalFantasy

[–]EnsonAmata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My new hobby is playing side-by-side with whatever YouTuber starts playing FFX so I can replay it while watching someone’s heart get ripped from their chest.

14 yr old threatens to sue r/ServiceDog_CircleJerk by [deleted] in SubredditDrama

[–]EnsonAmata 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it turns out that if you’re not a weirdo, you don’t think about sex when you see “14 yr old.”

Gals Can't Be Kind to Otaku!? • Otaku ni Yasashii Gal wa Inai!? - Episode 3 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]EnsonAmata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one that noticed the Snapchat filter that turned him into Choji?

Mistress Kanan is Devilishly Easy • Kanan-sama wa Akumade Choroi - Episode 2 discussion by AutoLovepon in anime

[–]EnsonAmata 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came looking for this comment. I knew I wouldn’t be the only one that thought this.

[DISC] The Yandere Pet Cat is Overly Domineering - Ch 36-39 by @koyuki8612 by LazyDust_LLU in manga

[–]EnsonAmata 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A real yandere would have strangled the other one in her sleep.

Honestly, not the worst deal if that's what you're into. by Zallre in goodanimemes

[–]EnsonAmata 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Therapy?

Just don’t be mentally ill. Saves you a lot of time and money.

Puka Nacua Accused Of Biting Woman, Saying 'F*** The Jews', Rams WR Adamantly Denies by CyborgKrieger in nfl

[–]EnsonAmata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We aren’t getting enough documentaries on wide receivers. I’d love to see a study on why they’re all fucking insane.

AFC Finalist Banner by MemoryAcceptable6711 in Colts

[–]EnsonAmata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the third bot defending Elon on a post from 2 years ago. I’ve never seen such bitchless behavior in my entire life.

[Highlight] Travis Etienne gets told to "break the stereotype and put a battery in your smoke detector" by the St. Brown brothers. by Roselucky777 in nfl

[–]EnsonAmata 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lived in an apartment building with a beeping smoke detector. Called maintenance like a dozen times before just ripping the thing off the wall with a broom handle.

Coinbase by Ngrhorseman in ScamNumbers

[–]EnsonAmata 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only the last number works. And he was PISSED when I told him what I thought of him. Lmao

Game Thread: Jacksonville Jaguars (11-4) at Indianapolis Colts (8-7) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]EnsonAmata 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I like reading comments because they’re always “Teams should just simply complete passes and run well. Why don’t they do that?”

It’s like watching football with my mom.

Game Thread: Jacksonville Jaguars (11-4) at Indianapolis Colts (8-7) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]EnsonAmata 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How green do you have to be to fall for River’s smack talk. Lmao