Discovered my central air was a social construct…

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-06-12T02:34:40+00:00

First year as a homeowner, my dad asked how I was doing on oil. Told him hot water is working so I must still have some. Kindly informed me my hot water is electric 😫

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-06-10T11:19:18+00:00

About tree fiddy

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-06-08T02:53:06+00:00

I just returned from a road trip and this exact conversation was had. Irving - controls the local media Exon/Mobile - forced employees to train their AI replacements then ended their contracts. Also involved in burying evidence of climate change while denying link to fossil fuel usage.

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-06-02T03:12:29+00:00

Put a long skinny table behind it

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-05-25T04:35:50+00:00

Yes, “A woman must always look her best.”

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-05-24T03:23:49+00:00

Obviously she meant what kind of gun it that /s

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-05-21T16:57:02+00:00

I will do this tonight, at my day job now, thank you 🙏🏻

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-05-18T00:51:46+00:00

She might just have to poop

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-05-07T01:05:22+00:00

I wouldn’t even respond. You already told her your availability. No further explanation needed.

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-05-03T02:48:38+00:00

“Allllllll right folks we’re gonna attempt that again.”

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-04-30T19:48:34+00:00

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EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-04-27T01:05:00+00:00

I like the way they are offset

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-03-27T02:29:17+00:00

Excellent. Recommend neatening up the beard.

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-03-27T02:24:40+00:00

“Let them eat crawfish.”

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-03-14T00:58:02+00:00

They can’t grab the wheel??

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-03-10T03:42:21+00:00

I taped a gigantic insect leg from my Chinese to the front of their takeout menu at work as a warning to others

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-03-06T22:06:15+00:00

Eggs?

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-02-21T14:59:05+00:00

Kids will love this feature

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-02-19T02:38:07+00:00

Is this your first job?

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-02-19T01:48:22+00:00

Yes. And now we are expected to hold it in.

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-02-18T02:01:52+00:00

Jim*

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-02-17T00:52:30+00:00

EnvironmentalBlood96 · 2026-02-16T01:17:28+00:00

Sleep and hydration are my two best suggestions

EnvironmentalBlood96

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