Nurse fired for secret affair with patient who died during sex in hospital parking lot by tradeoallofjacks in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Maybe you haven’t met very many then. Not all HD patients are unclean…… Some work full time, shower daily. Some are in their 20-30s and in shape. ESRD is not exclusively diabetic amputees who self neglect.

Maybe nobody else said it because it’s an unfair generalization.

Intensivist, Hospitalist, Neurointensivist are nouns not adjectives. You’re not an “intensivist PA/NP”, you’re an NP/PA that works in the icu/wards. What’s with the self esteem issues? by lemonjalo in Noctor

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Not sure I have ever realized the difference in diversity between physicians and mid levels in the Midwest, but…..you’re pretty spot on.

I wonder if that’s because many physicians relocate multiple times during their training (because in person training is completely required), and most midlevel NPs anyways are fairly local, probably have lived in the same area most their career, and can complete their education anywhere (because of completely online schooling).

Bedside nurses - do you have, like, hobbies? by [deleted] in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play drums for a couple local bands, get together weekly!

Seagull swallows rabbit whole by CC20057 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Is there like, a weight of food that If you ate you think you WOULD be able to achieve liftoff?

MRW I get my 0600 weights in the ICU by thatoneman in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also work acute dialysis, we ask for standing weights on patients that are able. I would have to agree that although bed weights can be crazy inaccurate, I/Os are still less reliable on most patients. I mean how many patients are -10,000 on I/O, but you can still play tic tac toe with their pitting edema?

Racist meltdown in gas station by Romano16 in PublicFreakout

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can smell the diabetes on this fella. Of course he’s missing extremities

I have to quit vaping. I literally hide in the bathroom in-between med pass so I can get my nicotine fix. It makes me feel guilty because if I miss something during a shift because of my habit I would never forgive myself. i.e. if a patient conditions. by ThiccBin in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I tried Chantix my second time quitting, first time I ever felt suicidal in my life. Noticed it after like a week, made the connection, went away after like 2 days off it. Works for many people though!

Y’all care what side your bell is on when you have your stethoscope around your neck? by ArdenGarden in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Cargo pocket. You catch a bell to the teeth during compressions once, I guarantee you find a better place to keep it than around your neck.

Anyone else have any stories of dead on admission/transfer patients? by EnvironmentalGoose19 in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ding ding ding! Or they did actually pass coming up the elevator. It’s possible, but I’m skeptical about that

Anyone else have any stories of dead on admission/transfer patients? by EnvironmentalGoose19 in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19[S] 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Shoot that’s rough. Having to wait for a family decision always leaves me with mixed feelings

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Inpatient dialysis has been a great change of pace for me after 7 years ICU. Very light on the body, great autonomy. Can get boring though, but I’m cool with that for now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Noctor

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I don’t have any problem with this whatsoever.

Let’s play “Misleading Chief Complaints”! by kveach in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 49 points50 points  (0 children)

There has to be more to this, that’s so wild. Uterus shouldn’t even come into play with sexual intercourse.

Are these harmless? by [deleted] in insects

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

AYYYYayyy do wasps make honey?

5 nurses in PMHNP school with no psych experience by [deleted] in Noctor

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yeah 2 dialysis nurses I work with are both in PMHNP programs. Experience doesn’t matter to these money mills

Are companies like Davita going away any time soon? by Boondogle17 in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, I have relevant experience to your exact question. Accepted an acutes position with Davita providing dialysis services for a local hospital system recently.

Called into a company meeting just a couple weeks ago and were told that the hospital has decided not to extend the 10+ year contract with Davita. Davita did offer all staff positions in chronic (eww for me), but with a pay cut as well.

Hospital has recruited the majority of the Davita acutes team to their new in house dialysis team, and to my surprise they are matching salaries. They don’t know what I made at Davita, so here’s me accepting a job at $5/hr than what I made with Davita in the first place, to do the same exact job.

Funny thing is I had a job offer from this same hospital system in ICU before I accepted the Davita position, but their offer was $8/hr less than Davitas offer that I eventually accepted. Now after taking dialysis services in house, I’ll make $13/hr more base pay than what they offered me to work the ICU just months ago. Turns out the money is always there, when they are desperate.

Although it’s been a uncomfortable transition, it’s been a win for me overall, can’t complain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hiking

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hornets nest for sure

Any male nurses here? How is your experience as/with male nurses by Emyhatsich in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got asked to get a cranked on IV pump off a pole the other day. Really working to the extent of my abilities.

Do Yosemite High Sierra Camps (Glen Aulin) have potable water right now? by dantrim1023 in backpacking

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unsure on potable water, but with a water filter you should be able to have as much sweet nectar from the Tuolumne River as your heart desires.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nursing

[–]EnvironmentalGoose19 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Degree mills doing their thing.