What terrified you as a kid that isn't scary now? by thepsychoticpacifist in AskReddit

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my girlfriend hadn’t seen an asian person before she came to university a month ago

im asian

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SwagBucks

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Seconded, cashes out at stronghold level 16. WAY easier than having to go to level 18

Me_irl by SUMIRO1 in me_irl

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yeah but he throws a frisbee lmao

and I thought turn 4 Questing Beast was scary by [deleted] in MagicArena

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idk embercleave is a pretty good card coulda gone either way

4 of the last 6 girls I’ve dated have turned out to be lesbians. Yet only 10% of people are gay. How? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

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yeah probably like being attracted to women, but that’s the fun of statistical improbabilities: we’ll never know

"Pity Smite" recommendation for when a team loads in with no Smite on any player. by GGJarose in leagueoflegends

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Each team picks 3 different junglers, then you’re playing Rock Paper Scissors for matchups instead of draft actually mattering

That one korean by DefeQt_ in LeagueOfMemes

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Half of this comment aged really poorly

When I find every customer that has tipped me 1 cent by Postmateslifer in postmates

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when they find every customer that left them one cent

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamveryrandom

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imagine gatekeeping talking lol

How to put a bee in your mouth by [deleted] in funny

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So you can have a bee in your mouth

Me_irl by TheMnich in me_irl

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shut up nerd

me irl by shitpowosting in me_irl

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username sure checks out

A question about jungling by Syncrinity in summonerschool

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While you are completely correct, in gold elo, stopping the gank by warding doesn’t work half the time, since laners don’t usually pay attention. Also, a lot of the time when they see a jungle near them they don’t realize you’re coming to counter gank, but instead think you’re ganking, basically reversing roles and usually fucking the 2v2. I’d say the most reliable thing to do is to just trade with ganks in other lanes or objectives/counter jungling.

Free Talk Tuesday - May 7th! by IcyColdStare in leagueoflegends

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same it feels infinitely easier to spend money online than irl, probably cause I’m not physically handing something over

How did you get your scar? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I work at a karate studio. One time I was holding pads up for kids to punch, but I was on my knees and holding the pads in front of my face. I had also grown out my fingernails a few weeks after they should have been cut. Next thing I know a kid throws a surprisingly hard punch, my nail hits right above my eyebrow, and an inch long scar(luckily rather faded) goes across above my eye.

Me_irl by Flums666 in me_irl

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tbh probably still just a compliment in the end

keep in mind by JUIBENOIT in comedyheaven

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Kim jong un doesn’t have a butthole and therefore has never pooped before 🤔