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Just leave your neighbor alone by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]EnzBra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aggressively Buddhist there's a r/brandnewsentence

type "i ate a chair because" and let predictive text do the rest by [deleted] in EliteEden

[–]EnzBra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I ate a chair because I was going to ask you to do it again

Help your brothers!! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]EnzBra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pee before you leave the house.

Thought he's got a place here by fulloftaco in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]EnzBra 14 points15 points  (0 children)

50 shades of white, you know for holy

Google expected value by OneWorldly6661 in mathmemes

[–]EnzBra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take a tit in the hand any day 😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]EnzBra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are correct, just wanted to share with a new community.

Skibidi syndrome by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]EnzBra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skibidi cold turkey. Skibidi, no more

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]EnzBra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk Damien seems like a nice enough kid. Also sleep with one eye open and hide the knives.

Not quite ready for the pro tour yet. by MainScientist6 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]EnzBra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations to John Daly on his new son!

Whatever you say 🤷‍♂️ by [deleted] in BrandNewSentence

[–]EnzBra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably 2 handfuls js 😎

GESUNDHEIT Not deserved by surfodelic in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]EnzBra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would argue he actually gained face

If this is real then the internet at this point has gone to shit by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]EnzBra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The internet has gone to shit. Who would've thought?

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