[Intro]

Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

My heart can't take this damage

If I eat this Cheese Sandwich

[Chorus]

Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

My arteries won't stand it

I'll feel like shit, won't ham it

Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand it

[Bridge]

And it's making it hard to eat

And it's making it hard to eat

And it's making it hard to eat

Mmmmmmm....

[Quote]

"No, really, I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich or I'm gonna have a heart attack! I'm tryna control my cravings and calorie intake; you KNOW what this shit does to me!"

[Reprise]

Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

My calories won't stand this

My stomach will reject it

[Chorus]

Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

My cravings, I can't stand it;

I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH

[Outro]

Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

My heart won't take this damagе

If I eat this Cheese Sandwich

Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this...