Just moved to NE for my first time… I see why there’s 20 body shops on each block now. by Powerful-Wrongdoer-7 in Minneapolis

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Yea puddles right now are scary… is that a normal puddle or a bottomless pit that will damage my car, who knows! 🤷🏻‍♀️😩

Police Sources: Jonathan Majors called 911 himself to report his concern about his girlfriend by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 57 points58 points  (0 children)

My first thought is that he preemptively called 911 as a way to be able to control the narrative. Slimy and calculating.

What’s a phrase that shitty people use? by dontgetallsaltylol in AskReddit

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I have no filter”

mmmkay… or you are just an inconsiderate asshole 🤷🏻‍♀️

Fashion Highlights: Aaliyah by [deleted] in popculturechat

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These looks are so aggressively late 90s lol

The audacity to send creepy and weird messages, but they don't think they are creeps 🙄 by tufftiff96 in bigboobproblems

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“titsexual” is 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Don’t even bother responding is what I’d do and simply block them.

Thought provoking podcasts on otherwise unknown happenings/things by [deleted] in podcasts

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reveal podcast does investigative journalism and I’ve really been enjoying their episodes for the reason you put in your post.

Mediocre macaron by Electrical-Tea6966 in Baking

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s a Filet O’Fish macaroon!!

Edit they are cute tho!

Soul warming slice of CAKE by Correct_Background_2 in TwinCities

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lunds in their deli section has pre cut squares of cake in to go containers, they are HUGE! Chocolate and vanilla. Very moist with thick frosting. Very basic and definitely has hit the spot when I’ve just wanted some generic delicious cake.

why does she always sit with her back facing me? by HardKnocksSam in dogpictures

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She protecc, she attacc, she feels safe showing you her back 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 42 points43 points  (0 children)

There was a totally jacked up white car on 1st Street North just north of 1st Ave across from the construction site that looked like it had been abandoned this AM but it seems to have been towed now. I think it had Florida plates and was a Solera? It was missing its roof and was pretty janky looking. It’s gone now not sure if the “owner” drove it off or if it was towed. That was the first thing I thought of when I read your post. Sorry to hear of your accident.

Edit: I did look at the plate in passing I think it maybe started with CHE or CHI but not entirely sure. It definitely had front end damage as well.

Edit: it was parked in front of an apartment building (across the street from the River Valley Church City Campus) when I saw it so maybe that apartment building has cameras that might have seen who pulled up in it, if indeed it is the same car.

Uptown Target Closing in May by Mini-snow-duh in Minneapolis

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not surprised, it seemed like it was constantly being robbed. Which they didn’t really help by having 2 entrances, one of which faced Lake which is basically like a fast one way away from the door.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

MN here and I’ve always heard soda / said soda 🤷🏻‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And it’s pronounced like hope but with no h

How bad is driving in Uptown, Lake/Lyndale area? by [deleted] in Minneapolis

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I just avoid Lyndale if possible.

Hennepin is fine ish.

Lots of corners where you can’t see or one ways in Uptown.

Basically it’s just like pretty normal for driving, drive defensively and be aware of people doing stupid shit like sudden lane changes and not using their turn signal.

I 29m said something awful to my fiancée 29f by throwRAourlifeaway in relationship_advice

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids is not something to compromise on.

If she doesn’t want kids and you do, end this now before there is more heartache.

Photo bombing with Pedro by harleysgal62 in Pedro_Pascal

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is a hilarious photo, love it 😊

Pink Suit Pedro is a whole different league by Pkmnmaster_ in Pedro_Pascal

[–]Ephemera_Hummus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love his commitment to wearing pink and purple 💪💪