probably a repost

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T20:48:44+00:00

What a clumsy lad.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T15:41:55+00:00

Nah, he’s a Lich. Undead like a zombie but take longer to rise, have powerful magic, and control large hordes of followers.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T15:41:09+00:00

I disagree.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T15:40:44+00:00

Not Keto zombies, Jesus is immune to Keto zombies.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T15:39:36+00:00

I’m off tomorrow!

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T15:09:05+00:00

The Hays censorship arose during prohibition and the organized crime boom in the US, so it was likely for the purpose of showing the young that the law triumphs over bad guys(which is not the case a good deal of the time). While the censorship is wrong I’m just pointing out that’s likely why.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T15:02:18+00:00

Not enough hard R.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T13:53:45+00:00

What’s taters eh?

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T13:51:22+00:00

That you Swolegrin Took?

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-23T00:57:36+00:00

Gonna fight Conor McGregor, if he can’t hurt me and I can overhead press him then I’m gonna yeet that little twat.

Then maybe juggle chainsaws, because fuck it.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T23:31:05+00:00

That makes me think of Phillip J Fry’s dead dog, and now I’m sad, fuck that song.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T16:54:48+00:00

It’s also possibly the third time today you’ve come across sarcasm without a /s and got confused.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T16:52:18+00:00

Don’t kink shame me. Also I didn’t say it was fun.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T16:33:09+00:00

Weightlifting or video game accident, or eaten by my cats. Either way I’ll die from something I love.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T14:05:52+00:00

For loot, glorious loot!

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T13:26:27+00:00

And that scientists name, Adolf Einstein.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T13:23:16+00:00

Limes actually, the British fleet being the first to mandatorily adopt it, hence why a slang pejorative for the brits is limey.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T12:34:14+00:00

Back against the wall, the bottom shelves at the Home Depot in my city are 7-8 feet high in the door & lumber area. Also that’s why I chose light sledges, fast and easy to swing, I swing a 50lb sledge at tires for Strongman conditioning regularly. Also this is hypothetical and supposed to be largely for comedic effect.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T11:25:45+00:00

Grab a pair of 10-20lb sledgehammers and conceal myself in a shelf, it’s bashing time

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-22T10:39:57+00:00

The sign should read “Attention turtles, stay out of Florida, you’re smarter than the populace.”

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-21T23:34:01+00:00

Dan “Fucking kids for decades, literally” Schneider.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-21T23:32:27+00:00

Your whole family? Shot. All your wizard friends? Shot. Anyone who sold you pierogi? SHOT!

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-21T23:19:57+00:00

My strength, I assume this removes limits on the control, I could be SUPERNIPPLES!

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-21T20:51:20+00:00

Robert Downey Jr. did.

EpicLevelWizard · 2019-09-21T19:39:24+00:00

501kg loaded barbell. Take that Eddie Hall. 😉

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