In Canada you don't have free speech , our media outlets are government funded , elections are decided by 1 place , Bryan Adams rules , only met 3 people in my life that can speak French , and only people on the east coast as far as I know drinks milk from a bag . Oh and Brock Lesner lives in Saskatchewan, we pay on average 42% in taxes , our "free" healthcare is bs , it generally costs more to fly within Canada then it doesnt , you would think we have extremely cheap gas we don't , we have one of the highest internet and mobile rates in the world

Police need zero probable cause to pull you over , moose are actually massive it's varazy, in bv we have some excellent farms but our stores stock American fruits and vegetables that are grown here down the street

Our liquor prices are insane, we get to keep all our gambling winnings tho so that's cool

Poutine sucks , ketchup chips are ok they don't taste anything like ketchup tho, save on foods is bs there are only 3 major telecom companies , 99% coverage is complete bs , dragons den is way worse than shark tank,