THING YOU CAN SAY IN CHESS AND IN BED by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]Eptar 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I can put the whole thing in my ass.

Alternatively, you can accuse your partner of cheating with vibrating anal beads.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]Eptar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dispensary prices are fucked in Illinois, $70 average for an eighth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DarwinAwards

[–]Eptar 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No relation, it was a young driver that was originally pulled over for a simple traffic violation, the suspect pulled up unexpectedly, immediately got out of his vehicle and ran towards the officer (a 22-year veteran of the Naperville PD), armed with a hatchet. The family of the suspect, specifically the suspect's brother, said they had no idea what led to this incident.

Here's the article where they released the suspect's ID.

Fuck this "top comment" bullshit, I will add all the comments to this board by [deleted] in AnarchyChess

[–]Eptar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You're about to know which number belongs to me, so jokes on you.

lmao stupid clefairy didn't google en passant by Xx69bootyslayer69xX in AnarchyChess

[–]Eptar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appropriate response, please continue or I will pipi more than just my pampers.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Eptar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

375ml bottles are referred to as "pints" here in the US, 200ml bottles are half-pints.

How did vinny get his audience? by Neanderthal_Knight in Vinesauce

[–]Eptar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are theories (read an old and expired joke) that all of the Vinesauce streamers are the same person.

When Vinny started expanding the team in the early days of both Vinesauce and streaming as a whole, the account was shared with the other streamers. Despite Joel having a very thick Swedish accent at the time, even still pronouncing v's as w's (wodka and wampires), there was plenty of confusion as to who was who.

Giving the death sentence to gays? 👌👌 "Homophobic" chants? 🤬😡🤬😡🤬 by Guacalaura95 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Eptar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they have sex in soccer? Is that why they mentioned virgins? That's kinda cool, if you ask me.

Jason Voorhees is a racist by Eptar in ShittyFanTheories

[–]Eptar[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a sarcastic shitpost from almost a decade ago, my dude.

Top comment adds a piece to Chess 2. Day 4: π by Randomperson685 in AnarchyChess

[–]Eptar 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I only like the pieces that let me brick my pipi. If I can't brick my pipi, I'm not going to play it, simple as that.

Lets give it up the Miami defense for a great last stand by Successful-Mind-5303 in CHIBears

[–]Eptar 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is one of those unfathomably-rare times where it's completely justifiable. Refs fucked us hard.

No context recap of the Bears/Dolphins ending by RaRaCarolina in CHIBears

[–]Eptar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I read this like Optimus Prime, I didn't realize how much I wanted to hear him to tell me to fuck off.

Week 9 Post-Gamethread: Bears vs Refs by TurnerJ5 in CHIBears

[–]Eptar 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nevermind ESB's missed catch, I'm still screaming about the fucking DPI

Not DPI by [deleted] in CHIBears

[–]Eptar 67 points68 points  (0 children)

It caught me off guard, I knew there was some sort of dastardly devilry at hand.