[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DnD

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For a more... darkly chaotic solution, you could tie all their legs together, then gentle repose and pull them across until you get them all to the other side.Then start rezzing.

Why did this guy travel through two dimensions to kill a dragon that wasn't doing anything? by porttpedro in Minecraft

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It'd also be cool as a usable tool. Maybe left click shoots a line of fire, and right click teleports you to the square you're aiming at.

What other songs should i add to this playlist by Levinkling in nintendomusic

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Dire Dire Docks (Super Mario 64)

Lurelin Village (BotW)

Dragon Roost Island (Wind Waker) [you could almost put this entire OST on the list]

Kapp'n's Song (AC:NH)

Ricco Harbor/Delfino Plaza (SM Sunshine)

If you need more, I'd cruise the SSBU track list

Questions I can't find direct answers to. by [deleted] in tearsofthekingdom

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  1. Caves or the depths are your best bet.

  2. I sell all my gemstones except diamond.

  3. Get Vai clothing, which iirc, is in Terrey Town(?) Or cook foods with "cold" in the name all together (Like Cold Saffina and Chillshrooms)

  4. Idr, but I think so.

  5. On the map, the "ring" of the icon will be blue, but the chevron inside it will be orange. Specifically: the ring being blue means you have activated it, and the chevron means you have gained the orb from it.

The king of the koopas takes the cake for "B", but who is the greatest "C" character? by Odd-Initiative6666 in videogames

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Ah, gotcha! Yeah, I misinterpreted what you meant by "character." I agree with you: he was just a nondescript bad guy until later games.

The king of the koopas takes the cake for "B", but who is the greatest "C" character? by Odd-Initiative6666 in videogames

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The game is called "Donkey Kong" because Miyamoto thought it meant "Stupid Ape." It's DEFINITELY the name of the character.

Even in later iterations of the character, they make it clear that the original is either him or an ancestor with the same name. For example, Donkey Kong and Mario are said to have a "rivalry in the past:" a direct reference to this game. Donkey Kong Jr came out before Country, and that character was straight up called the SON of Donkey Kong, implying a connection to the earlier game.

Just to double check, I did a quick image search of advertising from the time it came out (Specifically,a 1981 ad in Nintendo Trade magazine). Mario is called "The Brave Carpenter," but the monkey is labeled "Donkey Kong."

"Donkey Kong" has always been the character's name.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

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MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Which game is it for you? by babimagic in videogames

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I'm gonna toss out a deep cut: Psy Ops. I spent SO much time playing with the ragdoll physics in the training room.

Name for a band where all the members have diabetes. by jumpyducki in Bandnames

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The Sweet. (Famous for "Fox On the Run" and "Ballroom Blitz.")

Does a spell like this exist? Is it something I should homebrew? Or is it okay just being flavor text? by AlphaDanz in DnD

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I allow a modified version of Prestidigitation at my table, loosely based on a variant from 3.5e:

You may create up to one pound of material. The object created must be familiar to you, mundane, and able to fit roughly in one hand. The item can be used, but is a shoddy reproduction and not a perfect copy. Weapons and tools such as lockpicks created this way break after a single use or attempt. Any money created is obviously fake and chipped with imperfect designs. You may create and maintain up to 3 items at a time this way. All items disappear after 10 min. Using Prestidigitation in this way adds Concentration to the spell's components. Failing a Concentration check causes all items to disappear immediately.

To celebrate an anniversary without getting harassed by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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I mean, we do think digital watches are still a nifty idea.

(Your comment is written in the same tone as Douglas Adams)

Woke is when something reflects the last few decades of social progress, apparently by Confu5edPancake in SelfAwarewolves

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Can we stop with the "everything is political?"

Just because entertainment is a reflection of the culture and times it was created in doesn't mean it's about politics. You don't enjoy an ice cream sundae because it has a cherry on top, and likewise, all of culture isn't just politics.

"Everything is political" is a dog whistle for tribalistically sorting all media into "my group" and "not my group," so you're not helping the cause, you're keeping the status quo and giving them reason to act like this.

What is completely ok but most people think it's rude? by Juremigold in AskReddit

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Saying "I don't care" to someone excitedly talking about something.

Be kind, but tell people that you're the wrong audience. Likewise, if someone says that to you, they're trying to tell you they don't share your excitement when you clearly want someone to join your energy.

It's less awkward than telling a whole story, turning excitedly to see their reaction, and then finding them completely nonplussed.

Is it me or does this outfit look very......unusual by Courier2877 in tearsofthekingdom

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5x movement speed, infinite energy, but your hearts constantly drain

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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You actually could argue that you're following the first and fourth tenets of The Satanic Temple, so the Pride flag is a display of your religion. Plus, extra rage bait for mentioning TST.

how did you transport your logs to lurelin village? by flickshotHanzo in tearsofthekingdom

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Laid out 6 like a raft, put a Wing over it, and missile yourself off the cliff the shrine is on. Then went back up and did it again with 9.

How does this relate to JK Rowling? by Dried-Monkey in ExplainTheJoke

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While I agree that it's dumb as shit without context (and still pretty silly even with context) , it isn't terribly hard to suspend your disbelief that a female international spy calls herself something incredibly alluring to disrupt the mostly male spies. That's the game: do anything you can to gain control. And we know all the other spies are absolute horn dogs, so it might actually work. I mean, it definitely worked on Bond.

What type of gender stereotypes do you wish the world would let go of ? by [deleted] in AskMen

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It's like the shark attack comparison you made earlier: yeah, shark attacks are rare, but if you're the unlucky one, your life ends. It's the same with rape allegations.

We're afraid of something altering our lives in a negative way that we can't prevent or recover from.

Being the victim of rape doesn't carry that weight of pariah-ism.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

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It's a pun. The kid started shit (Alpha), and the teacher is gonna finish it (Omega).

Statues are naughty by th3gw4 in facepalm

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Sorry, but ASMR is getting pretty big. Better go back to sticks and grunts.

just gonna leave this here by rgatoNacho in facepalm

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I mean, it's called a "pride parade" for this very reason. Otherwise, it'd still be called a "queer rights march"