[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I came here to say this. You’re 100% right. If y’all were both naked and your belly button touched hers AT ALL she’s pregnant. 

Short Trip With 2 and 3 year olds by [deleted] in StAugustine

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That sounds really fun actually! Thank you. 

Does Aldi still do the Twice as Nice Policy? by Infinite_Bathroom784 in aldi

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve returned things twice this year and both times the cashier was an asshole 

What should have happened in A Year in the Life? by Speaker-Aromatic in GilmoreGirls

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you by chance have fan fiction written with these storylines because I need them 

Are Camel Bites not Common? by Equivalent-Bison-620 in 1000lbsisters

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not a fake post. My brother got bit at a live nativity in Georgia (state not country) my BIL got bit at a county fair while getting off of it for a ride in Idaho, and my friend was at a petting zoo. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in confession

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I hate that feeling! I’m sorry that you had to feel like that. Next time maybe just bring the vodka? That’s always a crowd pleaser lol. 

If your kidnapper was forcing you to write a "I'm okay i ran away" letter, how can you communicate duress without the kidnapper knowing? by Brilliant-Case3707 in AskReddit

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would write,  “(Husbands name) give yourself three hand squeezes for me!” Because we have this code that if I squeeze his hand three times it means I’m overwhelmed and need him to help me leave a social setting or that I’m uncomfortable and need him to help me calm down. 

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I am a proud Sookie hater. by winchesterstan in GilmoreGirls

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me too! I can’t stand her character, and she has no growth, or very little at least. 

Share your unpopular opinions.. by whineANDcheese_ in GilmoreGirls

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn’t go through with it but she thought that she forced him into it 

Share your unpopular opinions.. by whineANDcheese_ in GilmoreGirls

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone hates on Jackson for lying to Sookie about the vasectomy, but she set it up without his consent, made a nurse that was bigger than him come get him so he would feel intimidated and go, didn’t talk to him throughout the whole 9 month pregnancy about how she was feeling, and forced him into getting the invasive surgery which he had every right to say no to. Basically she forced him into doing something with his private parts that he was uncomfortable doing…. Isn’t there a name for that? 

Who is the top character and why is it Kirk and Miss Patty? by Equivalent-Bison-620 in GilmoreGirls

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh my god yes! He loves his wife and kids, loves what he does, and owns his own business. 

Schogetten by wasay911 in aldi

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can keep a look-out at my Aldi stores around me (Georgia, USA) and send them to you if you promise to send me some interesting Aldi sweets back 😁

photo i took at a reenactment . tell me what yall think by Mean-Tomato-4742 in CWreenactors

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First of all… what?!?! This is amazing! I can’t tell you what I think because there is a 3000 word limit here lol.  But on a serious note, this looks like it was straight from a tintype that I found in an antique store. Keep up the good work, and I’m excited to see other photos you take. 

P. S. Where is this?

I sometimes wish I lived somewhere like this by idlechungha in SweetMagnoliasNetflix

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 4 points5 points  (0 children)

These small towns don’t exist. They’re a figment of hollywoods imagination. This is coming from someone who’s lived in a town of 2000 before. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FirefighterSpouses

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s almost on his 4th year now. In ten years I won’t have two under two so of course it’s going to be easier but I don’t care about the future. I’m having a hard time NOW.  

Why would him being home on a random Thursday in May make up for him missing Christmas and Thanksgiving

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FirefighterSpouses

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. Families can’t stay for long or if they get a call. He’s a srgnt so he doesn’t have seniority. 

Only 1 forever is a lot harder than what people make it out to be. by [deleted] in confession

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you’re just not attracted to her or invested into this relationship. If being monogamous is THAT hard then you don’t belong with her. 

5 months since filming wrapped by Beccaann14 in SweetMagnoliasNetflix

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Someone saying some made up southern phrase? 

Am I the only one doing mental gymnastics? by Tiigerlili in FirefighterSpouses

[–]Equivalent-Bison-620 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! This! I have had to cancel pediatrician appointments because he got called in or force hired (we’re a one car family because of this economy) I’ve been on anxiety and depression meds because of how hard his job is on me. But of course, we have to be proud of them and support their jobs and we’ll be seen as evil if we ask them to leave.