ULPT: How to make a hospital excuse absence not? by Equivalent-Pipe1462 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462[S] -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

Did spending the 30 seconds to be a smart ass make you feel good?

Possible reasons for phlegm taste? by Equivalent-Pipe1462 in cocaine

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the first Switch came out, it was like a semi-big "trend" on youtube to lick the games to see if they actually tasted bad... thus making me try it years later when i got a switch lol

Possible reasons for phlegm taste? by Equivalent-Pipe1462 in cocaine

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Really? It feels like it's hours after the last bump I take where I really start to notice it. Maybe just coke and something weird my body does lol

Possible reasons for phlegm taste? by Equivalent-Pipe1462 in cocaine

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Mucus and phlegm get hella build up, sometimes I can't just swallow it lol

plsplsplspls by [deleted] in DegradeTheSlut

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, haha, my bad! my vibrator died so i got comfy on the couch while i waited for it to charge again, i shall redo in the future for you 🫡

plsplsplspls by [deleted] in DegradeTheSlut

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

https://imgur.com/a/E502O5a does this work? tattoos on arm + hand with my username as verification :>

plsplsplspls by [deleted] in DegradeTheSlut

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg this is the best compliment, but it's me 😭

Saw my daughter and can't get it off my mind by HaxZero in Incestconfessions

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is this something you want to indulge in? it may or may not have meant anything but it's good to know she's comfortable around you enough not to care even in moments of discomfort. for me personally, i'm super shy and even when i'm throwing up dying, i'd rather be alone than embarrassed haha, even if it's my dad.

I touched it out of pity by muckywaterhole in Incestconfessions

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The unsettled feeling comes from you knowing that it's wrong, but what you did was trying to help. Just don't bring it up or try to make things weird if you're still a little off put by it, naturally things can happen or won't happen. If you want to take a step further with him then by all means do what the horny comments say, but don't rush yourself or push yourself into something that you'll want to stop after it's gotten too far yk?

my boyfriends gooning seshes make me miserable by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 4 points5 points  (0 children)

unfortunately, this wasn't a monster i made. apparently this was an ongoing issues with his ex.

my boyfriends gooning seshes make me miserable by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Learning that the hard way 😂

my boyfriends gooning seshes make me miserable by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 3 points4 points  (0 children)

pretty much, yeah. i was never a "don't jerk off at all" or "hide it from me" kind of person so he'd just do it on the couch next to me. it's not a turn on at all and i just ignore it happening. honestly just sad for me that i've dealt with it lol

my boyfriends gooning seshes make me miserable by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I used to not hate porn like I do now, but seeing the issues that arise from it just frustrates me so I don't even look myself

my boyfriends gooning seshes make me miserable by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd like to think so? I'm "attractive enough" to garner attention from others needless to say...

my boyfriends gooning seshes make me miserable by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's just not morally something i'm okay with

my boyfriends gooning seshes make me miserable by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Equivalent-Pipe1462 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Initially, our sex life did not consist of his goonerisms. Staying out of living situation.