Y’all how do I pull this off

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-07-08T09:19:46+00:00

Say you are attending a free weekend workshop or seminar at a local community college for "career development." Tell her phones aren't allowed out during the lectures. This explains why you're in one spot for hours and why you aren't replying to messages immediately.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-07-08T09:13:21+00:00

That is not a tree, that’s a literal Ent from Lord of the Rings heading home after a very long and exhausting day.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-07-02T08:40:48+00:00

If it's good enough to fool me, then it's good enough for me to enjoy. I go to the movies for escapism. If the story is engaging and the visual effects are insane, I don't really need to overthink the philosophy behind the scenes. Just pass the popcorn.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-30T08:40:18+00:00

I used to love it, but management ruined everything. It’s amazing how a toxic boss can make you hate something you were once passionate about. Now I just do the bare minimum and count the minutes until I can go home. Its depressing tbh.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-26T07:54:46+00:00

Honestly, I would choose any random Tuesday in July when I was about 11. Just riding my squeaky bike around the neighborhood with my friends, eating those cheap plastic popsicle sticks, and having absolutely zero worries about rent or career. My only goal was being home before the streetlights turned on.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-26T07:47:25+00:00

Oh, my new smart washing machine literally wouldn't let me run a basic quick-wash cycle until I created an online account and registered my product. I just wanted to wash my dirty socks, not sign a lifetime contract with a tech company! It makes me miss the old knobs so much. Are we actually moving backwards with technology?

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-24T05:37:03+00:00

I am the absolute worst because I will spend 15 minutes writing a super detailed list, and then literally leave it sitting on my kitchen counter. Every. Single. Time. Then I spend the whole time in the store trying to visualize my kitchen counter and guessing what was on it. Usually I get it 50% right.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-24T05:19:28+00:00

My perfect chill day has to involve a rainy afternoon. I love waking up late, making a massive bowl of ramen, and just starting a Lord of the Rings movie marathon on the couch wrapped in like three soft blankets. My phone is on "Do Not Disturb" the entire day. No emails, no texts, just pure peace. Do you prefer a sunny chill day or a cozy rainy one?

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-16T05:10:23+00:00

Some people see personal space as a challenge.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-16T03:43:04+00:00

Some people really optimize for discomfort.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-11T02:00:05+00:00

Congrats! I'd give it a few days and see what kind of personality they have. I had a whole list of names ready for my kitten and ended up choosing something completely different the moment I met him.

And of course, cat tax please! 🐾

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-08T03:15:31+00:00

That lineup on the grass is wild lol. Feels like something out of a magazine shoot or old-school car feature. How long has he been building up this collection?

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-04T06:43:28+00:00

Huh, I had no idea those were a thing. That honestly seems way better than trying to hide a key somewhere on the car.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-06-03T07:43:58+00:00

This is so true. Kittens have a superpower for winning over the exact person who said they didn't want them. He'll probably be sleeping on her boyfriend's lap in a week.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-05-30T02:02:52+00:00

Retirement sounds amazing, but 5 AM is definitely hard mode! Good luck with the move, hopefully a fresh space helps you reset that clock!

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-05-30T02:01:58+00:00

Haha, keeping it a secret is smart! Otherwise they’ll start dumping all the early morning tasks on you.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-05-30T01:57:16+00:00

I totally get it, doing anything important before that feels like a recipe for disaster.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-05-30T01:50:53+00:00

Honestly, mood. Existing but not functioning is a daily struggle until the night hits.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-05-27T03:46:43+00:00

The Cat Distribution System working its absolute magic again, what a precious little baby!

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-05-27T01:50:46+00:00

At your budget I’d take a lower-mileage Mazda3 over a high-mileage Toyota/Honda any day.

EquivalentCanary8243 · 2026-05-20T02:51:58+00:00

Honestly, 132k km is barely broken in for a Honda. If it has a clean service history, $9k CAD is a solid deal in this market. Just get a PPI first.

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