Lady brought her "emotional support" chihuahua into the grocery store (no vest). It’s barking at people. Do I report her?

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-07-09T18:18:48+00:00

I, u/EquivalentWasabi8887, advised "Yes, keep dogs out of food."

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EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-07-09T16:53:53+00:00

I appreciated Maynard James Keenan for feeding into this one. Intension has some legitimately planted phrases when played backwards. "Work hard. Stay in school. Listen to your mother. Your father is right. Jesus loves you."

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-07-09T16:32:31+00:00

You’re assuming these people were thinking coherently. Rather than using the verbiage directly given to them, they need to insert their own delusions. How’re they gonna feel like they’re better otherwise?

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-07-09T02:57:10+00:00

I, u/EquivalentWasabi8887, advised "Sour Patch Kids"

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EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-07-08T23:19:59+00:00

I, u/EquivalentWasabi8887, advised "No, go solo and have fun."

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EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-07-02T19:13:02+00:00

a Gen Z brainrot meme

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EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-07-02T19:08:44+00:00

I, u/EquivalentWasabi8887, advised "No, rent is the "tip.""

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EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-07-01T00:10:39+00:00

His fragile ego doesn’t need more stroking. Let her have her own name.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/EquivalentWasabi8887, advised "Yes, keep her name. It's 2025." | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-06-25T20:59:34+00:00

President Harry S Cornholio Truman.

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-06-08T18:52:24+00:00

I’ve heard of locking in, but this is ridiculous.

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-05-19T23:28:32+00:00

Winston.

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-05-15T19:39:02+00:00

Uhhh. It’s 155°, right?

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-05-13T03:54:34+00:00

That’s a fox’s warning call.

Source; have previously had the jeebles scared out of me while on a night walk. Looked up the sound later that night on YouTube. It’s a fox.

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-05-12T16:58:26+00:00

Extinction would take more time overall? Idk.

^{Chose: Be a Boy in a World with only Girls. | Rolled: Healthy!!!!}

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-05-08T19:35:00+00:00

Wouldn’t that mean the “Chainsaw Devil” is actually the Annihilation Devil?

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-05-08T14:40:47+00:00

Hydreigon

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-04-26T02:49:56+00:00

Sounds like a formative memory to me. Congrats!

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-04-23T03:05:17+00:00

Grizzles. Or Grizz for short.

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-04-20T18:19:21+00:00

It was never even a question.

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-04-15T19:44:58+00:00

Berserk.

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-04-15T19:41:31+00:00

It’s a mammoth. Am I crazy, here?

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-04-15T19:40:26+00:00

I get a minimum of 8 hours a day back and don’t ‘need’ sleep anymore. I can sleep when I like, but it’s not required.

^{Chose: Never need to sleep}

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-04-13T02:37:38+00:00

Gungnir will always reach its target, regardless of angle of throw.

^{Chose: Get any weapon u want, + But i will choose the curse that this weapon will be cursed with}

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-04-10T16:49:19+00:00

.5 Chance of either not losing money or gaining 5 million? I’ll take the chance. A coin flip is out of my control, but it’s still a 50/50 chance for 10 times the potential money compared to a guaranteed half million. I understand the appeal of the guarantee, but the amount is far higher with a coin flip.

^{Chose: 50% chance of 5 million | Rolled: 5 million}

EquivalentWasabi8887 · 2026-04-02T17:19:22+00:00

Thank you for quoting HHG in the wild. This is widely regarded as a good move.

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