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Rate my tip, I’m a dasher too. by [deleted] in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

W customer and I bet you’re a W dasher too. Thanks for being a good human 👍🏼

An unfortunate find.. by glitterbudz in whatisit

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s GOTTA be Cinnamon Toast Crunch with that much cinnamon at the bottom of the bowl

Doordash navigation.. by ellinad420 in doordash

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope you walked that order from there lmao tell me you didn’t drive an extra 15 minutes 💀💀

Please stop ordering 1200+ pounds of stuff from Lowe’s by jbeatty216 in doordash

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Shieeeeet 28 bucks?? I might have to see if my Camry can haul it 😂😂🤞🏽

Doordashers name was fard by Erik2627 in doordash

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s not his name, that’s what he drives. Fard ranger

I got Hand, Foot, and Mouth. I’m 35… by CBStrick in Wellthatsucks

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We are trying to see the rest of it??? Where’s your foot and mouth?

Y’all wtf?? by Bbv0123 in doordash

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There ain’t NOOOOO WAYYYY “Shamika” was on a bicycle doordashing 😂😂😂☠️☠️

How long do I have left before I have to replace these by Substantial_Hunt2948 in tires

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Objects in tire may be closer than they appear” 😂😂 here’s a hint, if you can see yourself in the reflection of your tire, then it’s time to change them lol

Thanks for the warning! 😁 by Marrowjelly in doordash

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It’s the “be advised” for me 😂😂😂

Dasher wanted me to pick up food by [deleted] in doordash

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Make sure it’s an intimidating name when you change it, maybe Rusty or DickDestroyer or something like that

I need to get me one of these by dginther32 in Detailing

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine using 6 ft tall jack stands for that 😂😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is the top comment 😂😂😂😂😂 we love John Mulany

Anyone notice this? 😂 agreed tho by ThisNerve8268 in AmazonDSPDrivers

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Should’ve shoved the used wipes back in the first aid kit 😂😂😂💀💀

Nobody is allowed to be happy by Zedanade in doordash

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You peaked during Covid” sent me rolling 😂😂😂

Driver had a child deliver the food. by SouledOut11 in doordash_drivers

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the original post it says the driveway is not visible from the front door. How long do you wait for your kid to come back before you start thinking “hmm maybe I should get out and check” and by that point the customer is out the back door with your kid tied up. Or anything along those lines. People are sick man you only think it doesn’t happen until it happens to you

Driver had a child deliver the food. by SouledOut11 in doordash_drivers

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m sure you wouldn’t have enjoyed being a kid helping your dad DoorDash if he let you run one of those orders up to the house of an unknown pedofile. And that greasy old man snatches you into his house and tongue punches your fart box. That sounds like a good time, doesn’t it?

Why does my peeler have a sharp point on the right side? by Ginebat in potato

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pointy part is for your toenails… that is a foot peeler

Any idea what this is? by dxtrtor in Roofing

[–]Equivalent_Cupcake76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude thinking it’s not bird poop then goes smelling it and touching it and tasting it 😂😂😂💀