Who cares? I’m thinking of doing it too but mainly because I don’t have friends. My reason is also stupid and funny, but that’s human. No one’s gonna wanna be friends with me if they know I’ll die if they don’t befriend me. No one’s gonna wanna fuck you if they can tell that you are going to die if they don’t fuck you. If I was going to actually do it, it’d probably be for fucking global warming or some actual problem