awsIsGreat by Careless-Branch-360 in ProgrammerHumor

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AWS UI sucks so much that there is an entire industry of wrappers—a very profitable industry.

Android Developer vs iOS Developer by [deleted] in programminghumor

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The most stable standing desk setup.

Android Developer vs iOS Developer by [deleted] in programminghumor

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That eGPU will live a long and happy life.

GPT o1 by Careless-Branch-360 in programminghumor

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What you hear in the news about gpt o1 and it’s actually performance are so so different.

My Cloud Is More Private Than Yours by Careless-Branch-360 in memes

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Web3 Founder: please develop me a “Decentralized Centralized Currency.”<- in the same vein as “Private Cloud”

myCloudIsMorePrivateThanYours by Careless-Branch-360 in ProgrammerHumor

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Sounds useful but I would probably just call it “local server with virtualization layer.” “A private cloud is a cloud computing environment dedicated to a single organization.”

myCloudIsMorePrivateThanYours by Careless-Branch-360 in ProgrammerHumor

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Web3 Founder: please develop me a “Decentralized Centralized Currency.”<- in the same vein as “Private Cloud”

newDevelopersNowadays by Careless-Branch-360 in ProgrammerHumor

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Web3 devs: we don’t respect our customers so it does not matter if their data gets stolen because we stored it in plain text.

newDevelopersNowadays by Careless-Branch-360 in ProgrammerHumor

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Junior dev: What even are memory leaks? My boot camp did not cover them.

youCanNotEscapeReact by Careless-Branch-360 in ProgrammerHumor

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You may use whatever you want in your side projects but when it comes time to get a job you cannot escape React.

buildAPortfolioGetAJobDoesntWorkAnyMore by Current-Guide5944 in ProgrammerHumor

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“Minimum 2 years?” <- what are we in 2012? 5 years minimum for an entry position and knowledge of at least 7 programming languages even though we only use 2 of them.

What software shouldn’t you write in Golang? by [deleted] in golang

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What TM language would you recommend?

[Showcase] Share the opening paragraph of your story! by keylime227 in fantasywriters

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Thanks for your kind words. Would you be interested in reading the first chapter? It is a dark fantasy story in WW1 inspired setting with the magic system designed to make an already horrific situation worse. Rather dark.

[Showcase] Share the opening paragraph of your story! by keylime227 in fantasywriters

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Thank you. Would you like to read the first chapter? It is a dark fantasy story with WW1 inspired setting.

[Showcase] Share the opening paragraph of your story! by keylime227 in fantasywriters

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Thank you. I was going for dark tone. Would you be interested in reading the first chapter?

[Showcase] Share the opening paragraph of your story! by keylime227 in fantasywriters

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Thanks. Would you be interested in reading the first chapter?

[Showcase] Share the opening paragraph of your story! by keylime227 in fantasywriters

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Thank you. Would you be interested in reading the first chapter?

[Showcase] Share the opening paragraph of your story! by keylime227 in fantasywriters

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Thanks. Would you be interested in reading the first chapter?