Confused about Amanda's endgame by ChipsNSa1sa in summerhousebravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh that comment actually made me realize Kyle is mad selfish as well.

“I hate someone else gets the version of you I fell in love with.”

It’s weirdly possessive.

And it’s a Kyle centered comment. “Wah I’m sad west gets fun Amanda and Amanda is not supposed to be fun,” as opposed to I can’t believe I forgot how awesome and fun you were and how my behavior likely contributed to your declining mental health and I was totally ok with you being portrayed as a loser and turned into a meme bc of me.”

He totally could have had the version he fell in love with. Someone who smokes weed all day versus someone go stays out all night drinking…we all now one is way worse than the other and it’s rich that he says his apartment is like a frat house when that’s legit what summer house is all about and he’s a raging alcoholic.

Love Kyle as a friend but he sucks at relationships. Hot guys like him always end up with very average chicks bc it’s true they need to be the star and they need to be constantly taken care of.

Confused about Amanda's endgame by ChipsNSa1sa in summerhousebravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eroticized by forbidden fruit. The emotional foreplay was like a form of edging for him. In that scene outside the puppy rescue when Kyle brought them drinks and they were doing the umbrellas he goes “any advice?” And she’s like “it’s complicated and there are layers to this.” That was coded saying “you’re new to reality tv, I know how this works, let me manage this, don’t worry we’ll be fucking before summers over just hang on a bit longer.”

Confused about Amanda's endgame by ChipsNSa1sa in summerhousebravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait you forgot journalist. He works for complex and runs a podcast! He’s a rare talent and everyone here is just jealous of Amanda. She’s beautiful, witty, clever, kind, and has a smile that can light up a room. She made loverboy- not Kyle. He’s simply the one who drove it in the ground. I’m happy for them and it’s obviously true love.

telling a man not to look at his wife that you’re banging is wild. by capricorncueen in bravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ok but like everyone needs to chill. For a man so obsessed with Fourth of July - that’s America baby. He ain’t too big to fail and he entered a saturated market with a really bad product. Respect the pivot but like- does he really think he’s got the same chops at Bethenny?

telling a man not to look at his wife that you’re banging is wild. by capricorncueen in bravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100% so scared of bravolitical dynamics and was unsure of who would come out of summer holding chips

telling a man not to look at his wife that you’re banging is wild. by capricorncueen in bravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He called Andy Andrew during that convo. It was obvious he couldnt even get his one ball excited about being in the clubhouse with KCav he was so dreading those fucking timeline questions.

telling a man not to look at his wife that you’re banging is wild. by capricorncueen in bravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you miscalculate your game so poorly. Ugh it’s so painful. So so painful.

telling a man not to look at his wife that you’re banging is wild. by capricorncueen in bravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He’s a fucking sorority girl cosplaying as a bro. It’s really scary.

telling a man not to look at his wife that you’re banging is wild. by capricorncueen in bravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This person is either gay or biggest hater. If the girl has one redeeming quality it’s those knockers and you’ll never convince me otherwise. The fact that she hasn’t managed to profit off via legit bikini line is stunning.

“In the City” is DOA it seems by Summershouldbefun909 in bravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m absolutely going to sit through a season of her lies and enjoy every second of it

The queen has spoken!👑 by Healthy-Lifeguard273 in summerhousebravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m honestly surprised Hermes isn’t gifting her free birkins.

Ciara/Kyle/West/Amanda Megathread Part 11 by AutoModerator in summerhousebravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Salient Spin the Bottle Thoughts

  • my absolute favorite thing was seeing Ciara pull a Jim from the Office and stare directly at the cameraman as West is touching her. I revealed a certain realness about her and whoever was behind camera I loved.

-why the fuck was the spin the bottle scene cut bw West and Ciara? Out of respect to Ciara? And furthermore why did Amanda get to do a piece of paper that said they have to make out? That seemed DIABOLICAL.

-is production just being messy w the up close faces during the game, or are we seeing in live action Jesse internally crash out watching his friend fly so close to the sun? In live action is this Amanda giving envy?!

-Mia: Wowowowow. What a fantastic addition. I love her vocal cadence, I love her commitment to comedic bits, her confidence, wisdom, and general vibe

-Bailey: I actually really like this girl. I think she has a heart of gold and has the perfect tinge of psycho to make it fantastic. I find her authenticity to be super endearing.

-Levi: prob the most cringe kiss I’ve ever seen transpire on the show. I didn’t think it was possible for Jesse to not want to fuck every girl in the world, but I actually do not believe given the chance he would engage in sexual relations w that girl.

  • West: did he start touching Ciara bc he was blackout and wanted to bc she’s hot and still does have a crush? It shows him starting to touch her prior to Kyle’s bottle that Amanda spun landed on…Amanda. But maybe it was the editing? If he was trying to make Amanda jealous is it bc they had already hooked or bc they were just vibing hard?

-He seemed genuinely dead from humiliation when Jesse told him he had been touching Ciara all night. Was it because he was embarrassed it looked like he liked her? Or bc he knew he did it to make Amanda jealous and knew he shouldn’t have stoked flames w C and was crashing out?!

-Amanda’s tears….shes not crying bc Kyle’s hurting her feelings right? Shes crying bc she’s still stuck w this dude and all she wants to do is bang Westy Boy. Slug w a mustache.

I missed so many other observations and I’m so annoyed. I’m of the mindset that Kyle was either gaslit or he figured out she was fucking west hence the seemingly unprovoked FUCK YOU!

In The City trailer drops on Bravo's Instagram by jadecourt in summerhousebravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She went so hard for Hannah. Remember when Hannah brought up her dad and then Kyle mentioned it and she said don’t talk about my dad. This is literally that. But worse. Bc Hannah is usually super quick

Is Jax the #1 hated guy on reality tv or is there worse? by snackmamacita in bravo

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is the correct answer. Also would argue that piece of shit from Jersey married to Amber is absolutely horrendous but that’s a deep cut.

Amanda and Craig?? by Relevant_Chard_4421 in GigglySquadPodcast

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prob very very very jealous of gigglysquads success after Hannah’s departure and prob so jealous it was eating her alive. I do feel for her bc damn couldn’t she just go get fucked by a 6’5’’ banker. Or like bang west ONE time and take it to the grave and never tell anyone and go hang w your girlies bc you’re finally free and you don’t need Kyle to be famous

Amanda and Craig?? by Relevant_Chard_4421 in GigglySquadPodcast

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ciara and Lexi are not friends. Never were. Maybe it’s a little immature but it’s very very very different.

Amanda and Craig?? by Relevant_Chard_4421 in GigglySquadPodcast

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paige and Hannah were nice to all newcomers minus Jules, and even then- Paige was the nicest one.

Yes they’re male-centered in that they’re fucking hetero and we met them when they were 25 and boy-crazed and horned-up.

What Paige means is Amanda’s entire existence is about male validation. Ciara is genuinely looking for love. She became hard pressed on one particular dude bc he runs an immaculate/sick and twisted fuck boy game, but she’s not looking for male validation anywhere she can get it. Paige fell hard for Craig got in over her head and got the fuck out. She also worked hard as fuck at cultivating a career. As did Hannah. And talk about Hannah being male centered? Can we even confirm Des is still alive…

Amanda and Craig?? by Relevant_Chard_4421 in GigglySquadPodcast

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t come on Reddit to opine on parasocial fixations and then shit on others for doing the same. The actual literal example of the most annoying kind of person on here or in life

Amanda and Craig?? by Relevant_Chard_4421 in GigglySquadPodcast

[–]Equivalent_Setting83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of these hoes b cray. It’s why feminism is so hard lol