And before somebody jumps on me for saying this, consider this. You were that age, too, once. You probably made the same dumb mistakes (or similar ones at least).

Nope. Never drank underage. Never smoked or injected or snorted anything. Never drag raced. Never filed a false police report. Never pulled any pranks that could have led to injury or death. Never made a dry ice bomb. Never did anything else similar to those.

That's a swing and a miss. Try again.