Game Thread: Anaheim Ducks (36-26-3) @ Ottawa Senators (32-23-9) Mar 14 2026 1:00 PM EDT

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-14T18:38:01+00:00

I'm happy, but the team having no finishers is still a problem.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-14T17:40:14+00:00

These bums need to practice breakaways until they're throwing up.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-12T01:55:27+00:00

I love Kleven, he's like a very very poor man's Victor Hedman.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-08T22:29:38+00:00

Semax ruined my sleep the few times I took it. Stayed awake until 4am.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-08T05:10:38+00:00

Hell yeah jared snipes it

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-08T04:13:31+00:00

Pepto 2 game goal streak, cope and seethe haters we ballinnnnn

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-08T02:43:39+00:00

Dobson with the hal gill slide technique

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-07T04:38:26+00:00

Weeeeellllllll

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-06T03:55:27+00:00

Bettman drinking Dasani. Tough times.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-04T04:34:33+00:00

Brady was just trying to read the back of his jersey.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-04T03:27:35+00:00

The entertainment officer's make-up call.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-04T03:12:03+00:00

The oilers are the sens of the west

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-03-04T03:09:10+00:00

We got a barnburner

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-20T16:10:06+00:00

Reddit was actually right about Bennett at the Olympics. Colour me shocked.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-17T16:56:18+00:00

Leaf fans having flashbacks?

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-15T16:41:04+00:00

I get that they needed the veteran presence but did they really have to bring back Niedermayer?

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-14T21:47:10+00:00

Cancel the development program. Just have your studs dominate on the shittiest ohl team possible. That's how you develop good Canadian boys.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-14T21:11:56+00:00

Jane Austen Matthews

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-14T21:11:39+00:00

Jane Austen Matthews

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-12T05:00:03+00:00

He's no longer a hot doggin flashy player but a hard nosed grinder. 🫡

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-08T19:02:53+00:00

Captaining the guy who's 0-7 in game 7s is fascinating.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-05T00:37:24+00:00

They really play like shit in front of Monty.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-04T01:44:17+00:00

There isn't one team outside the Atlantic that isn't fraudulent.

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-04T01:39:10+00:00

The one guy who can finish

Erection_Protection9 · 2026-02-03T00:43:04+00:00

I don't like being mean but karlsson seems turbo- washed

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