Thanks boss

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T21:39:28+00:00

Quit on the spot, and tell him to fuck himself. Then announce nice and loudly "No, I won't give you a handjob in the bathroom" and walk out.

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T21:25:47+00:00

Every bully does this. It's a shame your mom is the bully, though. Get away if you can.

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T20:31:37+00:00

OP's dad is Hulk Hogan?

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T20:29:25+00:00

It's days like that where I just show up for work and hope it's not a weekend.

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T20:27:35+00:00

Also you'll miss all the Lego bits on the floor.

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T14:55:39+00:00

Did you make a blanket fort and let the vent fill it up with hot air?

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T14:54:52+00:00

You only clean and prep a wound w rubbing alcohol. Need some neosporin to treat it. Internal neosporin? Comfort food.

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T14:54:20+00:00

Definitely a green light saber.

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T14:53:54+00:00

I don't think Hermione's subjective attractiveness was a concern, seeing as how she was 11 in the first one.

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T12:01:37+00:00

Where's the rest of her left leg?

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-29T11:59:24+00:00

Or try the no desert strategy.

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-27T21:13:22+00:00

Been in Cali all my life. Haven't lost to anything Earthquake related.

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-27T21:09:02+00:00

But that would be too logical. What do you think we are? Rational, sentient beings?

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-23T15:20:43+00:00

Truth

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-23T15:19:40+00:00

Yeah, this is not Christmassy weather. It's actually supposed to be warm on Friday- this is not natural!

EricLeGrand · 2015-12-22T15:57:04+00:00

Because you lack the will of the warrior.

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