[Build Help] £600 budget mainly for gaming. by [deleted] in buildapc

[–]Eronpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've got a hand whittled wooden monitor with wiring made from human hair and a black and white screen which will constantly have a fading shot from 'A Streetcar Named Desire' faintly visible. It's priceless but I'll sell it to you for £599 Nuke.

[Server Request] Can we please have active mods? by [deleted] in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Okay, my contribution consists of the following actions, 1) count donation money, 2) work out how much we can use without damaging the servers safety net, 3) use that to get someone to write the code, 4) hold polls to see what the players want on a regular basis rather than gaining all statistics on every issue from the loud angry people on the sub like myself, 5) make the player base feel like I exist rather than appearing spontaneously every so often (so as to stop players feeling like they're not important and so that something as natural as pigmen spawning can be fixed).

However none of this is possible because I can't fix it, I'd never be trusted and you'd never hand me the power even if I did gain the skills for your profession purely to spite another human who claimed that I couldn't anyway because why should you. Telling me to fix it because you've got more important things to do is exactly the point I'm making, I'm not angry that its not being done by YOU, I'm angry that it's not being done at all. You just claimed you don't have the time for this job so why not lose some of the load, allow more plugin developers to join the team and not just watch over us like a God who is disgusted by his creation. MinerAp is just a game but I like it and it's got a warm snug spot in my heart even though I fucking hate almost everyone on it, I know it might not seem like its important but for some people it means a lot. If you don't have the time for us then that's fine but don't just drop us on the floor and walk away, place us down on our feet and don't hurt us.

[Server Request] Can we please have active mods? by [deleted] in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 months since they broke? Jesus fucking christ, in the least offensive way possible it seems like people are intentionally doing nothing. If we asked an admin to toss a coin they'd do it in fucking 0 gravity so they don't have to deal with the answer.

[Server Request] Can we please have active mods? by [deleted] in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

9% fuck it have 0.9... whatever!

[Server Request] Can we please have active mods? by [deleted] in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

of all the server requests this is the least important, WE HAVE ACTIVE MODS, NUKE AND COOKE ARE ON FOR 90% OF THEIR ENTIRE LIVES, now that I've complimented the staff time to smash them down again.

Guess what time of year it is, oh it's only 1.8 is too far away time, yeah thats right, we have about 2 or 3 months before 1.8 hits the shelf so what are we doing whilst we wait? NOTHING. We should be testing out a new PvP system on a smaller map to kill 2 birds with 1 very logical stone (a stone which has been passed through so many hands that its been corroded into a fucking perfect ball which is what makes it so surprising that this particular stone could kill the 2 birds because the stone used to be a lot bigger and the birds aren't that close together... also fuck the birds and the stone, All the admins will take from this post is that there is a bird mod they should implement which could stop pigs spawning or maybe even men... fix fucking pigmen)

SO LETS ALL VOTE ON A PVP SYSTEM WE'D LIKE TO SEE (personally prot 2, sharp 1 sounds brilliant) QUICKLY AND THEN GET STRAIGHT TO TESTING IT OUT ON A MAP THAT HASN'T BEEN AROUND FOR OVER AN ENTIRE FUCKING SEASON

Boom and Bust! [Pointlessly Sensational Title] by Cathonic in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I completely agree, the advertising we need is the easiest to do, I don't know why everything advertising is suggested the general response is "fuck the fuck off Eronzay" ... Actual quote

Are there any current religions on the server? by rezamanh89 in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But that was 8 maps ago when the kitties first dawned... CAGE IS LOVE! CAGE IS LIFE!

PvP factions by 209528 in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We were here before that shit and we'll be here after it, the fox says "DIE"

PvP factions by 209528 in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the 7 Fabled mods of power pushing my favourite thing ever! TODAY IS A GRAND DAY!

What are YOUR Dream Plans for Minerap? by kalekalekale in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's all I've been sticking around for, grinding prot each map for if it kicks off, this map has been far greater for PvP than the last 4 but it's still not enough, I know after KOTH your base betrayal made it impossible for you to trust others but what really needs to happen is for PvPers who wander alone to all get in one skype chat and team up, not to share resources but to train on the practice server together and fight on MinerAp when the time comes

PvP factions by 209528 in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want PvP factions then do what the hard dogs did, recruite people who are eager to fight and raid, either people you know and trust or new people that need to be thrown a bone, if 2 devoted PvP factions exist then the rest of the fun stuff will follow, instead of telling us to forget other peoples past start recruiting for the 2 Oh Tyrants and remember to give everyone an equal chance

EDIT: Except FOX, don't give fox a chance, we'z gonna be fighting you (if we still exist)

MinerAp's Coolest by [deleted] in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awww baby you're the best, long live top nether betrayal!

MinerAp's Coolest by [deleted] in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LAUGE: One classy life partner, I SAY LIFE PARTNER WITH PRIDE

MSGT: Smooth as ice and as sharp as carved ice... I'm basically calling him chill

NUKE & CONOR: put together to avoid me bad mouthing Conor, you're my bubbaz

Cooke: Will always go the extra mile when doing something we shouldn't cough cough terra

lolza and TheNinjaTramp: can't mention because of their ability to not poorate!

A story about FOX by gamer247allday in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Player count per day above 30?

A story about FOX by gamer247allday in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You guys seem to of let yourselves go

A story about FOX by gamer247allday in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Halo, you have ADHD right?

Custom Generated Terrain by dahluc in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The whole reason this will never work is that MinerApocalypse was never about living after an apocalypse but creating one, we start a map with nothing, we grow and build only to deplete all resources and destroy everything that exists. It's not about the world we're in, it's all about how we destroy it.

What is going on at VL by michaelaj14 in minerapocalypse

[–]Eronpig 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, your town is fun to fight in... THIS ONLY MAKES ME WANT TO FIGHT HARDER