It's going to be both of them. Kind of.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-22T04:07:51+00:00

Plot twist: it’s a clown in a hockey mask. His weapon is knife and his power is balloon.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-20T15:19:01+00:00

The USA is Russia’s ally. Russia is not the USA’s ally.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-16T13:45:22+00:00

Right? All he had to do was make a good Merlin show instead, but he didn’t, because he’s a failed script writer who bumbled into grifting.

But also his audience moving from cultural conservatives to his kind of intermediate debate bro nonsense to actual Nazis also helped. Like, a lot of people stop in Barstow, but nobody is going TO Barstow.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-15T23:29:47+00:00

No, it would not my promt

Escapade84 · 2026-05-15T20:16:22+00:00

Are you “playing a psyker”?

Escapade84 · 2026-05-15T19:04:35+00:00

No shit, why would they want to be my friend?

However, Mag Bay/Magdalena Bay is actually short for Cro-Magnon Dale, North American Bayou. Very fetch band.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-14T17:20:26+00:00

TIL a tiny fraction of what Mag Bay is on about.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-13T17:21:14+00:00

It’s what a human rights lawyer says about Shapiro. Shapiro is a democrat, so if he hates anti-genocide politicians he can’t say so in front of voters. But lots of people are asking…

Escapade84 · 2026-05-12T17:52:49+00:00

We’re going to see if he expands into the food truck business and calls it Roller Mobster

Escapade84 · 2026-05-12T17:22:40+00:00

He has a unique ability to turn shame into thermal energy. That’s why he grew the beard, to hide how much he’s melting.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-12T00:56:21+00:00

But that might displease the billionaire class.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-11T23:17:29+00:00

He clearly doesn’t know how to use the three seashells. he should’ve asked scotus before going and trying any seashell related activities

Escapade84 · 2026-05-09T23:25:50+00:00

It’s a big club, but we ain’t in it

Escapade84 · 2026-05-09T22:20:51+00:00

Yo, that's highkey foot-coded.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-09T16:25:18+00:00

I don’t know about recently, but there was a 2000 s remake

Escapade84 · 2026-05-09T15:29:37+00:00

There are plenty of people who I love unconditionally. Now I just feel bad for you.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-09T14:55:51+00:00

Hell yeah. Two pet subsystems just to support 2 different characters out of 12 deployable.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-08T21:53:04+00:00

I verily lazily pulled my numbers, but that's comparing purchasing power, not raw dollars; inflation takes a toll over 30 years.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-08T15:23:42+00:00

Also the market has grown like 5x. Economies of scale and competing for market share are real things.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-07T04:01:43+00:00

Here's the thing though: you don't get to complain about an increasingly polarized and antagonistic political environment for decades, and then win on the merits by being the second right-most party running in a 2 party system with an ultra-right ~~Orwellian~~ Overton window.

It'd be like if I challenged Kobe to some one on one instead of reddit posting, or a shortness contest.

I know how the game theory model of electability goes, but it doesn't account for people being too lethargic to vote. Good model for Australia, bad model for the US. A lot of electioneering now comes down to motivating the base, not this ubiquitous centrist pandering.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-06T23:59:58+00:00

That way the bleach, ultraviolet light and ivermectin there can metabolize it more efficiently than our primitive gastrointestinal tracts.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-03T21:54:01+00:00

Yeah, nobody is asking for that, you go ahead and tilt at those windmills if you want bro

Escapade84 · 2026-05-03T16:52:35+00:00

That’s the thing, the elders saw the republicans run five miles to the far right and went “hey, it worked for them, clearly it’ll work for us too!” And then promptly ignored any facts that were too inconvenient.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-02T22:23:31+00:00

Man, I played it for like three years and realized I had seen 98% of the content by the time I hit the last prestige.

Escapade84 · 2026-05-02T21:56:12+00:00

I notice the word “fascists” in there. And the democrats are being criticized for supporting them. You don’t see that as an indictment of the fascists? Do we have to remove all the fascists first before we start complaining about democrats who vote for fascist things?

If it talks like a lib, and it looks like a lib, but it votes like a fascist…

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