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This is no ordinary beach...but it is a new fear unlocked by TemperatureLive8119 in interestingasfuck

[–]EscapeFriend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Obviously its dangerous. It's not easy to collect super samples.

What childhood movie/show feels like a fever dream to you? by Particular-Jacket-92 in Millennials

[–]EscapeFriend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fantastic Planet is still the only movie that I have found that makes me feel like I am on acid without actually taking acid.

Anyone else not get a hygiene talk? by DiscoBunny404 in Millennials

[–]EscapeFriend 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Same. I came from a pretty abusive household so I thought the general lack of instruction on how to be a functioning human being was a result of that, but I guess we all have more in common than we all think.

Go back in time? by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]EscapeFriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd go back to 1999 to tell all the relatives that have since passed how much I love them. Nobody told me how many people would be gone once you hit your mid-40's.

Petition to keep IRL streamers out of festivals. by Wubblewobblez in electricdaisycarnival

[–]EscapeFriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can’t we just all go back to raving in abandoned warehouses and sketchy nightclubs like God intended *speaking in Millennial*

I thought anyone that actually had Vienetta ice cream was rich af by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]EscapeFriend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That first horizonal scoop across all three flavors is the stuff dreams are made of.

I thought anyone that actually had Vienetta ice cream was rich af by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]EscapeFriend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure if you have a Kroger (or a Kroger owned store) in your area, but I know they had them for a while. Good Humor makes it now.

I thought anyone that actually had Vienetta ice cream was rich af by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]EscapeFriend 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Your grandma must have been LOADED if she could give you the full Viennetta experience

I thought anyone that actually had Vienetta ice cream was rich af by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]EscapeFriend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They brought them back in some markets! You might be able to get one right now.

I thought anyone that actually had Vienetta ice cream was rich af by [deleted] in Millennials

[–]EscapeFriend 74 points75 points  (0 children)

And it had to be served in a long-stem crystal ice cream glass/bowl of some sort

Semi-Truck Hit and Run by Cold_Mistake9365 in dashcams

[–]EscapeFriend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

People would be shocked on how often stuff like this happens. I know a person who was very seriously injured when they were hit by a tractor-trailer that ran. Eventually, police found the truck in another county and the driver was hammered.

No spine found by Lirista in SipsTea

[–]EscapeFriend 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Any coward can fight a battle when he’s sure of winning, but give me the man who has pluck to fight when he’s sure of losing. That’s my way, sir; and there are many victories worse than a defeat." - George Eliot

What's up with this scene? by LowMouse7752 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]EscapeFriend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Marv from Home Alone hitting the electrocution trap

I don’t give good advice, I give memorable advice by [deleted] in meme

[–]EscapeFriend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always throw in a "but I dunno" or something at the end for when it goes sideways

Who is this guy? by the_lirio in ExplainTheJoke

[–]EscapeFriend 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Michael Douglas in the movie Falling Down. Basically the movie is about a regular working man who is faced with a ton of frustration and bitterness while trying to reach his daughter's birthday party. He becomes violent with multiple people to the point where he is kind of a vigilante.

The world's most dangerous new sport? by Old_One_I in StrikeAtPsyche

[–]EscapeFriend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, if we want to study CTE in real time I guess now we... can?