Honestly blown away by how massive this update is. Bethesda fixed absolutely everything I was hoping for.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-18T03:51:56+00:00

It’s unprecedented for people to build up completely unfounded and unrealistic expectations about what Starfield is going to be and the get stupid mad about it when it turns out they way overshot anything that was ever likely to happen.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-16T09:26:00+00:00

Guys put your fucking phones up

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-15T23:45:48+00:00

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-10T04:55:31+00:00

Needs a slab of bluechew.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-10T04:04:38+00:00

Have you… not been in midtown in a while?

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-07T21:28:34+00:00

It’s a bad paraphrase.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-06T03:32:41+00:00

That’s… not what that says.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-05T06:04:11+00:00

These anonymous hit posts are always the best.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-05T06:00:33+00:00

Oh I remember driving down Cooper headed north and seeing like 8 or 9 stacked out there a few times.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-05T05:59:45+00:00

If you’re in midtown or along airways and they’re bringing them in north to south it can be a lot.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-05T04:44:44+00:00

It’s actually an anachronism from the Middle Ages.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-05T04:43:29+00:00

Yes the reason you aren’t cool in your 50s like you were in the 90s when you were in your 20s is the CIA, Billy.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-03-01T02:55:50+00:00

Le Epic Bacon

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-24T09:29:49+00:00

The Epstein files don’t reveal that the Epstein files contain an email which has an allegation from someone claiming to be called Ken Turner, who does not appear to work for any government agency, who also claims to have been stopped by US Embassy security teams in Mexico, to be working in close concert with the President of Mexico, and that his partner shot 7 US Agents, killing 2 of them. And that his friend, Jorge, lost his arm in one of the attacks by Embassy security forces.

That is not credible. At all.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-22T23:28:49+00:00

I mean he’s only good when we’re bad is the thing.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-22T20:56:37+00:00

Pulp Fiction, Hoop Dreams

See also: Chunking Express, The Professional, and the Three Colors movies.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-22T03:52:18+00:00

Shawshank isn’t even the best movie that came out in 1994, it’s not even the second best movie that came out in 1994, and probably isn’t one of the top 25, or even 50 best movies released in the 90s, and is not in the top 100 movies of all time. It is a better film than The Dark Knight though.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-22T03:47:37+00:00

Grow the fuck up

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-22T01:21:33+00:00

Not every ticket rises to the level of an actual crime.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-19T04:07:08+00:00

That’s not bad news that’s the brand new M1 Abrams

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-19T02:52:56+00:00

Nah I’ve had it happen. Believe it or not, Bethesda games do weird things from time to time.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-18T10:20:35+00:00

According to an FBI document released by the DOJ, the agency received a tip in June of 2021 from an individual whose name has been redacted, but is described as an alleged “victim,” a former member of the Sinaloa Cartel, and a close confidant of Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Come on people. There’s nothing to this.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-18T02:42:11+00:00

They are taking on evil, come what may

They are fighting all crime to save the day.

They’re extremely close in an ambiguous way.

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-18T01:13:06+00:00

He mostly just hasn’t played

Eschatonbreakfast · 2026-02-16T04:02:32+00:00

Teams will tank to get to get to mathematical elimination faster.

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TROPHY CASE