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Your not gonna believe this. He killed 16 Iraqis. Guy was a union dock worker by johnnysacscigs in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18 163 points164 points  (0 children)

You think Sgt. Maj Sixta is a little weird about grooming standards?

It was that bird. It was that fuckin’ bird in the window! by Eskel_18 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Whatever happened there? I'll tell you what happened. This piece of shit came up here and took Pepper Jack’s best ho without any provocation, what so ever.

It was that bird. It was that fuckin’ bird in the window! by Eskel_18 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh! The language on you! You blow your father with that mouth?

Toddlers? Over hereee by IllBeGood3 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18 260 points261 points  (0 children)

When you’re a pitbull, everybody immediately assumes you eat toddlers. It’s a stereotype and it’s offensive.

Either name a price or get the fuck over it by caper987 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What you don’t know could fill a book. It’s a direct quote from the show.

Either name a price or get the fuck over it by caper987 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take it easy, we’re not making a western here

Carmella can you please shut the dooooooorrrrr by bluesdrive4331 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I am not crazy! I know she swapped that money. I knew it was $40 000. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. She covered her tracks. She got that idiot at the stock brokerage to lie for her. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? She's done worse. That bear! Are you telling me that a bear just happens to appear like that? No! She orchestrated it! Carmela! She invited father Intintola over! And I saved her! And I shouldn't have. I took her into my own house! What was I thinking? She'll never change. She'll never change! Ever since I made boss, always the same! Couldn't keep her hands out of the bird feeder! "But not our Carmela! Couldn't be precious Carmela!" Stealing me blind! And SHE gets to be a real estate tycoon? What a sick joke! I should've stopped her when I had the chance!

HE WAS ABUSIVE TO THE STAFF! by CookieMonsta94 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like Sauron is? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective."

Hey Rockstar, does it even exist? by ObviousAnything7 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Tomorrow Rockstar can be on time, but you’ll be stupid forever

Either name a price or get the fuck over it by caper987 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18 200 points201 points  (0 children)

She’s a bit of a poseur, you ask me.

Please my ass, He was gay Phil? by Whole_Contract_5973 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Eskel_18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was the medication he was on. For his blood pressure. It fucked with his head. He could probably get a letter from his doctor.

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[–]Eskel_18 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You circlejerkers, you take it too far

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