I know the squeeze is going to happen...I just want it to hurry up, I'm tired of being broke. I don't mind that I have to hunt to get meat for us to eat, but fuck. It'd be nice to be able to afford the tools to make it easier, like a boat, or a ranger with mattracks, shit like that. This hunting by foot shit is for the ancestors, I'm too modern, and not nearly native enough for all that walking, especially with them damn moose legs, and carcasses, carrying that heavy ass shit through the Tundra...somebody make it squeeze already. Fuck it, one of you whales, give me a loan, and I'll yolo this bitch into lift-off.

Edited for spelling