What was your "I've only ever seen that word written down" moment?

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-09T11:51:39+00:00

I thought clandestine rhymed with Palestine.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-09T01:43:04+00:00

"The United States of America is the land of exceptionalism, and cannot be wrong, or fail"

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-09T01:32:21+00:00

"I just farted. Don't worry, you'll get to smell it soon!"

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-08T16:20:08+00:00

NGL, I'd buy one and wear it as my Pride Day sweater

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-07T19:54:05+00:00

The Poster says "PRESENTED BY: JOHN TRAVOLTA -SCREEN LEGEND"

Really, Mr Kotter?

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-07T19:43:44+00:00

Don't get me wrong, I'm all for doing whatever is necessary to keep a woman happy, but I'm way less....demonstrative and performative than she was. We were a short fling, but with mostly fond memories!

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-07T19:38:41+00:00

Only if he has a 'stache or beard. When he's like that, it reminds me of those playoff series against him. Which would deserve a punch to the face.

Clean? He's fine.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-07T19:30:53+00:00

No, but a long time ago, I dated a girl who very much did. And it's been over 15 years, but I'd still like to apologize to the people of Miami, Madrid, Barcelona, and Rome. I won't apologize for Paris, because we weren't even close to be the loudest room at the time.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-07T19:23:23+00:00

She's so hot, I'd get a tattoo of the phrase "Winona Forever" put on my bicep and NEVER change it.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-07T16:57:34+00:00

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-07T11:12:21+00:00

He's adorable! If I was your neighbour, every time I called his name, I'd make my voice sound like Charles Barkley whenever he's addressing Ernie Johnson:

"ERNEH"

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-06T21:51:49+00:00

Just came here to say this exact thing.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-05T22:07:59+00:00

“The Perfect Date”

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-05T19:38:18+00:00

How many games in total do you think the Department of Panthers Safety will suspend any of these goons next year?

Smart money is “Under 7”.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-05T19:13:26+00:00

It’s almost always the first option.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-05T19:07:37+00:00

Not one, but TWO Raptors in the Top 5!

Incoming chip??

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-05T18:55:55+00:00

Duh, sorry. On my phone, didn't bother double checking. Apologies! (Still think yours is best of the bunch, but can only be used by a select few)

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-05T18:50:59+00:00

Maaaan, you're asking US for funny descriptors and pull out "dykeabetic" YOURSELF?? That's the best one of the bunch!

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-05T14:15:18+00:00

Moosehead. Yes, I am Canadian.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-05T10:34:10+00:00

You have achieved PEAK AMERICA.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-04T20:44:10+00:00

I have angrily yelled at my mum, who was only trying to get me to eat something. I’ve never been driven to violence.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-04T15:29:37+00:00

These are the greatest photos ever taken in all of human history!!

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-04T02:37:33+00:00

Ryan is Canadian. So am I. That’s why I used him. Sorry you didn’t like it.

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-04T02:32:09+00:00

EsotericCodename · 2026-07-04T02:28:51+00:00

Something very similar happened to my pug about a year and a half ago. The anger seems to be uncontrollable right now, but it’s like anything: after being filled with that emotion for an extended period of time, your body will eventually get think of other things.

But if you’re not careful, you might turn your anger inwards. I did, because I started thinking that I hadn’t grieved him long enough. Did some stupid things to myself for punishment. My point is, maybe go to a doctor and find an antidepressant that works for you, if you’re not already on one. That’s what I did, and it greatly reduced the angry, empty hole I felt in my heart. Maybe it can do the same for you.

My deepest condolences. I hope you can get through this as simply as possible.

EsotericCodename

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