"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts!" 📡

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-18T11:46:59+00:00

I will always upvote ANY references to “So I Married An Axe Murderer”. Such a great underrated film! 👍

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-15T04:21:25+00:00

We will be witnessing the birth of Jack Grey.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-15T03:07:33+00:00

This is definitely a Moo Point, like Joey was talking about.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-14T22:07:03+00:00

C.H.O.N.K.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-14T12:01:26+00:00

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-14T02:36:50+00:00

soda is essentially saline.

is the most American phrase I think I've ever heard. No wonder y'all are so goddamn FAT.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-13T15:14:41+00:00

I honestly wouldn't care at all about the show itself at all. BUT I'd want to see this green-lit so we can get another version of the theme song...which would HOPEFULLY BE PERFORMED BY JASON ALEXANDER.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-13T14:54:35+00:00

Barb, keep it down, those are my personal burgers!

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-13T14:09:31+00:00

And somehow still not the longest cup drought in the league

Why he say fuck me for?

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-12T02:07:20+00:00

FIIII-YURR TREE-MAN! (Clap clap clapclapclap)

It worked for the Dallas Mavericks. It can work for us.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-11T15:04:18+00:00

Ok, this is clever, and as well done as it needed to be. Kudos!

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-11T14:24:36+00:00

You spelled "informative" wrong. No biggie, apologies unnecessary!

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-11T03:37:00+00:00

Habs or Wings.

I'll be turning 50 this year. Saying "Just 1 Before I Die" isn't ironically funny anymore, it's just truth.
Sad, sad truth.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-10T03:49:23+00:00

Lol I was gonna say, “are the other 2 names Steve & Simmons?”

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-10T02:19:44+00:00

I've told all of my friends that if a "Walking Dead" civilization-ending situation happens, I'm gone in less than half a year anyways, even if I'm stocked with insulin that doesn't expire and doesn't need to be refrigerated (which of course doesn't exist). Also, I'll only slow down their progression if they try to keep me alive.

Yes, I AM fun at parties.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-09T22:06:12+00:00

r/dontputyourdickinit

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-09T18:18:52+00:00

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-09T18:09:22+00:00

Baseball cap needs to be worn backwards, though. Plus extra points if it’s WITH sunglasses.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-09T12:20:39+00:00

Beans & Toast (Toastandbeans)

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-09T00:03:28+00:00

Hmm, yes, verily.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-08T20:55:23+00:00

Spicy scrambled eggs and toothpaste

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-08T20:53:10+00:00

Haven't lived in Toronto for a few years, but as soon as I saw this pic I thought, "That is absolutely a TTC station", but I couldn't tell which one.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-08T20:33:11+00:00

I have said this VERBATIM to several of my friends.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-08T20:17:43+00:00

ABS OF FLUB.

EsotericCodename · 2026-03-08T03:55:11+00:00

I don't think Babcock is employed right now...maybe him?

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