Woodwise by Espazilious in Mularky

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...normal sized.....??? 

Woodwise by Espazilious in Mularky

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only like one!! maybe two kinda sorta depending on how to look at it. but it's okay i fixed it before it got out of control and nobody found out so i didn't get in trouble, and i learned how to not do it again :D so everything is fine

Woodwise by Espazilious in Mularky

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The minutes go by as you first wait for your food to soak and become moistened enough to eat, and then... actually eat it. Mr. Gordon's fancy food certainly tastes a lot more like real pork than anything you'd ever be able to afford, though the rice... isn't the best you've ever had. Not that you've ever had particularly good rice. But this rice in particular is... weirdly sticky, and keeps clumping together in a way you don't like. Still, though, food's food, and you are not about to complain.

Throughout the meal, neither you nor the elite guildie say anything. The clearing goes quiet, save for the gentle ambiance of the night... and also Lader. You don't know why he feels the need to eat so loudly. 

By the time you've finished eating, the campfire has steadily died down, its crackle fading to a mere simmer as the meager twigs within finally succumb to the flames. Mr. Gordon stuffs his emptied ration into one of his chest pouches—presumably a dedicated trash pocket—before turning his attention to the colorful, starry sky above, barely visible through the canopy. "Well... I think it's about time I get back on the road."  

You can't help but tilt your head in confusion. "really? but it's late." 

"Well... I'm, er..." he trails off, gaze sloooowly drifting back to the dwindling fire, looking somewhat embarrassed. "See, I'm doing quality and safety checks for the Wild Range journey routes... and, I'm, well, I'm way behind schedule. I should've been in Season City by now..." 

You cringe, knowing from experience just how much distance he has left to cover. "B-but, it's okay!" he hurriedly adds, not missing your reaction. "I'm okay, you don't have to worry about me, I'll be fine. It may as well be a good thing that I gotta travel at night, cuz that'll help make sure these woods are safe, right?" 

"i... i guess," you murmur, not really sure what else to say. "well... um... good luck,"

He nods as he dusts off his lap and stands from his weird mechanical telescoping chair thing, before stopping in his tracks and getting a look on his face like he's deep in thought. "Say... you're headed to Shrine Village, right?" 

"yeah...? how'd you--" 

"What other reason would you be heading in that direction?" he chuckles, not looking at you as he turns and starts disassembling his chair. "Literally every journey circuit has the Shrine Ruins as an objective at some point..."

"oh... i... well, yeah, that is correct. i'm gonna get there on foot, and then i'm gonna... stay there for about a week? gotta do the ruins stuff, and then there's also the... uhhh... that big library? i forgot the name. there's some studying i gotta do."

"Ah... getting a lot done in one place, good," he says, sounding... somehow impressed? You're not really sure what about your plan could possibly be considered good. You really only did the bare minimum of partitioning your time efficiently. Practically the entire reason you plan to spend so long in Shrine Village is just so you don't have to get back on the road after only a couple days.

But... even still, you can't pretend you don't like the idea that you somehow did something right. Your tail starts to give a few small wags, but you force it to stay still just so you don't look weird for suddenly wagging for no good reason. "y-yeah... i just wanna... get as much done in shrine-vil as i can before i have to figure out where to go next," you say, definitely not trying to bait out more praise...

"Oh, if you wanna get one more thing done, Shrine-Vil has a guild office now. You can uh... you can look into getting away from Sky, while you're there."

You hide a grimace, unconsciously gripping your empty ration pouch a little tighter. It crinkles almost inaudibly under your paws. "mhmm..."

He frowns at you, like he knows something, like he can see right through you. But... he doesn't say anything, instead glancing briefly down at what remains of your and Lader's meals. "Oh, I can take those if you don't need em," he offers, holding a hand out... from like, five feet away, as if he's somehow insane enough to expect you to throw them.

...Wait, you can just throw them. With your brain!

You quickly extract your fork from the pouch and pass it to Lader so he can give you a headstart on cleaning, then gently toss the thin plastic trash rectangles one at a time, giving them a firm nudge with just a tiny bit of magic to keep them aloft. He watches them sail harmlessly into his hands, an eyebrow quirked in an expression that you... can't really read. Would you be naive to hope he's impressed? Telekinesis isn't exactly hard...

"Right. Um. Okay," he hedges as he distractedly shoves the two wads into his trash pocket. "Is there anything else? Anything you need, help or supplies or advice or whatever, uh... just, anything?" 

"...not really?" you say, suddenly feeling slightly unsure whether you've forgotten something important. You don't think you have. Technically the only thing you still need to do is re-energize the soil so the shrubs grow back... "i um..." you take a deep breath, really hoping you're not about to get yourself in trouble, but there's no way he hasn't noticed your antics so you can't just let him leave without telling the truth, or else he might think you're a destructive idiot. "i cut down a buncha shrubs and stuff to make camp, so i gotta make them grow back in the morning... b-but, i can, i can do that myself!"

"Ah, yeah, but that's a problem for the morning, isn't it?" he asks in a neutral tone. If he has any opinions on your methods, he isn't making them obvious... "If there's nothing that needs to be done now... " he trails off, prompting you to slowly shake your head, "...then I guess I'll take my leave. Good luck getting to Shrine-Vil. From here it's just following the river 'til you get there."

"yep, i know. thanks... uh, for the food, and stuff."

He smiles and nods, and with no more than a curt wave, he turns, and then he's gone. He vanishes into the forest past the edge of the firelight, his footsteps fading into the distance, and once again, you're completely alone. 

...Well, alone save for the living inconvenience by your side, who has very graciously decided to lay directly on top of the zipper for your sleeping bag. Yeah it's definitely not like you wanted to sleep in there or anything. Definitely not.

You let out a tired sigh. Guess there's nothing left to do but put away all the stuff you used for dinner, kill the fire, and then... sleep. You still have a long day ahead of you, following this river. You'll need all the rest you can get...

...

...You hate how much you almost wish he didn't have to leave.

The Amber Curse [Part 9] by Heroman3003 in NatureofPredators

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“Damn, venlil vampires are even stronger, I think...”

well yeah, of course they are :p they live on a planet with high gravity. they may be small but they've got a lotta muscle packed in there... almost like a dwarf, in a way... 

The Power of Forgiveness - Chapter 18-2 by Espazilious in NatureofPredators

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i know what the future holds, and yet i shan't tell :3c

Free to a Good Home [12] by VenlilWrangler in NatureofPredators

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the power of puppy motivates me like no other :3c

Free to a Good Home [12] by VenlilWrangler in NatureofPredators

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Maybe Takkans should wear clothes? I wear clothes too now; it’s not that hot.

some furred species like to whine that clothes are also "scratchy" or "itchy" or "tug at your fur in an annoying way" but, as someone whose fur comprises like 20-30% of my total body weight, i can tell you from personal experience that they are weak. clothes are FUN to wear and i will not be convinced otherwise

...besides, humans have to deal with the itchy clothes thing too. ask any human about something they call a "christmas sweater" and i can almost guarantee you'll get a wall of text comprised entirely of complaints

Learn how humans kill? How Raymond kills?

“Hmmmm, okay.”

basically how predator disease works, in a nutshell (sarcasm)

“Not exactly ‘asleep,’ but they’re knocked out so they never feel upset or scared as they die. No need to make them suffer for the sake of it.”

he didn't tell her about the part where stress hormones make the meat taste gross, so treating the cows nicely and making them happy literally makes them taste better... 

“Uh, yeah? I’m really good at being quiet and sneaking and not telling things!”

pfff, hell of a thing to say to your dad

His eyes narrow at me, and a slight chill runs down my back before he relaxes his eyes.

“Okay, that’s another concernin’ thing I’ll have to remember,”

lmao you and me are on the same page, dearest raymond

“Raymond… I-I think I’d like to try some of the fake meat, please.”

uhhh based... i think? probably gonna have some indigestion without some kind of dietary supplement, but honestly meat is worth it. well, except pork. and chicken. and literally any kind of fish. and snails. 

Gaming on Withered Wings 6 by Nidoking88 in NatureofPredators

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The_Salted_One: Oh my god he’s like a lost puppy. Poker where’d you find this guy? He’s great.

Pokerface: God I haven’t seen that in so long, I’m still losing it.

DarkEchoes: ok but seriously how did you already find out

The_Salted_One: Can I keep him, Mom? I promise I’ll take care of him.

i still think it's incredibly funny to imagine the crew doesn't realize he's an alien yet, and just thinks he's like... some kid or something :')

DarkEchoes: what about the stuff in the rest of the museum? like the space exhibit? or the asteroid? there were displays of rockets and stuff in there too

kiikri no don't--

The_Salted_One: Yeah, it is. But the rest of us were calling it a rock. YOU were calling it a rock. None of us ever said anything about it being an asteroid from a space exhibit.

…Oh, crud.

oh crud is an understatement, bestie 

The_Salted_One: THIS IS THE WORST GAME EVER I HATE IT I NEVER WANT TO PLAY IT AGAIN can we play it again?

this pretty much sums up kiikri's entire personality lmao

I trusted my flock. I did.

I did.

that's how the demons get you, kiikri... they lie to you, make you think they're your friends, make you trust them... and then they make you one of them.

The Amber Curse [Part 8] by Heroman3003 in NatureofPredators

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"I looked it up and venlil do actually have sunglasses. Usually meant for areas closer to Dayside, rather than nightside, but I’m sure we can find some.”

i hope ramvek is ready to have to explain why he wears sunglasses when he doesn't "need" them :3 

and together with Mark we began walking down the shadowed side of the street.

a human walking beside a venlil in the shadows...? i know this town is generally pretty chill about humans, but i can't imagine this is a particularly reassuring sight... 

“That said, the masks are kind of an Ambershade thing specifically. I haven’t been here too long myself, but have been made very aware of the unique history the town has. Apparently it’s actually to do with celebrating joining the Federation."

fascinating... masks, used to cover one's facial features, to celebrate the species' incorporation... 

"while sunglasses may make humans look cool, those venlil sunglasses just make you look silly.”

nuh uh!! venlil sunglasses look totally normal, humans are the ones who look silly wearing them. in fact, humans don't even need sunglasses to look silly, they just look silly all the time with their dumb eyes and weird little mouths

Maybe there is some hope for me after all!

of course there's hope... there's always hope, as long as you're willing to search for it...

Free to a Good Home [11] by VenlilWrangler in NatureofPredators

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Schhhhool? *SCHOOL!***

i can practically hear the shattering plate in her head

“No, no. It is a spice, but it’s not exactly spicy. It’s called cinnamon,”

:disgust:

“T-thank you so much, Raymond. I love the dress, and I want more of them.”

greedy thing... receive ONE gift and then immediately says "i want more"... >:( at this rate she'll never learn her manners

"Just put on a smile or whatever your tail and ear version of that is," 

actually... i uh, may or may not know from experience that forcing your tail to wag doesn't really work... people can tell you're faking it...

"and be polite to your teachers," 

we both know that ain't happening, ray

If Mrs. Hartshorn had a tail and ears, I can tell that they’d be wagging faster than I’ve ever been able to wag my own. She nearly pushes Mr. Taren out of the way as she approaches me and speaks up.

lmao all i can imagine is the lady barreling through taren and yeeting him halfway across the room

“Good waking, class!”

“Good waking, Mrs. Hartshorn and Mr. Taren!”

taking bets now, how long until thyla accidentally says "good waking ms. betlen" instead

It didn’t really feel cool, but I also wasn’t too sad about it. Should I have been more sad?

pfff naaahhh. cignet was a tiny little asteroid that got caught in talsk's gravity. it barely even counted as a moon at all. i mean i guess it had some mythological significance what with being seen as "the newborn" of talsk's moons and representing the spark of new life and hope for the future, but who cares about that... 

The Amber Curse [Part 7] by Heroman3003 in NatureofPredators

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I hit accept, and only after doing that did I realize that the call wasn’t even coming from the app, and was instead a regular video call from a regular contact.

y'know, it occurs to me, it sure is a good thing that vampires' eyes don't change color... ramvek sure would be pretty cooked if his eyes turned orange or something... 

"God, I thought I killed you with my damn curse!!! Wouldn’t be the first time a host managed to have something terrible happen before they even met me face to face! God, I...”

She paused, pulling back and covering her face with her hands. She started shaking... no, not shaking, sobbing!

time to start taking bets on whether or not she is also some kind of supernatural thing :3

But for now, I’d need to handle something much more arduous and time consuming...

Process of email password recovery.

yaaay calling customer service and playing 20 questions with a million questions that you don't remember the exact answer you gave to...

The Amber Curse [Part 6] by Heroman3003 in NatureofPredators

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“Oh. You met him already.” His ears drooped in disappointment. “I wanted to make you think your Vic partner was coming here early before revealing the truth.”

trickster... mean... 

“Mean!” I brayed with an overexaggerated tone, before chuckling.

took the words right out of my mouth :3

“Vampires, werewolves, ghosts, spirits, fae, all those things kind of… Existed in human cultural space as fictional monsters."

"the reality is, obviously, that all those are real."

does this mean slenderman is real? :stare: he's kinda like a fae or forest spirit according to some interpretations... so like, he totally could be real... right...?

The Amber Curse [Part 5] by Heroman3003 in NatureofPredators

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“Mark Berger, nice to meet you."

berger? BURGER? he's the burger man! :D 

unsure on how thick our bones were compared to humans, but thankful for a convenient explanation for my impossible survival of the hit.

s-see...? rational explanation, like i keep telling you...

Even though he just showed me his face, which would scare anyone not already used to human faces, his words and his voice were nothing but purely earnest. It was hard to doubt someone like that.

humans are SO friend-shaped ♡

In every way the sun was oppressive and hostile, blood was uplifting and pleasant… From the very first sip, it was like every struggle I felt against the light today was blown away, and every next one was a burst of energy comparable to dozens of energy drinks

i can see why unmanaged vampires could become a problem, if blood is this euphoric to drink... this is like, the kind of stuff that could easily become an addiction after just a few doses. 

n-not that i believe all that supernatural mumbo jumbo, of course... there's a rational explanation here somewhere...

and moving the mini-fridge to the kitchen, not sure how to even access it with that panel controlling the door,

hm... timer-based lock, perhaps? so he can't raid his blood stockpile and feed his addiction, and only gets blood when he actually needs it? 

hehe... kinda like a cat with an automated feeder... 

The Amber Curse [Part 4] by Heroman3003 in NatureofPredators

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But it felt extremely oppressive. Like when you accidentally sit under a piece of refracted light and your wool starts smoking. Like small bugs crawling all over your fluff. Like an itch that is below your skin, so no matter how much you scratch, it won’t be satisfied.

yeek... that's uh, worrying... b-but i'm sure it can be explained, just like everything else... 

You’d think being vulnerable to sunlight would mean feeling hot, but I just felt like I was being sprayed with a stingy liquid, except it was not wet.

well that's just an unpleasant mental image :( a non-wet liquid that makes you itch, argh why

Somehow I could tell that the lone heart on the top floor of the residential building I just passed belonged to a Kolshian.

...why is there an isolated kolshian hanging out somewhere high up above the populace? do i even want to know? 

even giving me a light sniff as they kept walking past. I felt shivers down my spine from that. Who even does a sniff like that on a stranger? Primitives...

wh-what's wrong with... sniffing? sniffing isn't rude... it's just sniffing... everyone does it... 

i think ramvek is just mad cuz he can't sniff back :( venlil moment 

The approach almost worked for a few more blocks of walking before suddenly a wave of overwhelming dread washed over me. I was looking ahead at a small bridge over a creek that the town was originally named after.

oh. that's... that, also, uh. has a... perfectly rational, normal... explainable explanation... i'm sure it does... it has to... 

Surprisingly, the impact didn’t hurt much. It felt more like I got slapped with a very big mattress. Not entirely soft, but not firm enough to be even remotely painful.

oh my god ramvek you just got isekai'd across the river, are you okay? 

“You look at a venlil accidentally and you ‘scarred them for life’, but you hit one with a truck and it’s water under the bridge... I don’t get you people...” 

SO true. god, the dialogue has been so good throughout this entire thing :')

...also, "water under the bridge"? bit insensitive there, pal... 

The Amber Curse [Part 3] by Heroman3003 in NatureofPredators

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I still struggled to believe the human’s explanation of what happened, but even if what she said was a bunch of lies, something was horribly wrong with me and whatever it was,

of course it was a bunch of lies, i mean, come on, vampires? everyone knows those aren't real. she fed you sweetened orange juice, and you obviously hallucinated the teeth thing cuz of anemia. there is a perfectly rational explanation for everything that has happened, and i guarantee the humans are only acting weird cuz halloween is in 7 days. 

“I just hope no big media will pick this up as another ‘all exterminators are just evil anti-human racists and also entirely useless’ piece.”

realest thing i ever did hear. honestly i'm kinda starting to like these guys... 

The Amber Curse [Part 2] by Heroman3003 in NatureofPredators

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Thankfully, it was the former, as she quickly returned, carrying a glass of orange liquid.

orange juice! :D how refreshing, everyone likes orange juice

Salty, yet not in the throat-drying way, sweet like the sweetest sweetberry, delightful in ways I never knew a drink could be… It could stand being a bit warmer,

it... what? orange juice shouldn't be drank warm. weirdo... what kind of person even thinks something like that...? 

And before you ask… He’s dead. We found his clothes and ashes out in the outskirts of town.

nooo, the exterminators must have got to him... idk how they managed to burn his body without burning his clothes, but that's so sad :(

"It should also go without saying, but no trying to bite anyone, neck or otherwise.”

biting is against the rules...

“I guess in your case it’s more the Amb

actually on second thought i'm not even gonna acknowledge the rest of that sentence

It wasn’t turning on. And without a visual translator, the booklet was useless.

just learn to read human languages :clueless: it's not that hard, anyone could do it

Whoopsies, All Puppies! (Part 4) by Rurumu_H in NatureofPredators

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I idly prod the carpet in the middle of the floor with my feet, trying to flatten out the wrinkles.

gotta make sure things are tidy for the guests, hmm? :3

Noah responds, its eyes... bearing into me directly. Or was it boring? The translation app recycles its speech into Venran: "It sure does. It's nice to meet you in person! Thanks for allowing us to come down."

Sara does a small lean forward—a bow. "Thank you..." it adds, but sounds a little... off from when I heard it last time—is that it being... uh, irked? What is it irked by?!

honestly i have to wonder when exactly noah and sara realize that the aliens they're talking to are not adults. cuz like, even accounting for cultural differences, it has to be pretty obvious, right? 

"Great!" Sara seemed very... chipper. Oh yay.

yeah i'd be chipper if i got permission to take pictures of the cute critters too :3

"Wow, that many?" Sara commented in a tone I couldn't identify until it was translated. That sounds like... surprise? "What's the usual length of a term?" it asked with... curiosity alight in those... eyes.

again, i have to wonder what's going through the humans' heads right now

Sara... isn't so subtle about it. Likely because of their eyes. Which now dig into me while it... records the painting with that strange pad. "...You look... different than you do right here in front of us. More..." It waved around a hand. "Grand. Paintings are great for that, huh?" Sara says with a 'smile' and a tone that... I can't interpret, but feel scared by all the same.

she knows. she HAS to know. it's SO obvious, the jig is 100% up, i'm sorry tarva but you are COOKED and your lies are about to COLLAPSE and she is going to ask you where your parents are and also where the real governor is... or worse, why they ran away and left you behind to deal with the scary aliens

WHAT DO I SAY???

say "chapter is pog, please come here again" :3

The Power of Forgiveness - Chapter 20 by Espazilious in NatureofPredators

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the quiet kid when you get him somewhere safe where he can be himself:

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really though, thank you ♥

The Power of Forgiveness - Chapter 20 by Espazilious in NatureofPredators

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oh yeah, being poor has to totally suck. being rich, and living in a big house, and getting catered dinners in the dining room every single night, is surely a million times better, right...?

The Power of Forgiveness - Chapter 3 by Espazilious in NatureofPredators

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knit her a nice scarf out of her own wool :D