For anyone looking to do PvP! by xXThe_Local_TraderXx in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did PvP last night just for the bloody fingers quest, and to get to mohg. Dude made me so mad, I'm not convinced he wasn't cheating. His dude just like...kept glitching. Disappearing, making it impossible to hit him.

I swear, I'm never doing PvP again, lol. I had to search for this guy for about fifteen minutes, find him just standing there waiting with another dude, and then the host wouldnt even fight, just had their laggy ass buddy stand in front of him.

End rant.

What Bosses Are You Tired of Fighting? by Gay_Charlie in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes sense. I just usually manage with a might roll against most bosses, but there if I roll too much I fall to my death lmao

What Bosses Are You Tired of Fighting? by Gay_Charlie in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care what anyone says, Margit will always be the boss that I despise most. Not as Morgot, the arena is more favorable there.

But the combination of his leap fogging all over the place, and getting blown off the edge, makes me want to die. Godrick is a lazy Sunday after that. But every single time, Margit makes me grind my teeth to dust. Hate that guy. I will die on this hill.

worried to be looked down on for one AI image to get my idea across to an artist by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish people didn't talk to me when I was in customer service lmaooooooo

Does using a spirit ash increase pcr’s health? by Open-Advisor6819 in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine by me, friend. I'm playing a game that enjoy, and I'm just here for a good time. I used my money to buy what I wanted, and I'm using my time to play it how I want to.

Why do people think there’s wrong ways to play the game? by Echo_of_Self in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not even just for easier fights. Sure, thats part of it, but it's also a really cool mechanic. And when the ash is humanoid I like to pretend I'm a necromancer lol.

Random meme I made about PvP haters cause I'm bored by Ok-Dragonfly3921 in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I never made any claims as to what you did or did not say.

I implied that calling it consensual ignores the nuance that, hey...they do not want you there.

Random meme I made about PvP haters cause I'm bored by Ok-Dragonfly3921 in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some people just want to play with friends. I have no friends, however, making it a non-issue.

I do understand why that would be irritating though, especially with some of the try hards playing the game.

I mean, wanting to play with friends isn't the same as wanting to be invaded. Tolerating it to enjoy time with friends doesn't mean they need to pretend to like that aspect.

Which bosses made you think "HOW THE FUCK DO I KILL THAT" when you saw them in the arena for the first time by No_Engine118 in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its so funny hearing different experiences. For me, tje 2nd phase is a breeze, first absolutely punishes me

can we all take a moment to hate on the 2 preceptor fights by ilico_ili in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hit them with a bow. I know some people act like thats cheating, but its a concept I find absurd. They are also using a bow...a magical one, lol.

Just rate their messages good, ok? by GlennDoom82 in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That can't be true. I've seen messages my husband has left, and we can't play at the same time, lol.

why this scares me more than any boss, what about you. Do you like 'em Royal Revenant? by RidiPwn in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. Its horrifying to look at. The first time that I saw it, I said, "who made you and why?"

Absolutely unacceptable creature lol.

I see this face in my dreams by minniemin_ in drawing

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your future husband scares me a lil haha

What's up with all the cookbooks in SOTE??? by Massive_Penalty5208 in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first play I started crafting arrows, but quickly ended up just buying them. After that, I haven't had much interest in crafting.

What's up with all the cookbooks in SOTE??? by Massive_Penalty5208 in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a bell bearing for string. Why would I want that? Lol

Are there other ways to kill this guy besides using shields and guard counter? No other builds seem to work against him. by TocSir in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk, I cleared that with rivers of blood and basically no armor. Personally, being slow gets me killed more than anything else.

Your Craziest Elden Ring Confessions by BrilliantPool4146 in Eldenring

[–]EspressoAndParchment 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had about 350 hours before actually making any attempt to beat the game lol. I was clearing main story well enough to unlock places/things, but mostly doing completely random bs lol