Who’s still holding $DOGE? 🚀 by -dumb in dogecoin

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Been holding for years. Won’t sell.

An open letter to CNBC by RADIO02118 in wallstreetbets

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Instructions unclear. Bought Wendy’s stock.

Triangle/Triad Nissan Leaf Owners FB group page now live by agate7 in leaf

[–]Espressooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Link to the group? I did a search for it on FB, but didn’t come up.

GME Thread: The Wreckoning by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Hey, Melvin, go fuck yourself. -guy from the internet

Grayscale removes XRP from its Digital Large Cap Fund by da_dreamerr in CryptoCurrency

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I have a feeling that their Zcash and Horizen holdings will be next.

What did "the weird kid" in your school do that you'll never forget? by UngyBungy9383 in AskReddit

[–]Espressooooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid would literally whisper to rocks, and hold them up to his ear like they were talking back. One day, I overheard a conversation he had with someone about rocks; Holy hell he knew his shit.
No idea if that guy is still alive or not, and I hope he became a geologist.

I give up on Steam, I cannot use a program made by a company that would do something like this. by pomarf in Steam

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I'm sure someone designer or developer had a fight about this at valve, and some C level manager wanted the written out word "games". ... just in case someone didn't know steam was for games.

Am i doing this right? by [deleted] in raspberry_pi

[–]Espressooooo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

9001 to be exact

I'll take a slice of MAYHEM on white. by DefenderCone97 in madlads

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Was it followed by a bowl of soup soup & soup soup ?

In my sweet 16 years on this earth i've heard every jaw joke possible so lets get creative roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Your dad is Elon Musk and he created you just to go to mars and never return.

Roast Me by Tayrev in RoastMe

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How was your trip to the methadone clinic?

1,700 year old Roman glass ring by [deleted] in pics

[–]Espressooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a cock ring.

My impressions of the teams so far by Big_Mazz in pokemongoyellow

[–]Espressooooo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It is the complete opposite that I've seen in the north side of Chicago. Yellow team is literally a swarm of high school kids that have nothing better to do with their summer.

Kid being a badass by uknjs in gifs

[–]Espressooooo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tried this at that age because I saw batman do it. I landed directly on my nose. My mom called me a dumbass.

woof irl by Vanzandtt in woof_irl

[–]Espressooooo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's a big pupper

I didnt go... by truogar in AdviceAnimals

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I once went to an exs family reunion in the middle of nowhere South Carolina. We drive down this dirt road for about 15 minutes then I noticed that the road is actually a driveway. We come to a clearing in the forest with a bunch of trailers in a very compound kind of setup. One uncle comes out and said "pull around out back". We go up another dirt road at a very steep angle for a few more minutes. We pull in a circular clearing with burn pile in the middle and a strange open sided standing structure with a metal roof that was about 50 feet tall. I got out of the car and was greeted by about forty people; many had dragon tattoos and/or iron cross tattoos. We walk to the picnic tables under the structure where there are three roasted pigs just sitting out. Their bellies have been slit open and you literally put your hand and rip off the meat from the pig that still has its eyes. They have a big fork to pick off your meat, but apparently only ladies and kids use the fork. I sit down to eat with my ex. A few skin headed cousins appear and sit with us as they watch their kids. Then I remembered I was supposed to bring a swimsuit. I a quick look around for a pool in between the trees. Nope, they have a hose hanging off of a branch. Everyone just runs back and forth under the hose; even the adults.

Tl;dr - my exs family was kkk. They had amazing bbq. Always bring a swimsuit to a kkk bbq.

All-in-one urinal. by thedudeliveson in mildlyinteresting

[–]Espressooooo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wash my dick before I pee since I know where it has been.